Oh my god!
Let me start by saying that I sincerly wish that fully fledged fatass Obeast of a woman gets hit by a fucking bus.
Andi hope the bus is heavy enough to bring her down.
Fucking fat fuck of fat fucking fat ass...

I will always be ranked second next tto my girlfriends whalewoman of a friend.
So maybe Im just jealous, I dunno.
I have hated her for the entire last year tho, and so have most the people I know.
She doesn't have a lot of personality. She is like a Furby, Situation A triggers Action B.
She has like 10 different actions and they get old fairly quick.
She's a mixture of a weeabo and hardcore emo so, yeah.
Her actions constist of going "YaY!" and "OH! MY! GOD!" "That is sooo cool" "CUUTE!" "Aww!" and many more...

This sunday I was sleeping over at my girlfriends place, then at fucking 8:40 she calls and it turns out she came home from Australia early, woohoo.
So she comes to my girlfriends place 2 hrs later.
The first thing the Obeast (obese beast?) does is eat.
Then she orders my girlfriend to bike and buy her chocolate.
"Cmooooon, go and get me chocolate already!"

Then she wants my girlfriend (who usually doesnt drink) to get shitfaced.
The last time the Obeast got her drunk, they made out and she made out with some random guy. (before we were together)

So now the fatmo fat fuck is sleeping over at my girlfriends place until thursday/friday, and my gfs parents come home Saturday, so byebye alone-sexy-time with gf.

But what triggered this outburst of HATE is the fucking text she sent me last night.

She sent it at fucking 2 in the morning, that is enough to earn you a lifetime in prison.
And it contained a picture of her fatass hugging my gf on the floor (which makes my paranoid self wonder who took the picture) with the text "Jealous? Haha!"
Who the fuck sends that!?

Am I out of line? Am I being whiney? Ill put up a picture of her, thatll sway the opinion my way dont ya think?
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/640/465751184048538co0.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9112/341061184837972ia8.jpg
Yeah

Holy shit, you have it bad.

I've been in that position, and man does it hurt.

If you and your girlfriend are close you should have some pull on the situation now... Plus, there's always confronting her friend about it. I mean, hell, you don't like her anyway, what's pissing her off a little going to do (besides the possibility of her making your girlfriend break up with you {better hope you two are close if you do this})?

Oh, and you have a girlfriend, who's home a lone, and you're letting something as small (or... rather big) as one of her friends stop you from having "special time" with her? To me, this is a perfect opportunity to piss her friend off. Go over there, and get all over your girlfriend. If she has any female left in her she'll feel like a third wheel. Hopefully she'll leave you two alone. If she doesn't just keep looking at her and mouthing "C.B." (Cock Block). She should get it, if not, then just tell her never mind and make her feel inferior.

I'm in a rather cruel mood right now, so use your imagination. Like I said, I've been in your situation and god damn does it fuck with you. I've had really bad things happen from it... and also really good things. Pull that giant emo/hardcore (which, by the way, makes me already want to 'Man the Harpoons') bitch away from your girl and take back the day/night!

Godspeed.

P.S. If you do try to make her a third wheel by getting all over your girlfriend (...And it's a win/win in my book), just pray to whoever you think can stop her from the off chance she asks to "join in". If she tries that, look at your girlfriend, tell her you're cutting your loses and leave.

Above post said it all. Might I add though, what a fat cunt. What a fat, fat cunt.

Just for a laugh out of the situation. when you see the obeast ( i'll be using that since i know a few) you should think to yourself " weebles wobble but fall down" then give her a push , if you can, and see if it is true!

Fuck.
That is one fucking scary situation. Harpoons aint half big 'nough for her.
But really, your girlfriend is probably her only friend, and she's trying to make up for you being her boyfriend, she's the one feeling jealous and trying to win your GF back.
*shudders* Maybe she's even a lesbian?

Also, it's most likely that the Obeast is the type of friend that your Girlfriend only likes to hang out with a little.

The odds are with you that in the next 1-2 days your girlfriend will get tired of her... (Women, I tell yah. -.-)

Depending on your girlfriends personality, she'll either tell her friend to fuck off... Or complain to you about it (which is going to suck. Invest in a PSP).

Fuck.
your girlfriend is probably her only friend
Almost the other way around.

A bit of background.
2006 - My GF: I fucking hate Obeast, shes always following me around.
Early 2007 - GFs other friends stops calling her and spends less time with her.
Obeast calls her all the time and follows her around.
2007 - GF: I love obeast, none of my other friends bother to call me but she calls me all the way from australia. I love her.

And she keeps saying how she loves her. Id say its obvious why.
And she really does want me to come over even tho Obeastity is there, she made me promise to return.
But I cant fucking stand her.
And if I did the CB thing (I badly wanna) her Action triggered by the Situation would be:
"Oh My God HAHA, Im like, such a total cockblock riiight? Haha."
And she'd stay. or like:
"OMG Bean HAHA! Cuuute! GF, Bean thinks im like the total cockblock right now doent ya? HAhaha, Awesoooem"

Oh, and Isn't Obeast just the loveliest word?
Martin Kellerman, author of Rocky, he's hilarious.

Almost the other way around.

A bit of background.
2006 - My GF: I fucking hate Obeast, shes always following me around.
Early 2007 - GFs other friends stops calling her and spends less time with her.
Obeast calls her all the time and follows her around.
2007 - GF: I love obeast, none of my other friends bother to call me but she calls me all the way from australia. I love her.

And she keeps saying how she loves her. Id say its obvious why.
And she really does want me to come over even tho Obeastity is there, she made me promise to return.
But I cant fucking stand her.
And if I did the CB thing (I badly wanna) her Action triggered by the Situation would be:
"Oh My God HAHA, Im like, such a total cockblock riiight? Haha."
And she'd stay. or like:
"OMG Bean HAHA! Cuuute! GF, Bean thinks im like the total cockblock right now doent ya? HAhaha, Awesoooem"

Oh, and Isn't Obeast just the loveliest word?
Martin Kellerman, author of Rocky, he's hilarious.

From what I've seen on the Forums, you're the sensitive/nice type, especially with women, and I gotta say, I'm like that too... But this situation demands action!

Do something. Tell your girlfriend. If she loves her so much they might end up fucking...

The way you describe that girl is like she's the "Fat Annoying Bitch" that's always at the party, and no one knows who invited her. She's the one that wanders from group to group striving for attention, lying about experiences she's had, and she somehow gets wasted from half a cup of beer.

I hate attention whores with a passion only Mel Gibson could portray.

tickle her till she shits herself

From what I've seen on the Forums, you're the sensitive/nice type, especially with women, and I gotta say, I'm like that too... But this situation demands action!

Do something. Tell your girlfriend. If she loves her so much they might end up fucking...

The way you describe that girl is like she's the "Fat Annoying Bitch" that's always at the party, and no one knows who invited her. She's the one that wanders from group to group striving for attention, lying about experiences she's had, and she somehow gets wasted from half a cup of beer.

I hate attention whores with a passion only Mel Gibson could portray.

Youre completely right about the "Fat Annoying Bitch" even a bit spooky close.

And I guess I am the nice sensitive type at heart.
But I no longer put women on pedastals and I have the general mindset that I am a fucking catch.
So no Im not the stereotypic nice guy but, yeah, I am sorta paralyzed from taking action because my GF 'loves' whalewoman and I should somehow respect that.
But yes, godfuckingdamn, I dislike the Obeast, Im gonna do somefucking thing.
Im gonna post an angry blog and take her of my MySpace friends list
Thatll show her!

No but Ill go over to my GFs place tomorrow and run the CB routine you had.
Then I guess Ill tell her just how much I dislike her. (i have complained about her before)

this is a post i made a little while ago....which somewhat applies to your situation...but yours seems much more complicated.... i hope this helps:

Single Girlfriend syndrome

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2034303

I wish I could give you +rep for the lawls.

And if I did the CB thing (I badly wanna) her Action triggered by the Situation would be:
"Oh My God HAHA, Im like, such a total cockblock riiight? Haha."
And she'd stay. or like:
"OMG Bean HAHA! Cuuute! GF, Bean thinks im like the total cockblock right now doent ya? HAhaha, Awesoooem"


Then be honest. If shes going to be rude to you then dont worry about hurting her feelings. Calmly but with confidence tell her that she isn't a cockblock, but shes trying and its really obvious. Then tell her to cut it out. If she comes back with another smart ass reply tell her to shut the fuck up* and leave.

If Obeast still doesnt leave and your girlfriend gets upset then you should break up with her. If the other girl does leave and your girlfriend is upset with you tell her you gave Obeast plenty of warning. If she remains upset for a long time about it then break up with her.

And if you're girlfriend doesnt get upset you win


* = optional

She touches your girlfriend again in a manner you dont like, you do have the right to kick the shit out of her.

Would you stand for that shit if she was a male and hugging your girlfriend on the floor?
I think not.


You have to be carefull. If the beast is aware of how much you dislike her, she'll start poisoning your girlfriend into disliking you.Be very, very carefull.

The fat jealous best friend can be a dangerous evil creature.

Sounds like an absolute cunt, but not as fat as I imagined.

That's pretty fucked up shit dude.

I would have to suggest talking to your girlfriend about this. Let her know how you're feeling.

Friends are important but that doesn't mean you have to take a back seat just because the lard arse is hungry.
Tell your girlfriend that you feel as though you've become chopped liver since she's come back and it's fucking you off.

The only other option is tying a Big Mac to a bus going across the country and letting her get a whiff of it just before the bus takes off!
That would be amusing to watch.

Hope it goes okay for you buddy.

Well she is emo and angle shots sort of run in their genes dont it?
But honestly, would you hit that?

She does that thing were she likes kid things to be ironic and 'cute'
"Yay! Were playing Pokemon!"
SUCK MY COCKLE FATASS!

So my girlfriend called and wanted to meet up tomorrow.
I said something along the lines of "uh yeah...maybe..."
She said "Ah, you dont really want to do you?"
"Well, Id rather spend some time alone with you"
"...ah...i see, bye then"

I dont 'think' the Obeast knows I dislike her, unless my GF stupidly enough let it slip while drunk.
But yes, I very much fear the outcome you described, as for some reason my GF thinks highly of her.

So my girlfriend called and wanted to meet up tomorrow.
I said something along the lines of "uh yeah...maybe..."
She said "Ah, you dont really want to do you?"
"Well, Id rather spend some time alone with you"
"...ah...i see, bye then"





So, she would rather spend time with Obeast than you? Thats fucked up, dump that whore.

Dont forget to keep us well informed, because even though this is kinda sad and enraging, its also a nice source of lulz.

Anyways, if she's your GF you should talk to her about it, but she might just tell you not to mess with her life, her friends aight? Then just tell her that its ok, you love her, just dont like the fatty and if it would be such a big deal if you could meet only with her, not the elephant too.

Or if the fatty gets really annoying just stop being the nice guy to her, its not hard to make fun of fat people.

So, she would rather spend time with Obeast than you? Thats fucked up, dump that whore.

QFT, just dump her before she dump you. Tell her the reason why, through. "Well yeah, you've been hanging with that fat annoying bitch who doesn't have any friend and eat all of your goddamn food."



If Obeast come up to you and start shit(after you dump her), just say what your girlfriend said about her. It would strike in her heart hard, trust me...it will..I've done it before.

here's what you do

1. knock her out
2. crate her up
3. send her to PO BOX 2820 BOSTON PE21 6AE (charge the S&H to said box)
4. tell your girlfriend her friend emigrated

now on a serious note i think you need to talk with her how you don't like her ordering your girlfriend about
but whatever you do don't shout and don't argue

Kay, im going to her place tomorrow.
Ill make out with my GF and ignore the Obeast, or something.
Ill update tomorrow, many lulz will ensue.
By the end of this thread the word Bean Doodle will be synonymous with Bunny.Meatball. But Im way more handsome and I play the guitar instead of the silly little scooter.

Suggestions for tomorrow?

I'll list them by order of importance:

*Sex.
*Breathing.
*Talk to your girlfriend.

OH MAN!


I got a greatest idea ever.....EX-LAX!


Get any kind of her favorite food, and spike it with ex-lax(shitload since she's "large").

Haha, I actually HAVE considered posining her.
I was thinking Visine or something.

Any ideas?

Think about it, if you feed her ex-lax. You can have all free time you want as obeast is pushing out some serious shit for hours end.

If you're lucky, obeast might want to go home because she's a "little" sick.

Imagine the lulz that will undoubtedly ensue once I get caught spiking the Obeast's drink with exlax :P

She doesn't look fat in the pictures; certainly not 'obese'.

No, she's lost a lot of weigth.
But re-read my posts and skip the parts where I describe her as fat.
Wouldn't you make the assumption that shes a fattie?
Fatmofuck isnt necesarilly to do with weigth, its also a state of mind.
She's very much a fat fucking Obeast at heart.

Step 1: Read Moby Dick. Learn all it knows.

Step 2: Buy harpoon gun.

Step 3: Kill that whale.

Well she is emo and angle shots sort of run in their genes dont it?
But honestly, would you hit that?

She does that thing were she likes kid things to be ironic and 'cute'
"Yay! Were playing Pokemon!"
SUCK MY COCKLE FATASS!

So my girlfriend called and wanted to meet up tomorrow.
I said something along the lines of "uh yeah...maybe..."
She said "Ah, you dont really want to do you?"
"Well, Id rather spend some time alone with you"
"...ah...i see, bye then"

I dont 'think' the Obeast knows I dislike her, unless my GF stupidly enough let it slip while drunk.
But yes, I very much fear the outcome you described, as for some reason my GF thinks highly of her.

Ouch.....that's fucking ridiculous! It's unacceptable that she doesn't want to be alone with you without her fatass friend tagging along. I'd cut her loose and find a better gf.

This thread makes me sick with anger.

I want to kill the beast.

I think you should pay lots of random strangers to call her fat alot. That will severely eat at any ego she may have and eventually she'll suicide.

That will severely eat at any ego she may have and eventually she'll suicide.

and that means PROFIT!!!

seriously, you should talk to you girlfriend about it. if she can't be near you w/o her fatass friend. throw the bitch out.

Um, she doesn't look fat, but she does sound like a fucking annoying piece of shit.

The x-lax idea is fucking great. Make a video of that and your the man. Even if you dont just spike it anyway. Put like chocolate x-lax on some chocolate for her or some shit.
If she smokes pot spray it with a scent and then spray RAID all over the fucking shit. Few drops of visine mixed in wouldn't hurt haha.
Or you can play the "who ever drinks more of the shit under the sink" game and make sure your shit is water.
Make her get new friends or look for some.
-Tell her to get a job so she can live by herself and noone else

thats all I can think of right now. Good luck with tomorrow. Seems like you need it mate

Once again proving my theory that the single most destructive thing to a relationship is the girl's stupid friends. The guy's friends are just like "Cool, you're hittin that". Her friends by default hate you, and she by default does every stupid thing they say.

Okay, so Im leaving in 4 hours or so, If I dont get flaked on, which is a possibility.

I have 3 courses of actions.

1 I can accept the Obeast and try to have a good time.

2 I could be all over my girlfriend and hope that the Obeast would take a hint.

or 3 I could be all over the Obeast (not physically ofc) and diss my girlfriend.
Then be like "what? you think I dissed you for the Obeast? Gee, I wonder what that would feel like..." Then proceed to talk about how pissed the Obeast makes me.


The first one is plain boring.
The second one can backfire and my GF gets angry cuz Im dissing the OBeast, which in turn would make me fucking furious.
And the third one might feel a bit childish, but I would get the Obeast on my side and my girlfriend would understand why Ive been angry.
Whadya think?
Time is an issue.

Dude...just spike her food with ex-lax.


Get a chocolate cake(or any of her favorite food and preferally something that your girlfriend doesn't like) and exlax at kroger. Then proceed put it in your girlfriend's fridge.


About hour later; Say "Damn, I'm really hungry, let raid the fridge" then say you bought the chocolate cake but you don't feel like eating it.

Hire a bald man with a bar code tattoo to "hit Dat" if you get me drift

certainly not 'obese'.
but she does sound like a fucking annoying piece of shit.

Hmm...
I find myself googling for OTC exlax.
Should I be worried?
Do I have issues?
Nah...

Now Im spamming but...

WTF!? :MAD:
The fucking Obeast called me cause she wants me to go to her house and bring all her Harry Potter books when I go to my GFs house!
Wtf do I do when someone asks something like this?
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
Me and my girlfriend have one week left together, she moves in to my GFs place for the remainder of that week.
First thing she does is tell my GF to go get her some chocolate.
Then when Im gonna come she tells me to fucking go to her house and pick up all her Harry Potter books!!!
Is she fucking gonna live there permanently?
Based on her track record, it is very possible she'll stay there until school starts.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!
I know totse isnt my personal army but some sort of attack would be nice.
I have her myspace and deviantart and whatnot...

Omg, I am so fucking angry
Im like laughing and shaking uncontrollably, I am so fucking PISSED!

Post her Myspace and phone number. If you're scared of being banned my email is fatkitty420@gmail.com

If &Totse wont do anything I'll see what the /b/tards have to say about it...

Haha wow dude. Why are you letting this shit upset you so much? If she asks you to do something you don't have to do it. Tell her you don't really feel like picking up all her books for her. If she gets mad just dont say anything at all. Ignore it. If your girlfriend gets mad immediately change the subject. If your girlfriend keeps going back to it tell her you're not going to talk about it because you've already made a decision about it.

If your girlfriend is still a bitch about it I advise you to look for someone else. This girl and Obeast aren't really worth the trouble.

plus she is not YOUR friend so you don't have to do shit for the Obeast.

plus she is not YOUR friend so you don't have to do shit for the Obeast.

Of course Im not gonna get the books.
Its the fact that has the fucking nerve to ask that's pissing me off.

Oh man, I feel sorry for you. *E-hug*

I had one of those friends, that my boyfriend hated. I actually lived with her for 2.5 weeks (Worst time of my LIFE). She was shit to him, and she pissed me off, and luckily for him I haven't spoken to her since (Which was one month into our relationship). We've been together for over a year now, and I know I made the right decision with cutting it out of my life. And just so it's known, I don't really have a lot of friends. She was one of my closest.

The thing with the fat annoying friends is that they're really hard to give up. She actually said happy birthday to me on my birthday this year, and even though when I'm not around her I just want to beat her in the face with a phone book or run her down in my car, I couldn't show any of raw hatred to her face. I smiled and said thank you, then walked away really quickly so as not to fall straight back into that trap, seeing as I've done it once or twice before.


In your situation, I doubt the obeast is going to do something so shit to your gf that she'll cut her out, so you're probably screwed. You just need to make it clear to your girlfriend that you don't want to spend a lot of time with it. That she can still be friends with the obeast (That's a brilliant word!) but you love gf and not obeast, so you'd rather not spend intimate time with the obeast watching over. Don't be mean to it, that'll probably just piss your girlfriend off.

Sorry if I made little sense, my brain's broken this week from not sleeping and too much working.

Oooh, I wonder how hitting on her would go down?

Because you know, if you were just hugging her and shit, how could your girlfriend get pissed at that when it's exactly the same crap she does with the beast?

It will be gross, but it might make the beast more tolerable if you're nice to her.


Also, the less time the beast and your girlfriend spend alone is more time for the beast to poision your girls mind. So spend as much time with the two of them as you can.

There's no reason why beast should have more access to your girlfriend, afterall.

I would turn a blind eye but I cant say the same for the other mods.


Seriously, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHATEVER THAT FAT FUCKING CUNT ASKS YOU TO DO!??!

Tell that FAT IGNORANT CUNT that you've only got A FEW FUCKING DAYS LEFT with your girlfriend and that you would like to SPEND THEM WITH HER *WITHOUT* THE PRESENCE OF THAT FAT STUPID BITCH!!


Stop being a fucking pussy and stand up to the bitch!!

If it goes down like I see it going down, the Obeast will make a move on you while your girlfriend isn't around.

Personally, being nice to something like you described can only read in her mind as "He likes me." After all, she seems to come off as a conceited bitch, any male form giving her any sort of attention MUST MEAN he's in love with her.

I can see this blowing up real fast...

The right answer: If you value your relationship with your girlfriend then you two should communicate the problem and by doing so it will ultimately strengthen your relationship.

The &Totse answer: Give Obeast hell.

The right answer rarely works. It's like Communism, sure it looks good on paper, but what happens when you apply it?

Tell her not to come back to Australia.

Send her my way, I like larger women ;)

MO' CUSHION NAH I MEAN?

Give her a link to this thread, that'll blow her selfesteem into oblivion.

Oh man, I can't believe I completely missed the part"shitfaced" and "They made out"

That porky want your girlfriend's ass.

Shit, that fat bitch is ugly yo.

Man the harpoons!

I suggest storming in the door while they are watching tv or something and proceed to grab your gf and pull her into the bathroom, lock the door, then have really loud angry, screamy/moany sex until the fat bitch leaves.

The gf will be so taken by the "passion" of the moment she will totally forget about her BFF (big fat friend), and you get laid aswell.

I had this sort of problem with my gfs roomate a few months back. She wasnt even really tight with the roomate, and she was still a large pain in the ass so I can only imagine how youre feelin right now. The answer, my good friend:

kill it with fire.

They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the obeast.



There's no way to stop her, if she isn't already hurting herself, you can't hurt her either. The only way to take care of this problem is to get your girlfriend to shun her.

This won't be easy, might be impossible, but best you really gotta think about what's important in this situation. That being yourself.

What country are you in thread starter?
You said the beast 'came back from' australia so I'm guessing not australia.

There are lots of laxatives available over the counter that are pretty effective.
Dont go for the herbal ones (the ones with green boxes and leaves on them) they're pretty weak.
The chocolate ones are best, allthough I dont know how you'd slip them to the beast without her becoming suspicious.

If you just want her to take them and you dont care if she realises you gave her them then it's cool.

But otherwise, it's going to be hard.

You can drop chocolate laxatives into boiling water but dont to it for too long else the senna will become unreactive.
Mix it into a very thick, very delicious hot chocolate, with cream and marshmallows on top.


Ofcourse, she may be suspicious as to why from hating her you're suddenly making her hot chocolate.
So a few days before you want to ex lax the bitch, make a batch of (laxative free) hot chocolate for you and your girlfriend. Make it delicious and awesome.
The beast being a beast will be like "Omg I want some!!".

So, offer to make her one.

Pretending to be trying to be nice to her in advance will ease her suspicions more.


Also, try getting her drunk before the hot chocolate spike, she'll be less aware and less likely to taste any senna taste in the drink then.


EDIT:
Most laxatives take from 5-8 hours to have any effect, so time when you feed the beast carefully.

Woop woop

So I got somewhat drunk before I left thursday mornign because of the Harry Potter incident still fresh in my mind.

(btw Yoyo, the Obeast thinks we're 'really good and close' friends according to what Ive heard)

Drunkenly walking through town I saw a drugstore and bought a box of Visine (having heard they cause diarrea)

Then drunk Bean gets along great with the Obeast, not to say that she wasnt annoying, I just looked past it and turned on the extra Beanly charm.
And lo and behold, my GF gets really sulky cause 'im dissing her'
Then I tell her how I think she's been dissing me.
She says she didn't know and that she's really really sorry and that she really really loves me (whoa...)
She then begs me too stay and, unless you've had a gorgeous girl with big wet eyes on your lap begging you too stay the night with her, you're not allowed to call me weak for staying.

The Obeast is cool and gives us privacy when we get frisky. (i tried making out in front of her, and she left)

Hooray right?

Almost, everything is bón until bedtime.
When I walk downstairs with a very painful stomach ache to find the Obeast getting into our bed. (i also saw her naked legs, did not want)
"Hi Beeaaaaan, the house is pretty scary, Im sleeping with you two wether you like it or not"
In pain, the Bean tries "But you could sleep in my GFs room, that room is okay..."
"No that's okay, Ill sleep here..."
This is where my painful stomach ache peaked, so I just left the room and went to the shitter.
My GF then entered the bedroom after me and told the Obeast to cock off (i guess)
I had asked the Obeast earlier not to sleep in the same bed as us, because she was planning too, she was like "ofc Bean, you two can have the big bed to yourselfs"
Bitch...

The next day I was 'okay' to the Obeast, cause I think being mean is the dumbest thing I could do, it would make me the bad guy and her the victim.
So I offer to get her something to drink.
I go upstairs and mixes her a Visine/Fanta cocktail with shaking hands.
Then throw I throw away and I get her a glass of water. bummer huh.
I almost poisoned her on three other occasions, but I chickened out each time.

I stayed there from Thursday to Sunday.

And the Obeast would be cool, most of the time.
But then she would make these fucking creepy jokes that would make my blood chill.
Like Id be playing nintendo and she'd hug my GF and say like "Hihi, now shes all mine, not yours anymore, haha" funny...
Its very paranoid but stuff like that bugged the hell out of me when she did it.


The last few days she started becoming slightly hostile towards me and my GF when we would make out.
And she'd (jokingly ofc...always 'jokingly' ofc) call my girlfriend sluttish and stuff, which fucking plain pissed me off.
So I told her "I dont think its very nice when you call GF like 'too horny for her own good' and 'sluttish' cut it out."
Then she acted all hurt...eugh...

This morning I got so unbelieavbly depressed that I live in a world where Obeasts are allowed to exist to I got the hell out of there and went home.
Surpise, when Im hurrying to the bus, the Obeast is like, "I hope you have bus money cause I took some of your money to pay for your share of the groceries"
BITCH!

*claps*
*strong english accent*
Very worthwhile read good fellow!
*/strong english accent*

But really, I think you came off pretty well, except for the few moments. And in your place Id be keeping a watchful eye (even more watchful than ever before) on your GF and Obeast, because of those creepy moments... They were creepy.

When would you say I came off badly?

Im a pussy by nature, I dislike confrontations.
So when I (for example) told her not to call my GF a slut, I didn't use my angry or serious voice at all.

Someone else said I should grab my girlfriend and drag into the bathroom.

I basically did that, I took under the pretense of making sandwiches then I slammed her up against the fridge with her back facing me and made out with her.
It was hot.
The sandwiches took about 80 minutes to make.

Oooh. Fucking hell.
What sort of sad fat cunt simply can not fucking comprehend when you and your girlfriend want some alone time?

This thread is making me really upset and stressed and angry.

Cant you just.. TELLyour girlfriend that you want to spend time with HER without the constant panting beast breathing down your neck?
cant your girlfriend understand that having that bitch around all the time is seriously stressing you?

Well she did understand and she did leave us alone actually.
She was way more decent than I'd thought she'd be.
Except for the bed incident and some occasional glares.

And I've told my girlfriend I'd much rather be alone with her but I haven't told her that being around the Obeast makes me seriously stressed and unhappy (it does)
She loves the Obeast for some reason.

Some previous poaster said she had an Obeast-type friend before, the description seemed to make alot of sense.
About how its hard to let go of those annoying friends, especially when you only have a few.
And my girlfriend actually is a bit...lonely, I think...