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 #1 
Old 2007-08-11, 09:54
thekingfish911 thekingfish911 is offline
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Default Breaking the ice

What are your methods on making initial conversation with someone your attracted to?
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Old 2007-08-11, 10:32
Gojeero Gojeero is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

saw this one on here a looong time ago

"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"no"

"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"

say it and i guarantee pussy... or a cold shoulder
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Old 2007-08-11, 10:40
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Just make a comment that starts a conversation or reminds them of a prior familiarity.

The last girl I dated, I opened with "Hey, I know you, you laughed at me when I had a frisbee." Conversation ensued.

The last girl I picked up, "Hey, I know you. I called you a filthy tramp." (big, friendly, shit eating grin). That night I called her a filthy tramp no less than seven times. Each time she punched me and started sitting a little closer. Girls are weird :)
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Old 2007-08-11, 17:46
Scope Scope is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

Singing "You've lost that loving feeling" out loud with a friends in a crowded bar usually works for me...I never get laid tough...=/
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Old 2007-08-11, 20:05
grungekid grungekid is offline
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If your at a new school or something buy 10 bucks worth of gum. Carry around about 6 different flavors. Then just pull it out in the middle of class or whenever. Girl ask for a piece, then you take things from there.
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Old 2007-08-11, 21:18
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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excuse me, have you ever fit your mouth around the circumferance of a tuna can? Yes? I don't believe you come with me and prove it...
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Old 2007-08-11, 22:09
scorpio2121 scorpio2121 is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

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Originally Posted by Gojeero
saw this one on here a looong time ago

"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"no"

"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"

say it and i guarantee pussy... or a cold shoulder


I'm going to marry the girl who laughs at this one.
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Old 2007-08-11, 23:34
graphite graphite is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

...I never get laid tough...=/

Meh, it kinda hurts.
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Old 2007-08-12, 04:47
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

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Originally Posted by grungekid
If your at a new school or something buy 10 bucks worth of gum. Carry around about 6 different flavors. Then just pull it out in the middle of class or whenever. Girl ask for a piece, then you take things from there.


and thats why i always have gum or candy on hand
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Old 2007-08-12, 05:36
VenaticalOne VenaticalOne is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

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Originally Posted by Kyoki
Just make a comment that starts a conversation or reminds them of a prior familiarity.

The last girl I dated, I opened with "Hey, I know you, you laughed at me when I had a frisbee." Conversation ensued.

The last girl I picked up, "Hey, I know you. I called you a filthy tramp." (big, friendly, shit eating grin). That night I called her a filthy tramp no less than seven times. Each time she punched me and started sitting a little closer. Girls are weird :)


maybe the ones you date.

and they're still probly not as fucking weird as you are.
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Old 2007-08-12, 06:56
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Default Re: Breaking the ice

"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"no"

"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"

Brilliant! I loled :D
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Old 2007-08-13, 14:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scope
Singing "You've lost that loving feeling" out loud with a friends in a crowded bar usually works for me...I never get laid tough...=/


I lol'd IRL
 
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