I think it would be really hot if I got get this girl I like to get in bed naked with her sister. I want them to touch each other between the legs, rub each others little bodies, kiss, and lick each other between the legs. It might be nice if I could get them to take a bath together, and go from there.

Any idea how I could get them to do this? Ecstasy?

Troll, but I'll go along with you...


I doubt they would like the idea of incest, but alcohol is your best friend.

I'm glad Totse is back.

Remember, a camera is your friend.

Remember, jews are your friends.

You mean like in my ultimate fantasy?

Add stockings, schoolgirl uniforms, sexy legs, screaming, and bondage.

Bring camera

????

PROFIT!!

drugs.

Drugs aside, what are the chances two young girls would just naturally want to explorer eachother? Is preventing this more of societies thing?

NEVER.

Whilst society as a whole is against incest, you'd be surprised at just how much it actually happens behind closed doors! Chances are they've already explored eachother when they were younger.

So your best option is to get your girl drunk and start asking her questions about her early experiences and mention her sister and if they ever did anything together. Once she starts opening up to you and admitting things you can then ask the question: would she ever do it again?

Good luck

Right.
So you want your girlfriend to cheat, and commit incest.

You're one messed up little motherfucker, arent you?

This doesn't happen outside of your $3 erotica.

This doesn't happen outside of your $3 erotica.

$3 erotica? Look here on Totse, we have stories like that for FREE!:D

I got a ten pound note on my desk that says it will never happen!

*cough* Funny you should say that me, ol'China ..you see I once knew this girl from the Isle Of Dogs (that's in London England not Ohio for the geographically challenged and the Americans among us).

Anyway this girl was sweet on me but i was smitten with her younger..much much younger skin and blister sooo...

*cough*

But as they say down Chez Moustache : thats another story.

Yeah but you paras are great at getting the crumpet, mate! Every one I met has been great at bullshitting them or just charming the fuck out of them.

The "Fuck it. Whatever, mate!" mentality must come from jumping out of perfectly good planes though! :p

I gotta find some dirty South London birds who don't just go for the darker skinned fellows!

It must have taken you a long time to write a note of that size!!!....
You could use that note in your weight training....
Be careful your desk may break from all the weight....

*walks out of room with crickets chirping*

I think you must have been confused by my use of the word 'para'.

Para =paramilitary or para-boots (my choice in foot wear)

I have never been a member of the Crown Forces, hell I used to collect money for the H-Block heroes and I've been a card carrying member of caidre- SF off and on .

You're one messed up little motherfucker, arent you?

no; he's fucking A!

this is TOTSE; you remember that!

tibberous; if you're trolling +1 to you.

If not that's better!

(and post pics :D)

And Nathaniel has the best answer here

I think you must have been confused by my use of the word 'para'.

Para =paramilitary or para-boots (my choice in foot wear)

I have never been a member of the Crown Forces, hell I used to collect money for the H-Block heroes and I've been a card carrying member of caidre- SF off and on .

My bad...But you shoulda been mate. Woulda fit right in! :p

My bad...But you shoulda been mate. Woulda fit right in! :p

hmmm you mean fit in with all them big butch men?

Maybe...

*minces away*

I forgot the statistics, but it's something like 1 in 4 brothers and sisters engage in some kind of sexual activity, whether it's "doctor" or touching, or something like that. I usually don't believe statistics, but I can see how this is true. I had brothers growing up, but we all had the same stuff so there was nothing to motivate us to do anything like that. If I had a sister, I'd be curious to see what's under her clothes, and see what every girl has.

rub each others little bodies,

Pedo.

Pedo.

You noticed that. Nice. LOL

But they could be petite but older

Thanks to SWF for the support, Twillightki for the stats and to 256 for spotting something awesome that I missed :D

I'll see that tenner and raise you a grand!

Tis nice to be back in troll city. :)

Your presence under da bridge has been sorely missed.

We have a winner!

Your presence under da bridge has been sorely missed.


Why thank you, I think!

I'd likely say don't ever bring this up if you want to keep that girlfriend.

I think you must have been confused by my use of the word 'para'.

Para =paramilitary or para-boots (my choice in foot wear)

I have never been a member of the Crown Forces, hell I used to collect money for the H-Block heroes and I've been a card carrying member of caidre- SF off and on .

Para boots like Jump boots? The boots you wear when you jump out of planes in the military? If so I got a pair of ten inch 12 eyelet Corcorans. I also got Altama 10 inch 8 eyelet combat boots. Both of which are the most comfortable things to wear ever.

If they're twins.. Maybe. But, I gotta say, I have a twin brother... and from this point of view I can see her answer being something along the lines of;

"FUCK NO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PERVERT! I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF BEFORE I DO INCEST!"

So... Goodluck.

Then again, maybe girls are more keen on incest then guys? They're just "messing around".

Answer to all of this: Wait 'til college.

Para boots like Jump boots? The boots you wear when you jump out of planes in the military? If so I got a pair of ten inch 12 eyelet Corcorans. I also got Altama 10 inch 8 eyelet combat boots. Both of which are the most comfortable things to wear ever.

Yep German Paratroop boots or 'Springerstiefel'.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enGB226GB226&resnum=0&q=springerstiefel&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Back in the early '80s the Bundeswehr started to sell off all its second hand clothes (ie when soldiers handed them in after national service). In all of Europe the stuff became the chosen clothing and footwear of choice of anyone poor or 'alternative' (left , right or stoned).

Nothing beats German paraboots. I've known British Special Forces members who insist on them and regular soldiers who try and change into them whenever they can.

I could eulogise for hours on them.

Use a gun, and tell the one that doesn't aparticapate that you will blow the others head off.

Yep German Paratroop boots or 'Springerstiefel'.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enGB226GB226&resnum=0&q=springerstiefel&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Back in the early '80s the Bundeswehr started to sell off all its second hand clothes (ie when soldiers handed them in after national service). In all of Europe the stuff became the chosen clothing and footwear of choice of anyone poor or 'alternative' (left , right or stoned).

Nothing beats German paraboots. I've known British Special Forces members who insist on them and regular soldiers who try and change into them whenever they can.

I could eulogise for hours on them.What makes them so awesome?

They just look like a pair of Docs.

What makes them so awesome?

They just look like a pair of Docs.

OH God , where to start?

Well the leather is about twice as thick as that of docs to start with. They are exquisitely stitched and normally a pair will last 2 years of everyday all day wear even without polishing or leather cream. When you do then polish them they take a shine that an RSM would approve of.

Made for Germans by Germans, who know a thing or two about marching into other countries. These boots are your Evil Dictator's and World Conquerer's army boot of choice.

They keep you warm in winter and cool in summer.

If you single lace them then they're about the most comfortable boots to walk in you'll ever wear. They support the ankle like no other (important if you fancy jumping out of planes).Although breaking them in can be a bitch cos of the high leather strength and quality.

I reckon that one pair will last me 5 years with one resoling.

Oh and although they don't have steel toecaps the toe is so hard that it protects well from normal day to day droppings off hammers, engine heads etc.

But

Best Of All

YES THERE'S MORE

A 2nd hand pair (and thats what you want) retails on ebay for about £20/$40.

YES FOLKS, FOR AS LITTLE AS $40 you will not need another pair of shoes for years.

Hell I even wear them with suits.

Order NOW and you'll get the Universal Key Function free of charge . Yes, thats right Folks I said FREE!

Just raise your knee to your shoulder and slam that example of teutonic shoemakers art against any lock and it will open. Magically. WITH NO damage to your foot at all.

But a word of warning. There are firms who make exact copies at four times that price and out of normal paper thin shoe leather. What we in the know call 'disco paraboots' which are fine to dance in but will fall apart within weeks.

Planners of World Domination know to INSIST on only genuine German Army Paraboots!

funny, i was thinking of broaching this subject with my girlfriend and her sister.

her sister is a year younger, but a hell of a lot better looking.

i've seen PROOF of my girlfriend letting her dog eat her out (no, im not sharing until we break up at least), so im sure it wouldnt be that hard. she likes to eat pussy as much as i do. i think the harder part will be talking the hollister-ho sister into it.


then again, if things have happened in the past, i may have a GREAT birthday next year...

Alright, Jack, I'm sold.

Now I just need to find a pair in my size with a reasonable international shipping fee...

.......

Yes all that, and you dont wear through the soles withing 6 months, I am never buying Docs again. Just three days ago I purchased a pair of Para boots and they are much sturdier and more comfortable.

OH God , where to start?

Well the leather is about twice as thick as that of docs to start with. They are exquisitely stitched and normally a pair will last 2 years of everyday all day wear even without polishing or leather cream. When you do then polish them they take a shine that an RSM would approve of.

Made for Germans by Germans, who know a thing or two about marching into other countries. These boots are your Evil Dictator's and World Conquerer's army boot of choice.

They keep you warm in winter and cool in summer.

If you single lace them then they're about the most comfortable boots to walk in you'll ever wear. They support the ankle like no other (important if you fancy jumping out of planes).Although breaking them in can be a bitch cos of the high leather strength and quality.

I reckon that one pair will last me 5 years with one resoling.

Oh and although they don't have steel toecaps the toe is so hard that it protects well from normal day to day droppings off hammers, engine heads etc.

But

Best Of All

YES THERE'S MORE

A 2nd hand pair (and thats what you want) retails on ebay for about £20/$40.

YES FOLKS, FOR AS LITTLE AS $40 you will not need another pair of shoes for years.

Hell I even wear them with suits.

Order NOW and you'll get the Universal Key Function free of charge . Yes, thats right Folks I said FREE!

Just raise your knee to your shoulder and slam that example of teutonic shoemakers art against any lock and it will open. Magically. WITH NO damage to your foot at all.

But a word of warning. There are firms who make exact copies at four times that price and out of normal paper thin shoe leather. What we in the know call 'disco paraboots' which are fine to dance in but will fall apart within weeks.

Planners of World Domination know to INSIST on only genuine German Army Paraboots!

O.O jesus sounds wonderful. Mine are kind of like that too, but they're american jump boots. Not bad I say, have to keep polishing them to keep them looking good anyways.

It must have taken you a long time to write a note of that size!!!....
You could use that note in your weight training....
Be careful your desk may break from all the weight....

*walks out of room with crickets chirping*

I lol'd
+1

Right.
So you want your girlfriend to cheat, and commit incest.

You're one messed up little motherfucker, arent you?

He sounds totally normal to me. What? You believe guys who say that kind of shit doesn't turn them on?

as long as you have that oven preheated

as long as you have that oven preheated

Ohhhhhhhhhh burn! Get it? burn? ha.

Ohhhhhhhhhh burn! Get it? burn? ha.

LOL

(5char)

How about we just sit back and watch it NOT happen?!