unless your going to get me off. To the women of totse(and I suppose also the gay men), blue balls are unwanted, uncomfortable, and occasionally painfull so dont grope it if you aint gonna stroke. I just got blue balled and I am pissed off in a manner that can only be expressed in ALL CAPS.

Please abide,

Da Surgeon

hear hear!

YES, that is one of the worst things ever, in my opinion maybe women do it as a control factor..?

What you do, is start to lick her out.Till she's almost at the point of climax but not quite there. Then you stop, and go post on Totse.

Or piss in her undewear drawer?

i gotta go with you on this one lol.

I speak the truth, pal.

You wind me up, I piss in your drawer.

I wanted to reply to this with a compliment of some sort, but nothing I could think of did it justice, good job.

Whip out your cock, start rubbing one out, if she doesn't do anything then just sit there and masturbate right next to her. If she's insecure then make sure she knows you're thinking of someone else.

Use of sayings makes anything you mean absolutely void, btw.

(P.s - good luck getting a girlfriend, homedawwg.)

How about all the times you are too tired or inadequate to get your girlfriend off? How about all the times she had to pretend just to make you feel good?

It goes both ways buddy...

Errrrrr....Okay.

Poor you?

Haha the day I won't fuck my girlfriend or get her off is the day my manhood goes out straight out the door.

First, This was the first time i had gotten past making out with this girl.

Second, I dont stop till she gets off too, If my dick goes out then my tounge gets to work. I'm just a gentlemen like that.

Third, I would'nt even care if she had atleast put forth some effort. It's the thought that counts(well not really, but you know what I mean).