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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-08-11, 09:54
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thekingfish911 
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Breaking the ice
What are your methods on making initial conversation with someone your attracted to?
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#2
 2007-08-11, 10:32
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Gojeero 
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Re: Breaking the ice
saw this one on here a looong time ago
"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"no"
"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"
say it and i guarantee pussy... or a cold shoulder
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#3
 2007-08-11, 10:40
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Re: Breaking the ice
Just make a comment that starts a conversation or reminds them of a prior familiarity.
The last girl I dated, I opened with "Hey, I know you, you laughed at me when I had a frisbee." Conversation ensued.
The last girl I picked up, "Hey, I know you. I called you a filthy tramp." (big, friendly, shit eating grin). That night I called her a filthy tramp no less than seven times. Each time she punched me and started sitting a little closer. Girls are weird :)
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#4
 2007-08-11, 17:46
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Scope 
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Re: Breaking the ice
Singing "You've lost that loving feeling" out loud with a friends in a crowded bar usually works for me...I never get laid tough...=/
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#5
 2007-08-11, 20:05
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grungekid 
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Re: Breaking the ice
If your at a new school or something buy 10 bucks worth of gum. Carry around about 6 different flavors. Then just pull it out in the middle of class or whenever. Girl ask for a piece, then you take things from there.
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#6
 2007-08-11, 21:18
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getoffmylawn 
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Re: Breaking the ice
excuse me, have you ever fit your mouth around the circumferance of a tuna can? Yes? I don't believe you come with me and prove it...
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#7
 2007-08-11, 22:09
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scorpio2121 
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Re: Breaking the ice
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Originally Posted by Gojeero
saw this one on here a looong time ago
"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"no"
"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"
say it and i guarantee pussy... or a cold shoulder
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I'm going to marry the girl who laughs at this one.
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#8
 2007-08-11, 23:34
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graphite 
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Re: Breaking the ice
...I never get laid tough...=/
Meh, it kinda hurts.
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#9
 2007-08-12, 04:47
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Re: Breaking the ice
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Originally Posted by grungekid
If your at a new school or something buy 10 bucks worth of gum. Carry around about 6 different flavors. Then just pull it out in the middle of class or whenever. Girl ask for a piece, then you take things from there.
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and thats why i always have gum or candy on hand
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#10
 2007-08-12, 05:36
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VenaticalOne 
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Re: Breaking the ice
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Originally Posted by Kyoki
Just make a comment that starts a conversation or reminds them of a prior familiarity.
The last girl I dated, I opened with "Hey, I know you, you laughed at me when I had a frisbee." Conversation ensued.
The last girl I picked up, "Hey, I know you. I called you a filthy tramp." (big, friendly, shit eating grin). That night I called her a filthy tramp no less than seven times. Each time she punched me and started sitting a little closer. Girls are weird :)
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maybe the ones you date.
and they're still probly not as fucking weird as you are.
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#11
 2007-08-12, 06:56
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jojabr 
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Re: Breaking the ice
"excuse me, do you by any chance know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"no"
"me neither, but it is enough to break the ice"
Brilliant! I loled :D
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#12
 2007-08-13, 14:13
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Re: Breaking the ice
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Originally Posted by Scope
Singing "You've lost that loving feeling" out loud with a friends in a crowded bar usually works for me...I never get laid tough...=/
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I lol'd IRL
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