what the fuck? my boyfriend and i both have laptops that work perfectly fine, and i was looking up jobs in the military on mine and telling him some of the things i found out. he wanted to look up jobs, so he came and started using my computer.

after about 15 minutes, i told him to get off and go get on his. he proceeded to put a pillow over my head and lean on it. i finally got him off of my computer by bugging him until he went back to his.

now he's reading a book and got mad at me for trying to have sex with him after i was 'mean' to him. i've been trying to have sex with him all day even before this happened, but he kept saying he didn't feel like it, now he's saying it's because i was mean to him.

fuck.

Okay.

He probably just doesn't feel like it, and is irritated from you nagging him for cock, so he's making excuses about you being mean or whatever.

That's what happens when you act like a fucking cunt.

if you join the army you should say i suggested it, i will get 2,000 dollars! hooah

maybe your ugly.
Or on the other hand your boyfriend is a COMPLETE retard, whose inability to copulate will be the downfall of mankind.

i'm gonna say my boyfriend referred me and split the money with him. hooah.

Dress really slutty and prance around the house like a cat in heat.

get a real man

haha and rub up against him and purr?

haha and rub up against him and purr?

Yep. And then shit in a litter box right in front of him.

You are both complete and total faggots.

Sorry, go forth and....murder/suicide.

Um this is spam, just marry him if u want to have sex. LOL

Who?

5char

Yep. And then shit in a litter box right in front of him.

^Rofl^

Maybe he cheated on you and has 73h H3r9135

i'm pretty sure getting married would reduce the amount of sex even more. and he's in rotc and can't get married until he gets commissioned.

How old are you/boyfriend?

women craveing sex?

impossible

you know its against army regs to have sex in any position other than missionary right

How old are you/boyfriend?

i'll be 19 next month, he'll be 20 in november

Yep. And then shit in a litter box right in front of him.

I laughed like a maniac.


Probably because of lack of sleep, though.

i'm gonna say my boyfriend referred me and split the money with him. hooah.

Then he'll leave with all the money and split it with the bitch he's cheating on you with. How's that sound?

try bulimia. 2x the taste, none of the calories!

Then he'll leave with all the money and split it with the bitch he's cheating on you with. How's that sound?

too bad he's not cheating on me.

.....

too bad he's not cheating on me.

I'd like to see him come online and see this post.

I like making my girl crave sex too :D

It's that much fun when you actually do have sex.

Props to your BF.

I'd like to see him come online and see this post.

why?.

he'll take it as an excuse to cheat on you? a durrrrr.

+1 for C&H.

so if he saw my post saying that he wasn't cheating on me, then he would cheat on me? yea, that makes a whole lot of sense.

so if he saw my post saying that he wasn't cheating on me, then he would cheat on me? yea, that makes a whole lot of sense.

Before your post, he has no reason to cheat on you. Now that you have stated that it's "too bad" he's not cheating on your, he sees that as "My girlfriend wants me to cheat!" and takes this as a defense. You idiot.

You are retarded and should have welcomed the pillow to put you out of your misery.

Before your post, he has no reason to cheat on you. Now that you have stated that it's "too bad" he's not cheating on your, he sees that as "My girlfriend wants me to cheat!" and takes this as a defense. You idiot.

i actually meant too bad for you, but obviously you aren't intelligent enough to realize that.

i actually meant too bad for you, but obviously you aren't intelligent enough to realize that.

Do what us men when we're craving for sex.


Use your hand.

I actually meant too bad for you, but obviously you aren't intelligent enough to realize that.

It annoyed me, sorry.

Honeychild, the solution is simple. Go put on a plain white bra, white panties and white socks. If your hair is long enough then put it in pigtails.

Then dressed like that go up to him and whisper the magic phrase in his ear "Babe, i want you to fuck my arse, NOW!"

Few indeed are the men who can resist the power of T3H BuTts3chz, young padawan.

but i don't want buttsecks! i want the regular sexx0rs.

but i don't want buttsecks! i want the regular sexx0rs.

Tough shit...either buttsex or your hand.

Or you could....wait for couple of days. I doubt he can last for couple of days.

but i don't want buttsecks! i want the regular sexx0rs.

Then put on a skirt and t-shirt over the white undies. Go up to him , look down at the floor and say " I was a bad girl and need to be spanked, please put me over your knee"

Let him give you a few light slaps on your bare arse and he'll be rock hard and gagging to stick it in you.

Strip off to the white undies and give him a quick suck just to finalize the deal.

i actually meant too bad for you, but obviously you aren't intelligent enough to realize that.

I didn't know that not being able to understand something because of the horrible grammar makes me unintelligent.

"too bad he's not cheating on me."

The way you intend it to be viewed, you should have a comma after "bad". Without it, you are connecting the whole sentence. Therefore it's viewed as you wanting him to cheat on you. This is why proper grammar is so important.

You stupid fuck. I'm so sick of breaking things down and explaining them to you, but someone has to do it.

I didn't know that not being able to understand something because of the horrible grammar makes me unintelligent.

"too bad he's not cheating on me."

The way you intend it to be viewed, you should have a comma after "bad". Without it, you are connecting the whole sentence. Therefore it's viewed as you wanting him to cheat on you. This is why proper grammar is so important.

You stupid fuck. I'm so sick of breaking things down and explaining them to you, but someone has to do it.

QFT5char

YAY GRAMMAR!

Anyways, on to your (other) problem.... It can be gross when girls just throw themselves at you. Grabbing like some starved chick in a nest. Let yourself be seduced. Make it a puzzle for him. Make him earn it.

"paint the house and I'll *let* you screw me"

or something

As long as it doesn't require punctuation I'm sure you can figure it out. Joking.


....


You probably can't.

Yep. And then shit in a litter box right in front of him.

Omfg, I was laughing my ass of at this, this was great.

Get a new boyfriend, yours is broken.












Or gay.

Kate knows lots of broken or gay guys.

Kate knows lots of broken or gay guys.
If thats an insult about me not getting any, then you're sadly wrong, however:
I do know far too many, I'm starting to think theres no decent males left around these parts anymore.

Kate knows lots of broken or gay guys.

When did you become such an asshole, and why?

It's not cool and it's not funny. It just makes you a very sad person.




Thread starter, how much of his mindgames are you willing to take?
Do you want to be with a guy who's so much of a pussy he wont really tell you why he's pissed off?

When did you become such an asshole, and why?

It's not cool and it's not funny. It just makes you a very sad person.






He's just upset that I've rejected meeting him many times. And that I don't want his body. In other words, I think he's secretly upset that I do other guys (for casual sex) but not him.



:p


EDIT: and that I won't be his fishwife lawl.

You two belong in the military.

Try pegging.

I'm starting to think theres no decent males left around these parts anymore.Let me know if you ever decide to start importing from the US...

When did you become such an asshole, and why?

It's not cool and it's not funny. It just makes you a very sad person.

Me and kate give each other shit all the time. It's all in good fun...

I didn't know that not being able to understand something because of the horrible grammar makes me unintelligent.

"too bad he's not cheating on me."

The way you intend it to be viewed, you should have a comma after "bad". Without it, you are connecting the whole sentence. Therefore it's viewed as you wanting him to cheat on you. This is why proper grammar is so important.

You stupid fuck. I'm so sick of breaking things down and explaining them to you, but someone has to do it.

Proper grammar makes me horny.

hahahaha..
thats probably because your to easy.

you have to make him work for your special hole, or else he will get bored of it.

NEVER SUICIDE join the army instead

gtf...

Then put on a skirt and t-shirt over the white undies. Go up to him , look down at the floor and say " I was a bad girl and need to be spanked, please put me over your knee"

Let him give you a few light slaps on your bare arse and he'll be rock hard and gagging to stick it in you.

Strip off to the white undies and give him a quick suck just to finalize the deal.

no offense to you but don't you have experience there.:D

Then put on a skirt and t-shirt over the white undies. Go up to him , look down at the floor and say " I was a bad girl and need to be spanked, please put me over your knee"

Let him give you a few light slaps on your bare arse and he'll be rock hard and gagging to stick it in you.

Strip off to the white undies and give him a quick suck just to finalize the deal.

Dont stop talking.