I'm going out on the weekend.

And, for a change I want to pick up different to the methods I already use.

Is there any 'far-out' or experimental, or secret methods you want me to roadtest?

I will come back with answers on the weekend, on how it goes.

Lol are u out on the prowl to try new techniques, like is this girl worth trying this shit out on? Or do you not care or what?

Nah man, he just wants to try out a new style of picking up chicks. There are some really crazy methods out there, but honestly I've forgotten half of them because I really can't be bothered.

Um... try blatant sexual remarks to drunk chicks. I want to see if just like.. walking up and telling them they look amazing and you should screw actually works if they're drunk enough. Always thought it would be a hilarious and effective way to get laid.

I dunno man, I wish I was more help.

Get some cool sunglasses, it always works for me. Walk around with a t-shirt that gathers attention something like this

http://www.dubioustees.com/legend.gif

or this
http://static.flickr.com/40/114567380_87883bba47_m.jpg

Act cool

Worst advice. ever.


'Act cool' ? I mean, what the fuck?

Worst advice. ever.


'Act cool' ? I mean, what the fuck?

The vodka one is pretty good. I thought you slavs would like it. Go figure those slavs.

Try the cliché pickup lines just for shits and giggles.

"Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can totally see myself in them."

I'll try the cliched gestures and the blatant sexual remarks.

lol this is gonna be funny.