My girlfriend came back from Cambridge a couple days ago so naturally she comes over to spend some time with me.

We're both 17... I share an upstairs room with my bro so I told him to get out... He was cool with it. We don't have a door.

So, anyway, she comes over at around 7 and we just hang out, talk, lay in my bed, the usual. It gets late and we're both very tired so we fall asleep... Her mom has no idea where she is... We wake up at around 2.

I have to say, that moment when we both woke up together was so... "incredible". It just felt like we were incredibly close to each other.

But, I guess none of that really matter to what happened the next morning... My girlfriend ended up staying at my house until 11am the next morning, and during that night after we both woke up we messed around (but found out we couldn't go very far because she was on her period [fucking pissed me off]) and I did the whole teasing thing.

I mean, I would have her shirt off, and I'd try to slip her pants off and she'd giggle and be all "no *giggle* stop *giggle*", then I'd kiss her and she'd forget what she was saying. Or, we'd be kissing and I'd slowly slip her shirt up and kiss her nipple gently then she'd be like "Don't..." then I'd kiss it again and she'd whisper "if you keep doing it you can't stop" (as in she really enjoyed it and it was really bothering her if I teased her). It was great, to say the least.

So, she leaves in the morning, and I go and sit down on my dad's computer to fix it. I'm also telling him how her mom didn't know she was here (he got a good laugh) and how we feel asleep (which he made a joke about it being bullshit that we actually slept)... Then my mom walks in and is like;

"You know you kept me up last night. You should be a gentlemen. When a girl says stop you should listen. Be a gentlemen."

She said it like it was a casual thing to bring up... and holy shit it was awkward. I couldn't be like "What the hell are you talking about, I was teasing her, and she enjoyed it."

I just decided to ignore her (since I already have been, if you read my other thread about me going to the ER)... She just sort of walked away.

I told my girlfriend about it and now she's scared to look my mom in eyes. She feels really awkward now.

I mean... Wow, I have no idea what I should do now. My girlfriend wants us to hang out again tonight, but she's scared to come here... which is the only option... I'm sure she will but it's going to be awkward.

I'm not sure how to take it...

PS: Sorry if I rambled and drifted off topic a bit...

haha that's awful...

At least that's your only problem though eh... you're seventeen and my parents never would've let me have someone over and blatantly be doing stuff at that age

it doesnt really sound like too big a deal. just get over it :)

Get a door.

I could be awkward discussing anything sexual with your mom, but perhaps you should tell her exactly what happened. That way, you'll set her straight, she won't think you're a dick, and the awkwardness she'll feel will probably prevent her from ever saying anything about your sex life again.

Get a door.

This man is intelligent. Like a... erm... rocket scientist or something...

Get a door.

I agree with this statement. Plus, get a lock.

I agree with this statement. Plus, get a lock.

I can't get a door...

I've tried, don't take me for an idiot.

The reason is because the stairs lead straight into our room which I s'pose you could call a loft... The steps go farther into the room then the frame of the entrance.

Which means I would have to either extend the floor over a few steps, build a frame for the door, then put the door in...

Seems like too much effort...

My parents plan on moving out the beginning of October leaving me and my brother to live a lone, so I'm not too worried about it.

I just thought I'd share this with you guys... I'm not sure how to feel about it...

Should I feel bad at all?

tell her you were tryin to put it in her ass and she finally let you.

But she wont let me... Yet.

haha, that's cute :P

But she wont let me... Yet.

That's the spirit.

That kind of door sucks. I'd advise at the very least one of those ribbon/fabric things.

Make it into a portcullis?

I wonder how did she heard it...

I bet she was trying to scoop around your personal space. ;)

I can't get a door...

I've tried, don't take me for an idiot.

The reason is because the stairs lead straight into our room which I s'pose you could call a loft... The steps go farther into the room then the frame of the entrance.

Which means I would have to either extend the floor over a few steps, build a frame for the door, then put the door in...

Seems like too much effort...

My parents plan on moving out the beginning of October leaving me and my brother to live a lone, so I'm not too worried about it.

I just thought I'd share this with you guys... I'm not sure how to feel about it...

Should I feel bad at all?

Well then. Wait until they move out, then warn your brother when you are having her over. I'm sure he knows exactly what your gonna do.

Patience is a virtue.

I'd construct a structure of hanging blankets and thick fabric nailed to the ceiling to hang down to atleast give a semblance of privacy.
I'm really suprise you were both willing to mess around that much with no sound proofing, no privacy, and no door.

Seriously. Blankets arent great but they're better than nothing.

Just walk up to your mom and tell her to mind her own goddamn business.

your mom is jealous

I'm a &Totse member, you think a little thing like "privacy" would stop me from messing around with a girl?

I'm a &Totse member, you think a little thing like "privacy" would stop me from messing around with a girl?

fuckin' A, man.

Nail her in your room, and make sure your she is LOUD!

See what mommy dearest says come morning.

fuckin' A, man.

Nail her in your room, and make sure your she is LOUD!

See what mommy dearest says come morning.

I agree. Lol. Seriously, Do it. Anyways, I never had trouble like this with my parents, they've always been cool about crap like that. They know that if my door's closed and I'm in there with someone, to mind their business. My whole family is the type that leaves each other alone. I say stab your mother in the face with a dull serrated knife. Blame it on someone else you hate. win/win. But anyways, just walk up to her, and tell her to stop snooping around and listening in on you in your bedroom, mind her own god damn business, then call her something like a worthless cum dumpster of a slut, and walk out of the room. I'm sure you're dad would just be like "hahahcough ehem.. Don't say that to your mother! *cough*" :P

Yeah you need to just break your mum in. Have her hear your girlfriend scream, they get used to it eventually. My old lady just asks for warning/gagging beforehand now.

Yeah...her house, her rules. You pull that shit you'll never be allowed to bring your girl around again.

I find it really messed up that you'd screw around with your girlfriend regardless of how the whole house could hear.

Get her really stoned. She will just be so fucking horny she'll just want you to fuck her.

And you say, 'only in your ass though'

haha, your problem, no biggy.

My mum came into my room and said "Andrew, can you put your sex toys away please!"

I replied with, "how the hell do lube and condoms classify as sex toys?!"

So i am sure you cn get over it :D

I told my girlfriend about it and now she's scared to look my mom in eyes. She feels really awkward now.

Probably a bad idea. Now your girlfriend feels really awkward for something that wasn't that big of a deal.
I mean, you didn't have to tell her, did you?

Either way, it's not a big deal. You can tell your mom what was really going on or you can let it slide, it probably won't make any huge difference.

Haha.

Ill share a few of mine.

The first time I was at my GFs place, we were up in her room.
(its like a semi attic above her dads computer)
And I was kissing her neck and she lets out a pleasure moan.
Her dad's like "hehe, trying to have some privacy are you?" from downstairs.
Scaaaary.

Another time I was in a boat cabin with her family, I was laying in the topbunk with her. And her parents below us across.
And I fingered her, heehee ^^

And last night even I was making out with her and I slipped my hand down her underwear and she slipped hers down mine.
Right then her fat friend walks in.
"OMG, I told you two to have your shirts on when I returned! I was only gone 3minutes"
And it was only 3 minutes :P

Woah...Did anyone else get a boner from reading that shit?!

But yeah...That's pretty awkward.

Tell your girl she doesn't have to look at your mum anyway as she'll be in your room all night.

indeed i did
and just let you mum become accustomed to "sounds of the night" she's probably happy her son didn't turn out a loser with the ladies

Woah...Did anyone else get a boner from reading that shit?!

Yeah I didn't wanna admit it, but yeah. lol

Next time, have her up against a wall and plow the fucker out of her, and make sure she screams, and you swear and cuss violently.

Then see what your cunting-evesdropping-nosey mother has to say about that.

ROFLCOPTER

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Parent's just don't understand

Just be thankfull your parents are only uncomfortable with it.

Some parents would make your life a living hell and make the seperation of you and your gf a top priority.

Seriously, you have nothing to worry about if that's your biggest concern. Most parents aren't near as cool about that kind of stuff, as others have mentioned.

This whole "kill the bitch" or "tell her to stfu" you guys are all probably like 13 or 14 and need somewhere to release your unguided teenage angst. Kidiots, honestly. At least your mom is comfortable enough to say something like that, you shouldn't take that for granted.

There's really no reason to say anything to your mom, if she doesn't know what happened then it will only be awkward to explain it. If you want to say anything be like "Mom, I am a gentleman. Sometimes you need to be in the room to understand what certain words really mean." and leave it at that. Most likely she won't say anything.

If something like that happens, I usually don't tell my gf, just so she won't be worried like yours is. I know it might sound hilarious and you want to tell them, but sometimes it's just better not to. But you did, so... deal with it?

Most of my embarrassing stories have to do with unlocked dorm rooms. Probably the worst time was when I was naked from the waist down, girlfriend nude under the covers, and I'm emptying the rest of my load into the garbage can, since I'm not much of a shooter. My roommate comes in and I like... clear my throat but he doesn't take the hint. He walks in and is just doing his thing and my boxers are halfway across the room. Finally I'm just like "dammit man, give me a second k?" cuz I thought he knew and then he looks over and he's like "wtf?!" and was so embarrassed the rest of the day, hilarious!

Funny sex stories ftw!

Quote for truth.

Haha are you the same dude whos mom wouldnt go to the ER when your stomach was all fucked up because she had to go to a pool tournament or something?

Your mom is one psycho fuckin bitch man.

Yep, same guy... Sort of why I haven't responded to her yet.

I'm still on "ignore mode".