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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-08-11, 04:34
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isTHATso 
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gf of 18 months break up...
3 weeks ago my girlfriend of 18months broke up with me, and i started going with this other girl. and i was talkin to my ex, she said that she had a new bf and i told her i had a new gf, her aunt told me to stop talkin about my new gf to nichole (my ex) because it was upsetting her, now why the hell would that upset her if she is the one who broke up with me?
Also the new girl i was seeing broke up with me becsue she is moving to arizona which is 3000 miles away.
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#2
 2007-08-11, 04:36
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Astr0cide 
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
s4u :(
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#3
 2007-08-11, 04:38
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
Your Aunt should mind her own business.
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#4
 2007-08-11, 05:32
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
Women are stupid, that's why.
Good to know you're taking the breakup well.
Post nudes.
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#5
 2007-08-11, 06:14
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
Girls break up cause they feel they have to, not cause they want to. And they want to be wanted. Always.
Wimminfoke - feel free to correct/affirm.
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#6
 2007-08-11, 06:52
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
you obviously still care if you're posting this up. and maybe your gf made it up, but if you're ganna talk about it like it matters to you then you aint over her.
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#7
 2007-08-11, 07:00
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
women always want to involve themselves in things that they think they should be involved in.
too bad a woman has no place in her neice's romantic life.
in short, women are indeed stupid. they are very emotional creatures.
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#8
 2007-08-11, 07:13
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
She's wanted to fuck around with another guy and dumped you expecting you to be heartbroken and completely miserable without her.
You now have somebody new and all of a sudden she realises she's just another chick.
And her aunt should mind her own damn business!
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#9
 2007-08-11, 07:15
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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#10
 2007-08-11, 11:01
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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LOL, that was fantastic
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#11
 2007-08-11, 15:34
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Astr0cide 
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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#12
 2007-08-11, 15:43
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
Your ex thinks her feelings are more important then yours. Women are fucking conceited bitches at times... This is one of them. She can talk about her boyfriend but when you bring your girlfriend up; she's the "victim" in all of this.
Bullshit.
Move on, she's probably thinking that she misses you now, don't take her back. You got a girlfriend just 3 weeks after the break up, and although it isn't working out due to a technicality, you can do it again.
Godspeed.
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#13
 2007-08-11, 19:04
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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Did you srysly just sit down and type this whole thing off the top of your head. If so you need to write a book and get some therapy.
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#14
 2007-08-11, 19:46
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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*Claps*
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#15
 2007-08-11, 22:50
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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hahahaha copypasta?
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#16
 2007-08-12, 07:46
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opiate_chicken 
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Re: gf of 18 months break up...
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Originally Posted by tibberous
Kidnap your ex girlfriend and tie her up - somewhere remote like a basement in the woods. Tell her that by breaking up with her she has ruined two lives, and that neither or you will ever leave this room alive. Ask her if she feels bad and keep talking about what a great life you two could have had together. Kiss her. Tell her you love her and your sorry, pull out a shot gun, aim it her head and say "Do you want to splatter?" then move it to your head and say "or starve". She'll probably just scream and cry and not answer, yell "huh?", the take off your belt and start whipping her face while you keep yelling "huh? Pick bitch". Beat her until she picks, then rape her, and when your done tie her up extra good, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Position it so she'll be unable to get your corpse off of you, because you want her to be forced to try to eat you after several days of laying there.
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I bet you read this somewere and have been sitting on it just waiting for the right thread to unleash it on.
Excellent work i commend you.
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