So theres this girl, she calls me like 3-4 times a day through my cell. She sounds very excited everytime when talking to me and starts taking deep breaths.

What the fuck does this mean?

It has stopped a while ago, but what did this mean before?

She wanted your snake-like monument to manhood...Now she's tired of being so damn OBVIOUS!!!

That's exactly what my friend said when i told him, but i didnt meet her outside because im so addicted to TOTSE and Ultima Online.

TOTSE is good and all...But you should really look into going outside a little more...Sex in real life is a lot more fun.

Dude she is 13, as much as i would want to do something like that with her because she is hot, but gotta use some logic sometimes.

You speak to me of logic?!

Stop asking dumb questions.