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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-08-17, 05:15
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Holy shit, Im an ass. *kinda long*

I didn't realize this until last night at the modest mouse concert. My sister told me she was going and I figured oh well, I might as well go I liked their last album.

So it was around 630ish when I parked and started walking up to the venue. This girl was standing there looking like she was waiting for someone, not cute but not fugly. She asked me for a cigarette As I got one out I noticed she looked as if she was going to cry. I asked her if anything was wrong and she said her boyfriend was fighting with her about going to the concert. I told her that sucks, she should just have fun.

At this point, she started to follow me as I walked and talking about what an ass he was. How he hated modest mouse, and he never liked anything she ever did. BLAH BLAH fucking BLAH. So, I looked back at her and I told her to shut the fuck up, It didn't mean it as a bad thing. She had an expression like "Holy shit, this guy just told me to shut the fuck up."

She had the nerve to continue, I guess she didn't get the point I made in front of 10 other people. * Oh and I guess they thought I was with her cause they all gave me dirty looks too* I turned around again, and told her I didn't have anyone to go with, and that if she would tone it down a little, and cut her antics I would surely go in with her, and buy her a drink and talk.

Alright she tones it down, so we get in and go to the bar. She had the nerve to order the BIGGEST beer they had like 40 some oz. At this point I didn't really care, because I already smelled the weed. So, we walk up the hill * it was out side, and sat down. I asked her name, how old she was, what she was doing in Columbus, ETC. At this point she was calmed down and I felt I had done my job.

No, after a while of talking and opening bands she wanted another drink. I thought to myself this was my chance. I saw three gorgeous girls in front of me light a massive joint, and I watched them pass it like four times. I told her I would be right back, and walked up behind them, I asked them for a hit, and The one in the middle looked at me and said "yea, sure man" her eyes were so hazel with a hint of blue around the edges.

This is where it gets really bad. The girl I was with saw me sit down. She immediately jumped up and charged me, all the time yelling and shit. "I can't believe you just did that, just smoking weed with random strangers" I sat the bitch down, she had pissed me off and I told her EXACTLY how it was. I picked her up, being nice and all, bought her this HUGE drink, and listened to her whine about her boyfriend.

I then turned around and sat back down for another rotation. they laughed their asses off, and we chilled.

The concert was great, at the end I saw her again and she was bawling her eyes out. I kinda felt bad. But I was happy.

Anyone else think I did the wrong thing?



Moral of the story

Girls that smoke weed at the kinda girls you want.
 #2 
Old 2007-08-17, 05:31
Noriega. Noriega. is offline
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Default Re: Holy shit, Im an ass. *kinda long*

I skipped to the moral of the story and yes thats true :)
 #3 
Old 2007-08-17, 06:23
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fuck no. she's a dumb bitch.
 #4 
Old 2007-08-17, 06:34
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Holy shit, Im an ass. *kinda long*

Yea, I know shes a dumb bitch, but I felt bad. And I felt like a complete ass.
 #5 
Old 2007-08-17, 06:58
frank the tank frank the tank is offline
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dude,she was totally imposing.thtas my opinion.i would have put her in her place REAL quick man,sounds like you did too! i would have said "listen,i bought you a beer,talked about your BULLSHIT problems with you and gave you some cigarettes.but when you come and tell me what im gonna do thats where you kick rocks!"

str8 thuggin style.
 #6 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:00
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Well, no one wants to be kicked in the face when they're already on the floor hurt, even though it's her mistake for staying with an asshole boyfriend. Really, though, you took the time to buy her a drink and then totally ditched her, knowing how hurt she was. You would have been better off just saying, oh, well that sucks, and never bothered to listen, I think.
So yes, that was kind of an asshole thing to do, given the circumstances.
 #7 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:05
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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I still believe she took advantage of the situation, knowing the circumstances.
 #8 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:10
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Yeah she did, she can't expect to cling on to you like you're her new asshole boyfriend.

How was Modest Mouse?
 #9 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:43
hamishr hamishr is offline
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lol screw her. she is obviously an emotional crying bitch. give her a puff of the joint and tell her to be quiet
 #10 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:51
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Oh, my god! It was incredible. They played Cockroach, right before the finale, when I met my sister and her friend, and her friends sister. I was so happy. And then I started to dance after they played their "greatest"

I almost had an orgasm.
 #11 
Old 2007-08-17, 08:12
ihatesawed_off_pump ihatesawed_off_pump is offline
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Props on going to the Modest Mouse concert. I've been listening to them for about 4 years and I absolutely love them.

Props on telling her to STFU... past that my mind wandered and I didn't finish reading.
 #12 
Old 2007-08-17, 09:57
cac0 cac0 is offline
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Was the weed and good? Did you get really high?!!
 #13 
Old 2007-08-17, 10:23
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What a psycho beast.
She wanted you as an emotional tampon and she probably wanted you to fuck her so she'd feel atleast a little wanted.

Never encourage the stray dog.
 #14 
Old 2007-08-17, 12:36
RabidGeneral RabidGeneral is offline
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you bought her a drink and listened to her whine...you did two more things than i would have.
 #15 
Old 2007-08-17, 13:09
callumpimp callumpimp is offline
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I wouldhave just lied and said "no fags" when she asked. Simple. I never give anything to anyone for free lol.
 #16 
Old 2007-08-17, 13:25
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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I think you were more than sensible, seriously, she didn't even know you and had to lay all that shit on you? Fuck that. You were there to have some fun, not listen to some bitch whine.

yoyo had it right, she wanted teh cawk.
 #17 
Old 2007-08-17, 14:02
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You suck, bushy.
 #18 
Old 2007-08-17, 15:46
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^^Why? cause he's nice?
 #19 
Old 2007-08-17, 16:22
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Modest Mouse is fuckin sweet. Is Johnny Marr in it now? Did they play "paper thin walls" and all the good stuff from their first couple lps?


fer the record you did the right thing except you shouldn't have boughten her a beer.
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Old 2007-08-18, 03:15
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wow, what a stoopid girl.
i mean you took pity on her a decided to befriend her for a night, and instead she suddenly becomes your wife.
you didn't need that, so you did the right thing, not ass like at all... unless you raped her afterwards.
 #21 
Old 2007-08-18, 04:41
Master_ziing Master_ziing is offline
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Default Re: Holy shit, Im an ass. *kinda long*

I know this isn't answering your question, but Modest Mouse rocks, man. I saw them for the second time back in May. The 'Came As a Rat' jam at the end of Spitting Venom kicked ass. They're my favorite band.

Good job.
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Old 2007-08-18, 05:15
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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what no pity sex?
 #23 
Old 2007-08-18, 08:30
ihatesawed_off_pump ihatesawed_off_pump is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Master_ziing
I know this isn't answering your question, but Modest Mouse rocks, man. I saw them for the second time back in May. The 'Came As a Rat' jam at the end of Spitting Venom kicked ass. They're my favorite band.

Good job.


I was supposed to see them a couple of years back with a friend, but then I got high.

Seriously. And we forgot.

*blows brain out*
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Old 2007-08-18, 16:54
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You suck, bushy.

Oh no way. Seriously?

It would make sense, though. Fuck, I need to start ignoring his threads too.
 #25 
Old 2007-08-18, 23:20
heroic harlequin heroic harlequin is offline
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narcotics are for fags..
 #26 
Old 2007-08-19, 06:01
Taquito Taquito is offline
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Holy ignorance batman!

narcotics?
 #27 
Old 2007-08-19, 06:30
citric citric is offline
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Default Re: Holy shit, Im an ass. *kinda long*

Moral of the story

Girls that smoke weed at the kinda girls you want.

QFT

I can't believe she would start bitching at you for going and hanging out with strangers... cause you know, she's known you for a good like 2 hours probably at that point, so that TOTALLY solidifies a long term friendship...
 #28 
Old 2007-08-19, 17:09
Townsend Townsend is offline
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Yeah, totally her fault. She acted like she owned you and you couldn't meet other people. Good for you putting her in her place. In conclusion, it was nobody's fault but her's. *Cues Zeppelin*
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Old 2007-08-19, 21:32
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Dude, you did more than you needed to. She just started ranting about her boyfriend to a stranger and then tried to tell you what to do? More importantly.. did you get into the hot weed smoking girls?
 
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