So this dude moved, and he's going out with this chick I LOVE. I WANT THEM TO BREAK UP. She likes me im sure, but is going out with him. How can i make them break up, her boy friend is also a good friend of mine..so i dont wana be to direct.

Tell the guy some bad advice and when he fucks up blow it way out of proportion. And use this line "Honey...trust me.... you can do muuuuuuch better than him...trust me"

Are you fucking kidding dude? I have a best friend who's girlfriend I have been at least semi-crazy about forever, like 7 years. But even now that they are broken up I wouldn't even try to date/fuck her. Some fucking friend you are, do you also pawn shit off on him when you get in trouble with people? "Oh so-and-so said it would be a good idea, duh duh duh."

If this guy is your friend in any respects what-so-ever you should go to him and tell him that you think you like her and are wondering how he feels about her. If he says he is mad about her, just let it go and move on. If he is willing to back of so you can step in, thank him, tell him you never want to compromise your friendship, and go ahead with her. Otherwise, back off and accept that you are there only as a friend to her, and even if she wants to be more than that. No woman is ever woth the trouble of betraying a friend, reguardless of how close to you they are.

If they consider you a friend and you, them, a friend then you should bite the bullet and be there for them both.

Love is better than friendship.

Love is better than friendship.

How do you feel about having neither?

Love is better than friendship.

Alright Romeo if you want to go that route. Lets pretend I'm your best-est of best friends, or even mediocre friend. Lets go through how this sounds on your "friends" side.

Bad Idea's Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for Paul Kemp.

Bad Idea: Why would you do that?

Bad Idea's (now Ex-)Girlfriend: Well he is so sweet and he really wants me and he said he really loves me.

Bad Idea: Well I love you too baby.

Bad Idea's Ex-Girlfriend: Yeah but he said he means it more than you.


Point is, unless you can point out something abusive in the relationship that she, for some reason hasn't already noticed, you shouldn't cut in on your "friend's" relationship. And, if you haven't already brought to light in your brain that she would be willing to do this to him (that is drop him like a hat over someone who loves him more, on a whim I must say that it seems to me) why in god's name (supposing he/she/it exists) would she be willing to stop and say, "Yes, this is my real man who would never sacrifice me for anything." When you are willing to go and dump on your on friend just to get some ass that, we all know, you really never deserved because you are a narcistic tool who can't see beyond the scope of your own fulfillment.

My god man, the world is full of wonderful women who you or I or anyone will ever possess, deserving or not. The fact is, is that you have to find what is right for you, and that you love it with all your being. If this girl is that thing and you know for a 100% fact then I say go for it. Friends' feelings be damned. But if at any moment you question it, then you should turn around and run before you do something that will leave you completely unfulfilled AND, I must stressed "and," without trust among supposed friends.

Trying to engineer a situation is bastardous, and generally disastrous.

You dastardly custard!

It's bloody well hard enough to keep a relationship together without people like you fucking it up. My honest advice is to leave it, you could end up losing a lot of friends, and imo you would deserve it too.

Just don't fuckin' do it, imagine how both people are gonna feel about you after they find out you're responsible.
How far away is the guy moving? Far enough for it to be a hard thing to keep up?

If you really love her, you must want her to be happy.. Even if that means shes with somebody else..

Love is better than friendship.

Fuck you, friendship is better

Love is better, but what are the chances you have found it?
Seriously, don't try and break them up, it will come right back and kick you in the cock.

And, as previously stated, you will have no love and no friendship.