Yes, I'm 31. I have had over a hundred women and I figured it out. Back in my single days, I would spend a lot of money on buying a drink for every girl I saw and I wanted to fuck, I would always hook up. Why? The reason is simple. Statistics. If you ask every chick you meet in a bar, that you want to fuck, or you really don't want to fuck but just need to fuck for the sake of fucking, if they want to fuck, you will find the one that wants to. So my advice is such, ask every chick you want to fuck if she wants to fuck, you will get fucked on a daily. But not all women are whores. Yeah whatever.

*Whistles for older members*

Thanks for wasting my time.

Sounds like a perfect plan to me.

Make it an experiment, I mean you are'nt getting laid right now obviously, and report back.

Make it an experiment, I mean you are'nt getting laid right now obviously, and report back.

For some reason this post made me laugh, it isn't really funny, but it made me laugh.

How much fuck would a fuckmunk fuck if a fuckmunk could fuck fuck?

A fuckmunk would need to fuck as much fuck as a fuckmunk would need to fuck unless the fukmunk had a strange addiction to fuck. In that case he would fuck in excess.

thats like asking everyone on a date... eventually you will find one as desperate as you. statistics my ass, grandpa this is the new age. get a real job and dont spend your time on totse. leave the drama and cheesy advice to us teenagers.

Make it an experiment, I mean you are'nt getting laid right now obviously, and report back.

^Rofl^

Love>Sex

Love>Sex

So it's a Numbers Game?

Thank you Capt. Obvious.

I guess men really are as shallow as they seem.

And you're shallow to think all men think the same. You stupid fucking cunt.

And you're shallow to think all men think the same. You stupid fucking cunt.

i concur. A LOT of men are shallow. But a lot arent either.

Jack Ketch>OP

I'm twenty, and I have much more knowledge than you.

Just no-one takes my advice.

wow tryin every girl you see never thought of that....since I was 14...

Just like all other 30-50 years old who claims "Mr.know it all" to kids. Tsk tsk tsk....it's true but it get old.


As far as I know, buying a drinks for someone off the bat doesn't sounds quite smooth. However, it's probably smooth enough for fatties.

i call bullshit.

I studied the human mind.

I have only ever fucked one girl. Ive fucked her hundreds of times. Its the same for her, shes only ever fucked me.

I am also engaged, and get laid every fucking day.



almost everyone who asks my advice finds reasons not to take it, those who do take my advice always thank me later.

Thanks for providing me with possibly the most confusing post I've ever read.

And please, for the sake of society, get a vasectomy.

This thread did not deliver what was promised; knowledge.



I mean, if you didn't already realise that some chicks actually just want a root now n then, then you've had little contact with the opposite sex.

Right.
What?


So you're bragging about the fact you've been a desperate fuck who was so lonely you'd ask literally every girl in a bar if she wanted to fuck you?


I'm suprised you didnt get your teeth kicked in by a collective swarm of women after the first 10.

You desperate bragging dirty fuck.

Right.
What?


So you're bragging about the fact you've been a desperate fuck who was so lonely you'd ask literally every girl in a bar if she wanted to fuck you?


I'm suprised you didnt get your teeth kicked in by a collective swarm of women after the first 10.

You desperate bragging dirty fuck.

Actually this post came to mind after reading all the whiny fucking emo bullshit on S&A about "How do I get a girl to fuck me?", "What can I do to get a girl to Fuck me?", "Why won't girls fuck me?".

So I tell you how. It summed it up, put it into one place. And the truth is, and you all know it, most of you fucktards are to scared to do it. I didn't say every woman. I said the women that I wanted to fuck. How many women do you see a day that you want to fuck? I am just telling you out of those women you would be suprised how many you could, if you just asked, instead of being a fucking pathetic coward and hoping that she notices your feable attempt to get her attention by playing your stereo loud, talking louder trying to say whatever cool shit you say, or whatever.

I never lowered my standards, and you don't have to either. You just need to develop the self confidence and you would be amazed.

But alas, these words will fall on deaf ears, because you would rather ask a 12 year old with acne how to get laid over and over. You are the one who needs kicked in the face.

How many women do you see a day that you want to fuck?

Probably very few as Yoyo isn't really into lesbianterianism.

Oh sorry didn't your reading of S&A run that far?

Still, alcohol is your best friend

Sure, that might work...

But, let's say... When you reach the age of 31, what do you have to show for it?

A large bar tab and several STD's?

Most people do what you do... You just take it a little too far.

Your advice works, but does anyone here want to degrade themselves far enough to try it, is the question.

Sounds like the Boomhauer strategy to me.

Any guy can fuck an ugly girl. Playing the game and being able to chat up good looking girls is a good skill, but an easy one to learn.

I honestly believe I can have any girl I want if I make an effort to try, or at least that's what I keep thinking and it gets me doing a lot better than thinking no girl will ever want me.

At the moment, I go through girls at a rate of knots. My only failings come in schematics. Where do I take a girl to shag without clever timing and location.

And I'm not bragging about number or anything, in the scheme of things mine is pretty low, but the main thing is I'm not desperate. Whilst I'm not totally the type of guy who will stick in around in a relationship to have meaningful sex, I'd rather wait for girls to be a memorable experience. What I'm trying to say is this:

You just spend a lot of money getting alcohol to shag girls. You may as well go to the whore house. I'll stick to looking a girl in the eyes and getting to know her for a little while.

dont brag about your advice, share your advice, and we'll do the praising.

Wow man. Thats deep.

Advice is complex. I can't simply make a guide on how to get laid, because I am totally against promiscuity.

However if you'll notice I usually answer question threads with helpful advice. Too bad nobody usually takes it.




I mean come on. I'm a hardcore geek. I'm not rich. I dont even have a car. Probably the last guy on earth a girl would be attracted to, and yet I'm getting married to a very attractive woman. It's all about how you act, and how you treat women. Looks and money don't mean shit. If you are an abusive cheating asshole, you arent going to get very far. If you're like me and you praise the girl, tell her how beautiful she is often, and listen to what she has to say, you'll be in her bed for a long time to come.

i concur. A LOT of men are shallow. But a lot arent either.

The same exact thing can be applied to women.

for a long time to come.

lol, so being nice can make me last longer?

Right.
I'm suprised you didnt get your teeth kicked in by a collective swarm of women after the first 10.

You desperate bragging dirty fuck.

By "women" he means farm animals that he dresses up as women.


And you're shallow to think all men think the same. You stupid fucking cunt.


As much as I hate to admit it, you are right.

lol, so being nice can make me last longer?

ever hear the phrase 'nice guys finish last' ?

it's not a bad thing.

blowing your load and leaving your woman unsatisfied is nothing compared to putting in the extra effort and really drilling her until she screams.

Looks and money don't mean shit. If you are an abusive cheating asshole, you arent going to get very far. If you're like me and you praise the girl, tell her how beautiful she is often, and listen to what she has to say, you'll be in her bed for a long time to come.

Ahahahahahahahaha! Oh my, mercy.

i concur. A LOT of men are shallow. But a lot arent either.

/there are a lot of men in the world

*Whistles for a cab*

Fixed.

Herrres sum madd knowledge Beastie Boyz Style

How ta git booty:


Be reasonably attractive, have disposable money.




Don't tell anybuddy I told ya!@

Yeah sorry no it does not work like that. Go. Now.

By "women" he means farm animals that he dresses up as women.




LMAO!

im 33 and have been with a lot of women, but i have by no means figured it out,what works for me may not work for others,and vice versa,But i dont really think its very safe to try the whole numbers game, i've made it to 33 without getting any STDs, and still managed to sleep with a stupid amount of women, im not bragging, its by sheer luck i havent caught any number of life altering disease. but you cant really say you have it figured out, you dont, you were just playing numbers...so you are cheating