so there's this friend i have with a sister that i fantasy about every time i jack off.... she's so petite and toned at the same time... you can tell her vagina is unpopped-tight when she has her shorts on... her face is just beautiful.

i was thinking about somehow luring her into sex as if it was a porno scenario where the girl is completely shocked but then starts laughing and gets a little curious.

i'm trying to invite her over to my house so i maybe can work some moves to have her agree to take my pants off so she can see what she's going to be working with... i'm still thinking what the right words should be so she's shocked but laughing & curious at the same time so it's guaranteed we're going to be fucking.

maybe i should just tell her she's beautiful and ask if she want's to fuck.

i'm so confused -- i don't want to fuck this up... she's one lolita-pornstar type looking girl... u don't understand how hawt this chik is.

Troll.

Troll.

hey fuk u buddy help me out.

i admit i got no pics of this girl but i'm not trolling.

hey fuk u buddy help me out.

i admit i got no pics of this girl but i'm not trolling.

No pics?
Well then according to Godwin's third law, it couldn't logically have happened now could it?

try hanging a $100 bill out of your zipper

Spill soda on your pants, take them off and "accidently" wander into her room instead of the bathroom. Apologize and then just stand there for a while, completely naked, staring at her. She'll eventually become so horny that she'll ravage you.

rofl yea that will work......

Pour vinegar inside your urethra they like the taste of it.

You want to screw your friends...younger sister..?

man, that's a really bad idea.

She may be hot. You may want to fuck her.

But, keep these things in mind:
1-is your friend very protective of his sister?
2-do you like your friend and want to keep being his friend?
3-is he bigger/stronger/tougher than you?


How much younger than you is she?

rofl yea that will work......

his name is Toddler Fondler. I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about.

If she's legal, then fine. Otherwise go die in a fire of acid and death.

If she's legal

You're on totse and asking if this dudes little sister is legal?

Come on, you've been here long enough to know she isn't legal, likely to be 13/14.

If I were your friend and I found this out, I'd take you out back, beat you with the firehose and kick the ever loving shit out of you.

Good luck.

how old is she
how old are you
can you get pics?

Invite her over...talk to her.

Maybe ask her some personal questions, offer to help her with any problems.

And take it on from there. Oh, and I don't think directly asking her is a good idea...

Well maybe it is.

EDIT: Well take her out to a date....if you can afford it/have a car or something.

Some have also said using public transportation; a bus of train date is also nice so...

If I were your friend and I found this out, I'd take you out back, beat you with the firehose and kick the ever loving shit out of you.


You're not a true friend then.

Bros before hoes :D

So Chris Langham still has internet access in prison?

I suggest forcing your friend to fuck her under the laws of incest at gunpoint while you watch and jerk off.

You're on totse and asking if this dudes little sister is legal?

Come on, you've been here long enough to know she isn't legal, likely to be 13/14.

+1..................

just say "Can i put my ongio boingo in your velvet underground"

You're on totse and asking if this dudes little sister is legal?

Come on, you've been here long enough to know she isn't legal, likely to be 13/14.

Actually that's legal round' here.

Actually that's legal round' here.

You live in Cambodia?

You live in Cambodia?

His location is Vancouver BC Canada. Isn't the age of consent 14 in Canada?

No pics?
Well then according to Godwin's third law, it couldn't logically have happened now could it?

Nazis!

Sounds hot to me! Go for it!

Don't forget pics.

I refuse to give advice untill you come up with pics.

EVERYONES little sister has a myspace, fucking find it.

i was thinking about somehow luring her into sex as if it was a porno scenario where the girl is completely shocked but then starts laughing and gets a little curious.



uhm, yeahhhhhhhhh. good luck!

if you are seriously counting on things like that to happen, then i recommend you look into crushing alot of xanax in her drinks.

srsly tho, just get her to take your pants off, that ALWAYs works.......

Take her to the movies and do the penis in the popcorn.

hardy har har

That might work, although I do not suggest fucking her unless she is legal. Not only her brother, but the cops will kick your ass if you get caught.

His location is Vancouver BC Canada. Isn't the age of consent 14 in Canada?

Jokes aren't allowed on &Totse anymore, eh?

Jokes aren't allowed on &Totse anymore, eh?

no...

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/105.jpg

:D:D:D:D

no...

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/105.jpg

:D:D:D:D

It's impossible for me to fail, I have Dune Cat on my side.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e314/fatkitty420/dune-cat.jpg

It's impossible for me to fail, I have Dune Cat on my side.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e314/fatkitty420/dune-cat.jpg

k. you don't fail.

BUT I HAVE LONGCAT!

GO, LONGCAT GO! I CHOOSE YOU!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg

Troll.

And what, exactly, is everyone's problem with trolls and their troll threads??

I encourage troll appreciation bcos...


trolls bring us (me) lulz
they raise interesting and insightful points that are usually ignored in the plethora of 'non-troll' :( threads
theyre more creative than the average totsean
and a whole lot less boorrring
my uncle is half troll

Troll.

OK I'm here, what did I miss?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg


I just spent, like, ten minutes scrolling through that.
Fucking +1.

k. you don't fail.

BUT I HAVE LONGCAT!

GO, LONGCAT GO! I CHOOSE YOU!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg

You didn't put the real Long Cat :/

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5574/lc1be3.th.gif (http://img265.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lc1be3.gif)

Monorail Cat still approves.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9346/monorailcatxa8.th.jpg (http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monorailcatxa8.jpg)

lol, as awesome as Long Cat is, getting back on topic..

Go for it man! Just do the right thing and share the pics!

Your best way is gonna be to talk to her first, find out if she'd even sexually active or interested yet. If she is then it shouldn't be too hard to make her horny!

And if not, that's when you break out the alcohol!

So unexpected and I lol'ed :D.

I just spent, like, ten minutes scrolling through that.
Fucking +1.

thx :D

You didn't put the real Long Cat :/

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5574/lc1be3.th.gif (http://img265.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lc1be3.gif)

Monorail Cat still approves.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9346/monorailcatxa8.th.jpg (http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monorailcatxa8.jpg)

I didn't. Ahh....

Wow,we're addicted to 4chan memes :p

lol, as awesome as Long Cat is,

It's a LOOONG car!

getting back on topic..

yes.

Go for it man! Just do the right thing and share the pics!

Do it for the Lulz! Do it for great justice!

Your best way is gonna be to talk to her first, find out if she'd even sexually active or interested yet. If she is then it shouldn't be too hard to make her horny!

You idea is correct. And honest to both patners involved.

And if not, that's when you break out the alcohol!

Wow...a real TOTSEan answer here :D

But what about the brother....

It is definitely hard to say without knowing the age of the parties involved, as younger girls are almost always a tougher call, and the even younger girls shouldn't be considered in that way at all.

I don't think you're going to get this whole "oh my!" giggly curiosity that you expect. More like, scared, confused, unsure, as she is pretty young from the sounds of it. And if you ply her with alcohol, she will just remember you drinking and taking advantage of her.

And your friend will definitely not approve from the sounds of it.

It's up to you, but I think you should just let this one go. If you're serious about it, there's really only two viable options. One is to show her a good time, bring her to a party, get her to drink a bit, and she'll be all over you. But then, that's heading for a world of trouble the next day most likely. The other is to actually be serious and take her on dates or just get to know her so she doesnt' feel like she's being used. But again, you may face the wrath of your friend, and you have to ask yourself if it's really worth it.

But what about the brother....

Depends if they live in the south...

That porno shit only works in erotica, my friend.

Depends if they live in the south...

Hah! :p

Wow...a real TOTSEan answer here :D


Woot! I'm a true TOTSEan at last! :D

Woot! I'm a true TOTSEan at last! :D

You're been a member of the temple for a while. that really showed it