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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2007-08-14, 05:13
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So, in Basic training I gained access to the Quran and well. It seemed like a very hateful book, I remember reading about holy wars, and how you should fight no believers until they either submit, or live under Muslim law. I think I found it kind of ridicules, and much like the book of Mormon which I also found time to read.

So, any Muslims here?
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Old 2007-08-15, 12:35
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So, in Basic training I gained access to the Quran and well. It seemed like a very hateful book, I remember reading about holy wars, and how you should fight no believers until they either submit, or live under Muslim law. I think I found it kind of ridicules, and much like the book of Mormon which I also found time to read.

So, any Muslims here?
Islam kind of sounds like a religion totse would make.

KILL DA NONBELEEVERZ!
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Old 2007-08-16, 16:33
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So, in Basic training I gained access to the Quran and well. It seemed like a very hateful book, I remember reading about holy wars, and how you should fight no believers until they either submit, or live under Muslim law. I think I found it kind of ridicules, and much like the book of Mormon which I also found time to read.

So, any Muslims here?

Really? The Qu'ran I read was a very un-hateful book, advocating a shitload of being nice, looking after people, and never taking war too far.

Looks like one of us got a dud version.
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Old 2007-08-16, 17:05
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The Quran I read...oh wait, I just tore the pages out and rolled doobies with it.
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Old 2007-08-16, 17:29
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The Quran I read...oh wait, I just tore the pages out and rolled doobies with it.
I wish I'd done that
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Old 2007-08-17, 00:15
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Looks like one of us got a dud version.
not necessarily. I havent read the entire qu'ran, i must admit that i got bored in the middle (but can you blame me? i'm 15). Anyways, there was one line, which i forget exactly what it was... but it was something along the lines of non-believers are below the believers and Allah doesnt believe in them. Now someone could take this the wrong way and think that it meant non-believers shouldnt be on earth because they are nothing anyway.

i hope that made sense... i've been out of it for like 2 1/2 months now coz i've got glandular fever... so if you want me to explain it better then jsut ask
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Old 2007-08-17, 07:04
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Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 3, Number 111:
Narrated Ash-Sha'bi:
Abu Juhaifa said, "I asked Ali, 'Have you got any book (which has been revealed to the Prophet apart from the Qur'an)?' 'Ali replied, 'No, except Allah's Book or the power of understanding which has been bestowed (by Allah) upon a Muslim or what is (written) in this sheet of paper (with me).' Abu Juhaifa said, "I asked, 'What is (written) in this sheet of paper?' Ali replied, it deals with The Diyya (compensation (blood money) paid by the killer to the relatives of the victim), the ransom for the releasing of the captives from the hands of the enemies, and the law that no Muslim should be killed in Qisas (equality in punishment) for the killing of (a disbeliever).



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YUSUFALI: They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks;-

http:../../www.sullivan-county.com/x/sina.htm

Lets see. Now, does that not say "Kill the disb IU elievers"?


Hmmm. Yea.I mean, I am in the armed forces, and I would be pissed if someone came in to my counrty to over take my way of living, and I could see how people might take these teaching the wrong way.I would fight against invaders too. Who wouldn't?
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Old 2007-08-17, 14:02
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004.089
YUSUFALI: They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks;-

http:../../www.sullivan-county.com/x/sina.htm

Lets see. Now, does that not say "Kill the disb IU elievers"?

And the next sura says:
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YUSUFALI: Except those who join a group between whom and you there is a treaty (of peace), or those who approach you with hearts restraining them from fighting you as well as fighting their own people. If Allah had pleased, He could have given them power over you, and they would have fought you: Therefore if they withdraw from you but fight you not, and (instead) send you (Guarantees of) peace, then Allah Hath opened no way for you (to war against them).
It specifically says not to kill those who aren't fighting you. Only in context can you ask if it says to kill the unbelievers.
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Old 2007-08-17, 20:52
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Unbelievers refers to a militant Arabic Pagan tribe: the Quryash. The Qur'an basically states that Islam is an improvement of Judaism/Xianity.
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Old 2007-08-20, 00:43
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Atheism ftw.
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Old 2007-08-20, 12:25
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The Quran I read...oh wait, I just tore the pages out and rolled doobies with it.
okay your a retard thats hating on other people religon, yes my self I am a Muslim and am proud of it .Ripping the quran and toring the pages out you will see it's consequance and what it does to you.
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Old 2007-08-20, 21:37
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it's consequance and what it does to you.
care to elaborate?
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Old 2007-08-21, 09:46
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okay your a retard thats hating on other people religon, yes my self I am a Muslim and am proud of it .Ripping the quran and toring the pages out you will see it's consequance and what it does to you.
Relax dude, it's just a book written by a bunch of homosexuals
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Old 2007-08-21, 18:44
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Relax dude, it's just a book written by a bunch of homosexuals
You do know what Islamists do to gays right?
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Old 2007-08-21, 20:31
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lol sandniggers.
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Old 2007-08-24, 05:06
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okay your a retard thats hating on other people religon, yes my self I am a Muslim and am proud of it .Ripping the quran and toring the pages out you will see it's consequance and what it does to you.
I wish I had a Quran to rip up.
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Old 2007-08-24, 19:15
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I wish I had a Quran to rip up.

tee hee

Anyways, I used to be. Did some research here and there on Xtianity because everyone else I knew was Xtian. Saw through the bullshit, researched Islam, saw the same bullshit. Figured they were both bullshit.

Although it does preach a lot of tolerance and <3. ie. you have to give refuge to someone seeking it :)
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Old 2007-08-24, 19:22
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I would be so pro-Islam IF they gave you the 72 virgins in the here and now..... LOL.
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Old 2007-08-24, 19:30
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Anyone read about the atrocities committed by the faithful in the bible?

Or about the dark ages? Inquistition?

What gives Christians the right to look down at Muslims?
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Old 2007-08-24, 19:41
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Anyone read about the atrocities committed by the faithful in the bible?

Or about the dark ages? Inquistition?

What gives Christians the right to look down at Muslims?


Let me state that I myself am not a Christian. However, those atrocities you mention happened a long time ago... Muslims are committing their atrocities in the here and now.

Oh and the Dark Ages happened because of the fall of Rome not because of Christianity. You can blame that period on the Germans.
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Old 2007-08-24, 20:07
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Let me state that I myself am not a Christian. However, those atrocities you mention happened a long time ago... Muslims are committing their atrocities in the here and now.

Oh and the Dark Ages happened because of the fall of Rome not because of Christianity. You can blame that period on the Germans.


Muslims are committing their atrocities now huh? You mean killing each other with weapons THE UNITED STATES SOLD THEM!!! Is that what you mean?

Does not matter. Christianity has made it's share of monumental fuck-ups. The Dark Ages were in fact prolonged by religious fear of science. That is a fact. The Roman Catholics were in charge right along with the state and they FUCKED IT UP. I am not saying that the church was SOLEY responsible for the dark ages but when you declare a guy an evil-doer for trying to apply science you fuck the society up for a long time.

This inability to understand how a backwards group of mystics can kill infidels defies all reason. At least the mystics in the middle east behead or otherwise kill the infidels quickly. Unlike christians who burned women and children at the stake (oh no pro-lifers that means preggos too).

I think if anything christians should be able to sympathize with muslims when it comes to mass murder of pagans.
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Old 2007-08-24, 21:06
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Anyone read about the atrocities committed by the faithful in the bible?

Or about the dark ages? Inquistition?

What gives Christians the right to look down at Muslims?


Or the violence against women/ genocide of Native Americans/ Crusades.
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Old 2007-08-24, 21:37
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Let me state that I myself am not a Christian. However, those atrocities you mention happened a long time ago... Muslims are committing their atrocities in the here and now.

By your logic most deaths in WW2 can be attributed to christianity.

Today a guy was sentenced for raping and murdering a 9 year old girl. Fuckin' christians :D
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Old 2007-08-25, 04:23
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Muslims are committing their atrocities now huh? You mean killing each other with weapons THE UNITED STATES SOLD THEM!!! Is that what you mean?

Does not matter. Christianity has made it's share of monumental fuck-ups. The Dark Ages were in fact prolonged by religious fear of science. That is a fact. The Roman Catholics were in charge right along with the state and they FUCKED IT UP. I am not saying that the church was SOLEY responsible for the dark ages but when you declare a guy an evil-doer for trying to apply science you fuck the society up for a long time.

This inability to understand how a backwards group of mystics can kill infidels defies all reason. At least the mystics in the middle east behead or otherwise kill the infidels quickly. Unlike christians who burned women and children at the stake (oh no pro-lifers that means preggos too).

I think if anything christians should be able to sympathize with muslims when it comes to mass murder of pagans.


Like I said I really don't have a horse in this race. But the fact that the US or any other nation has sold them weapons is beside the point. That they are killing each other and blowing up other people is. The US sells weapons to many nations and they don't do what the Muslim's do with them. Besides even if the US did not sell them squat they would still be cutting off peoples heads with swords. It's their culture not who sells them things that is at fault.

That the Dark Ages began due to the Roman Emperor Valen' failure to hold off the Visigoths in AD 378 is a fact. Your argument is with history NOT with me.
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Old 2007-08-25, 04:24
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By your logic most deaths in WW2 can be attributed to christianity.

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They were secular States my friend... apples and oranges.
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Old 2007-08-25, 07:50
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Really? The Qu'ran I read was a very un-hateful book, advocating a shitload of being nice, looking after people, and never taking war too far.

Looks like one of us got a dud version.
Looks like you're an idiot.
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