So I am forced to interact with people alot, it sucks balls. They all make mother jokes and talk about sex with each others mother etc, oh HA HA fuck that's original and out there you pieces of shit. So I power up to OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! lawls and start making the dolphin sex and gay jokes and it's all "oh my god rabbitweed, what the fuck, lol, you're so weird and out there and some kind of freak, I'm normal, riiiiiiiiight, lol, mother sex".

I have decided you can tell how awesome someone is by how they react to outlandish stuff. If they do the whole "Riiiiiiiiight omg" routine they're fucking losers, just punch them in the stomach pre-emptively for their inevitable dipshittery. If they start joining in with your 'weirdness' and make witty jokes and stuff, then they're hella dope.

Very few of those though. Fuck social interaction with most people fucks me off. Especially when they're too stupid to tell YOU'RE ACTUALLY JOKING.

Sounds like someone has woken up and realised that he has got to go to the supermarket today.

Riiiiiigghhttt....

haha, something like that. I am just sick to death of people thinking they have one up over me because I say something weird. I wish I was good at being reserved and shy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit.

I think I'll just stop talking to them. Can't be fucked, they're not worth my time.

i like interacting with some people, but i usually keep to myself and be quiet because i don't like to say things that are not necessary, but when i do there like wtf? and i laugh when no one else does and their like dude you laugh at the weirdest things, when i think that maybe if they had a few more IQ points they wouldn't be stupid

haha, something like that. I am just sick to death of people thinking they have one up over me because I say something weird. I wish I was good at being reserved and shy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit.

I think I'll just stop talking to them. Can't be fucked, they're not worth my time.

I mention it because brother I share your pain. I HAVE to go shopping this morning, despite the town being full of wet tourists and pensioners shipped in from the outlying villages.

So the local Palace Of Hell will be even worse than usual.

Excuse me, I need to go jack up on Ibruprofen before I go.

I just know I'm gonna get a migrane.

haha, something like that. I am just sick to death of people thinking they have one up over me because I say something weird. I wish I was good at being reserved and shy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit.

I think I'll just stop talking to them. Can't be fucked, they're not worth my time.

I can actually relate. When I hang around with my group of "friends" I feel like I'm surrounded by liars.

I know exactly where your comming from. I can't tell you how much I FUCKING despise that sort of "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightieo" attitude.

Lololololl, ur just butthurt cause I fucked your mother last night lolololl.

Yeah, I can relate.

I agree with you 100%,
This comedian comes to school says the most stupids non-intelligent things and the whole school laughs and i am weird for not finding it funny O_o?


Fuck being social my computer loves me its all i need

Fuck you "normal" people. You guys are living a lie.

Go play some counterstrike. Eat some of that cadburys double chocolate chocolate. I dont know how what is allready chocolate can be double chocolatey but it works.

I can't stand most people, for me to even get along with someone then they need to have a similar sense of humour to me, I love to crack the best joke at the worst time, I enjoy saying outlandish things and I'm well known amongst my friends for just saying weird shit. Although I must say I do enjoy a well timed "your mother" joke or a "said the actress to the bishop." I forgot how I was gonna finish this, so I'll come back when I know how to.

man don't let people get you down

that's like getting mad at retards because they can't do math

SO WHAT

god made them that way for your amusement

I guess this is the same for every person who uses the Internets on a regular basis.

I resigned myself to being the "weird one" of my peers of a long time ago.
At least now I know who accepts me for who I am, perversions and all.

Nice. That reminds me of this retard from my high school, he couldn't walk properly and it looked like he was always disco dancing (a mix of the part in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE) at 1:26 and the part at 2:46 on this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scvGhO282TA)). I always got a good laugh outta watching him walk past.

I can talk to and get along with anyone...but alot of the time i gotta put on a fake ass smile. I guess i dont like alot of people but i make people like me...im often told i present myself well and am very approachable. its kinda like a power thing to me weird i dunno....lol

i have one stipulation to the OP....

what if that person takes your weirdness to the next level?

like starts weirding even YOU out.....

I've felt like this a lot man, and it really blows. I'm just gonna guess that you're still in high school (if not, my bad) and things change man.

I know most of the people in high school thought I was weird and they would blame my age and call me the young kid since I had skipped a grade and was always younger. I eventually just stopped talking to them and joined the much more accepting stoner crowd. Honestly, they were just so much more interesting in general and wouldn't get on my case for the shit I said.

But once you get out of the hell hole called high school you'll find the world is a lot more mature and understanding of interesting ideas. I'm still a pretty weird guy, but a lot of people see me as unique and enjoy my company. And momma jokes will be around forever, but immaturity tends to fade, unless you're around the wrong folks in which case you need to just find some better people to hang out with.

what if that person takes your weirdness to the next level?

like starts weirding even YOU out.....

I've only ever found one person who could do that to me. And I'm dating her at the moment :D lol

I've only ever found one person who could do that to me. And I'm dating her at the moment :D lol

hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I agree with you 100%,
This comedian comes to school says the most stupids non-intelligent things and the whole school laughs and i am weird for not finding it funny O_o?

Damnit I thought people described in this topic were just more abundant in my area.

When I was in highschool there was some itialian faggot that had a very dark skin tone so he went with mexican because that allowed him to make 'original' and 'edgy' jokes based off of his fake mexican ethnicity. One day he just said something so unbelievably gay I felt like being an asshole and began an obnoxiously loud and sarcastic laugh just pointing out how gay his joke was "Hahah I get it, because you are mexican! Wow thats the first time I've ever heard you make a joke referencing mexican stereotypes everyone has already heard, quality material you got there champ". I was just staring at him while I said this

They're so gay I found the best way to deal with them is to just sarcastically encourage their gayness. Many of them are so stupid they don't realize you're making fun of them.

I've felt like this a lot man, and it really blows. I'm just gonna guess that you're still in high school (if not, my bad) and things change man.

Nah, just in a course surrounded by many people who just came out of high school (and one 20 year old who still acts like king of the 5th formers).

When I meet you I'm gonna pull a mum joke :)

This all relates so well to me, I feel like such a fuck twatt'..

I'm the same as most, I've got maybe.. 3 good friends I can act "myself" around. They actually aren't like me, they just can deal with all the shit i say.. i suppose.. my other friends are just about only girls, they can put up with a good bit of shit. but in the end, they're girls. You just can't talk to them like guys. you know?

Makes me wanna like in a totse nation, where I can talk to people like me without having to put on a fucking show..

i woke up like that for four months straight.

then, i quit my job at the local grocery store.

edit: ok, i feel like being on topic.

As an American high school student, i feel you pain deeply. not a day goes by that i don't encounter at least a dozen people who act as if they've gotten lobotomies. yet, the moment i say something that actually amuses me, it gets quiet. as such, i'm not a very vocal person unless i feel i should be.

I guess this is what we as totseans have in common. Well a lot of us anyway. I know what you mean exactly. Luckily my friends with our strangeness outnumber the douchebags, so we treat them like shit and like they aren't good enough to hang with us. It works surprisingly well. Keep turning them down and rejecting them and they just keep coming back for more. Tomorrow's going to be interesting.

Goddamn, that makes sense. I like the way you think.

holy fuck this thread is pathetic.

Not Implying I'm better than any of you, because I'm not, but atleast I can acknowledge that I'm abandoned by normal society because I'm just naturally weaker mentally and physically.

You guys have just fooled yourselves into believing that the good-looking people having sex all the time are the weak ones. I guess it's a survival technique I'm not equipped with. And I'm glad. You lot sound pathetic.

*looks at my own post*

no, i don't believe i said anything abour people having sex. something about myself being far more twisted than other people, perhaps. but not about sex.

holy fuck this thread is pathetic.

Not Implying I'm better than any of you, because I'm not, but atleast I can acknowledge that I'm abandoned by normal society because I'm just naturally weaker mentally and physically."

Are you really certain that's the case? Not to imply that I'm better than you or anyone else here, but I'm more intelligent than most of my peers, and on top of that I am actually physically stronger. I'm no superman, but I think you've misread what's going on here.

"You guys have just fooled yourselves into believing that the good-looking people having sex all the time are the weak ones."

I don't know about my being good looking (although I'd like to think I'm not ugly), but I have sex with a pretty decent looking chick on a fairly regular basis, and as pathetic as many of the posters on Totse can often be, I'm sure I'm not the only one.

"I guess it's a survival technique I'm not equipped with. And I'm glad. You lot sound pathetic."

Don't generalize, dipshit.

Haven't already been to and left chch?

The mum jokes are fine, when they're witty.

Haven't already been to and left chch?

The mum jokes are fine, when they're witty.

Your mum is a gurl :)