Shes either Bosnian or Persian or something along those lines, and I swear to god shes a monkey. Shes prolly 5'4" and 150lbs (all gut.) Her "daddy" owns a bmw dealership.

anyways, I sat next to her in biology for a whole year and she started liking me so im still talking to her this summer, and she wants to start dating.

Its not like if I go out with her shes gonna throw tons of money at me and buy me whatever the hell I want ( that only works the other way around.) Plus I dont know if I want the ridicule.

I don't really want your advice totse, just your opinion.

Edit
I don't believe Ill get any straight cash from her whenever I want (maybe like $50 every now and then.) But shes already invited me on her vacations (shes goes twice a year to like Tijuana and Jamaica and all that) And she has cabin and her uncle is a pilot.

I'm thinking along the lines of trying to be a "guy friend" but she already has a couple gay buddies that I dont want to deal with. It wouldnt bother me If I had to be around her and look at her; except for the fact that she demands attention all the goddamn time.

Edit #2

I got her into smoking pot and now she wants to try mushrooms, should I just use her for some dank or what?

You are a fucking dumbass. Don't do it.

I already decided I wasent going to, now I just want your opinions and why thats a dumb/smartass decision

What's the point of dating an ugly rich girl if you aren't getting any money?

How would you benefit?

thats what I'm saying, I don't know If I would get money or not, I'm guessing that I wont get much (but Id get to use her kick ass stuff and go to like her lake cabins and jet skis and all that shit) So I don't think I'm gonna go with it.

Well if she doesn't give you any money don't do it. Maybe you should get "loans" from her?

Rail the shit out of her all the time when you are together, make yourself her new daddy. Start ignoring her, she'll start to get clingy, she'll start bribing you with stuff.

I wouldn't do it, but if you have nothing better to do go for it.

My dad, owns this dealership...
Shyah

I guess you could make her a weed supply or something...

But damn, to me it's not worth being around girls like her.

*School Starts*

Her: Yeah, I almost dated him.

Hottest girl ever: Oh, well... I was gonna ask him out and maybe do some sexual acts, but if you liked him... I better go ask fatkitty.

*End*

See, that's EXACTLY how this shit happens.

Know you know... and knowing is half the battle.

dude do it and take all her cash.
and if it comes to you having to do something you dont want to do. hint hint
put a paper bag over her head.

I'd do it. I probably wouldn't fuck her, but ugly chicks give good head. Make her fall in love with you, then pretend it's your birthday and no one bought you anything and you're depressed. She'll buy you something really nice, and then you can dump her.

You're fucking pathetic.


Like, a really sad, lonely loser.


I was so tempted to close this but unfortunately "because you're a thick piece of shit" isnt a valid reason to close a thread.



Just leave the bitch alone if you dont like her.
to go out with someone you dont like shows exactly how sad and desperate you are.


Also, if you upset her by using her then dumping her, chances are daddy will castrate you.

Dude, do it. You would get to use all her cool shit plus the chance of getting money and cool presents from her. And you could fuck her hot friend(s) on the side while giving her sex sparingly. But you'd have to fuck her a lot at first to make her your bitch.

My idea combined with this guys forms the perfect plan:

Rail the shit out of her all the time when you are together, make yourself her new daddy. Start ignoring her, she'll start to get clingy, she'll start bribing you with stuff.

DONT DO IT

no matter what your are getting oout of it your not getting enough. the chick is ugly so guys will think something wrong with you cause your bitch loooks like cookie monster an chick wont date you cause you dated a really ugly chick.

theres the small thought that they will think your not a shallow person, but it doesnt work like that anymore.

if you date her, it will fuck up you elementary school career

If your concept of 'ugly' is real enough so that you would not date a girl for just that reason, then you're basically a pathetic piece of shit, and probably very ugly yourself.

What gives you the right to have such high standards?

How many other offers have you had this summer?

I mean if nothing else. Free vacation. Why is cash the only thing that interests you?

Why not go for it?? You will have a better time with it than you seem to expect currently, I promise you.

Also if you've talked to her enough for her to want to date you, don't you like talking with her? You like her company, you know you can have a good time with her, and she is romantically interested in you. And even if you're not romantically interested in her, you obviously like her enough to talk to her a lot, so why not just give it a shot?

Its not perfect, but its better than what most people have, a START. Say you find the most beautiful girl in the world. what makes you think she is going to be good company, and even more likely, what makes you think she will like a pathetic asshole like you?

Sounds to ME like you missed out on a good thing.

If you are more concerned about what your friends think about your girlfriend than what YOU think about her, you will NEVER be happy in life. NEVER.

I tried doing something similar, and it went ok...

We went on cruises, traveled, his parents gave me gifts, etc. But he was a prick. He thought he was "the shit" because his parents owned a campground. Then his mom tried to control the relationship, and he never made decisions for himself.

Pick someone from another country, if you like travel. Because it is almost guaranteed they will travel back home to see their family, and you get to ride for free.

Another good option is to hook up with a person in the military. Sure, they may DIE, but usually the military pays for housing, and the stores on base sell nice things for dirt cheap. There's a lot of benefits when dating a person in the military.

Fuck her, tape it and blackmail. Repeat the 3rd process when your out of cash.

What gives you the right to have such high standards?

That's the stupidest thing anyone has ever typed.

I require pics before further judgment.

This is not burger King buddy you can't have it your way..... Ahhhhh fuck it.... fuck her fuckidy fuck fuck I would I won't I have to to AAAOOOWWWWW

That's the stupidest thing anyone has ever typed.

Why? Explain yourself.

The world is populated by tons of guys who have such a pathetic concept of what to look for in a womanhey tz. The result of this kind of pathetic attitude is you end up like most totse members.

90% of the guys posting in this thread can't get laid (and are virgins), have never had a girlfriend, and won't do either of these things until they're probably about 20 years old. They will end up with someone either they think is good looking, and be incredibly unhappy because they dont actually like them, or they will end up with someone they think is ugly, and be unhappy because they think their girlfriend is ugly.

All this 'she's too ugly' talk, is really just a symptom of being a child. So when you grow up, you will see things my way. Beauty really IS on the inside.

You are probaly saying, "Well Sam what about this 400 lb gorilla woman, do you think she's beautiful?", no. Because she treats her body poorly. Thats not something someone who is 'beautiful on the inside' would do. So actually think about what I've said before you attempt to give your usual bullshit responses.

Not. Worth. It.

Why? Explain yourself.

The world is populated by tons of guys who have such a pathetic concept of what to look for in a womanhey tz. The result of this kind of pathetic attitude is you end up like most totse members.

90% of the guys posting in this thread can't get laid (and are virgins), have never had a girlfriend, and won't do either of these things until they're probably about 20 years old. They will end up with someone either they think is good looking, and be incredibly unhappy because they dont actually like them, or they will end up with someone they think is ugly, and be unhappy because they think their girlfriend is ugly.

All this 'she's too ugly' talk, is really just a symptom of being a child. So when you grow up, you will see things my way. Beauty really IS on the inside.

You are probaly saying, "Well Sam what about this 400 lb gorilla woman, do you think she's beautiful?", no. Because she treats her body poorly. Thats not something someone who is 'beautiful on the inside' would do. So actually think about what I've said before you attempt to give your usual bullshit responses.


Good point bro, i've end up bad because of this thinking ideology. I always wanted a good looking GF so i never hooked up with girls that were intrested in me cause most of the time i thought they were ugly.I hooked up with this hot girl but she turned out to be a bitch.

Shut the fuck up sambob. I'm not surprised you're not a mod anymore...you give terrible advice.

Why? Explain yourself.

The world is populated by tons of guys who have such a pathetic concept of what to look for in a womanhey tz. The result of this kind of pathetic attitude is you end up like most totse members.

90% of the guys posting in this thread can't get laid (and are virgins), have never had a girlfriend, and won't do either of these things until they're probably about 20 years old. They will end up with someone either they think is good looking, and be incredibly unhappy because they dont actually like them, or they will end up with someone they think is ugly, and be unhappy because they think their girlfriend is ugly.

All this 'she's too ugly' talk, is really just a symptom of being a child. So when you grow up, you will see things my way. Beauty really IS on the inside.

You are probaly saying, "Well Sam what about this 400 lb gorilla woman, do you think she's beautiful?", no. Because she treats her body poorly. Thats not something someone who is 'beautiful on the inside' would do. So actually think about what I've said before you attempt to give your usual bullshit responses.

Jesus Christ sambob, you could've just called me out by my name...

Interestingly enough the admin who demodded me claims I was demodded because of arguing too much with a fellow moderator in the Mods forum (a fellow mod who had been been abusing his power as a mod for weeks, breaking forum rules for weeks, and generally just treating his fellow mods like shit).

Maybe you don't like me because you are a little person, and have such stone-age opinions of women, but don't kid yourself.

I don't like you because you're a faggot.

p.s. Which mod were you arguing with?

Trousersnake.

https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=8735060

Read my posts there I explain it in as many details as I know.

Why are you such a simple person? You say you don't like me because im a 'faggot'? I don't even know who you are, you don't know the slightest thing about me, so why act like such a child? Its really pathetic. Its not funny, its not even insulting because its so stupid. If you actually have a real reason for not liking me then you should say so, if you don't, you should just not say anything.

If you DISAGREE WITH MY POST, then you should say so. Why can't you stand to read peoples opinions that are contrary to your own? Why should it bother you so much? Are you really going to go through like with the attitude of 'everyone who disagrees with me is a faggot'? Good luck with that one. Sounds like you're one of the people that I described in my earlier post.

Sambob (and TS too) you will do me the courtesy of not bringing this into this forum. Thank you.

You were answering MIndhax so I won't delete it but please let that be an end to it.

Why are you such a simple person? You say you don't like me because im a 'faggot'? I don't even know who you are, you don't know the slightest thing about me, so why act like such a child? Its really pathetic. Its not funny, its not even insulting because its so stupid. If you actually have a real reason for not liking me then you should say so, if you don't, you should just not say anything.

If you DISAGREE WITH MY POST, then you should say so. Why can't you stand to read peoples opinions that are contrary to your own? Why should it bother you so much? Are you really going to go through like with the attitude of 'everyone who disagrees with me is a faggot'? Good luck with that one. Sounds like you're one of the people that I described in my earlier post.

lmao 

I got her into smoking pot and now she wants to try mushrooms, should I just use her for some dank or what?

Yeah, probably.

Sambob (and TS too) you will do me the courtesy of not bringing this into this forum. Thank you.

You were answering MIndhax so I won't delete it but please let that be an end to it.

I haven't brought anything up. However its not seriously off topic so if someone brings it up theres no reason not to discuss it. Why shouldn't I answer someones questions if they ask?

And btw, what are you talking about 'bringing it into this forum'? ALL I did was answer the guys question (saying one NAME), and post a link. The rest of the post was obviously directed at someone else, and its content was very relevent to this thread.

The OP is probably one or more of the following:

-American
-Black
-Poor
-Desperate
-Mentally Challenged

I'd guess "all of the above"

I guess I am, all of the above, As a molatto yank, who isnt spoiled and post on toste once and awhile, and also failed math.

The forums were down I guess (at least for me), and im shocked to see my thread got to 4 pages.
I have to agree with alot of what sambob said, this is really assholery of me, but I think of her as an acquaintance, not really a friend. I have nothing to lose/gain
keeping her as a "quaint" But could totally use her for what she has to offer, and lose nothing more than her trust.


As I said earlier, The minute I hit submit I knew this was a dumbass/evil thread, but instead of deleting it, I figured Id let totse cast their opinion on it

Why? Explain yourself.

The world is populated by tons of guys who have such a pathetic concept of what to look for in a womanhey tz. The result of this kind of pathetic attitude is you end up like most totse members.

90% of the guys posting in this thread can't get laid (and are virgins), have never had a girlfriend, and won't do either of these things until they're probably about 20 years old. They will end up with someone either they think is good looking, and be incredibly unhappy because they dont actually like them, or they will end up with someone they think is ugly, and be unhappy because they think their girlfriend is ugly.

All this 'she's too ugly' talk, is really just a symptom of being a child. So when you grow up, you will see things my way. Beauty really IS on the inside.

You are probaly saying, "Well Sam what about this 400 lb gorilla woman, do you think she's beautiful?", no. Because she treats her body poorly. Thats not something someone who is 'beautiful on the inside' would do. So actually think about what I've said before you attempt to give your usual bullshit responses.


I'm glad a few people eloquently brought this up: the quota shouldn't be completely physical. If she's the most unattractive person you've ever met, it's understandable, but none of this should be about physical standards. That's turning simple affection into validating yourself by parading about your 'hawt' date, or screwing someone with the brain of a pea. Try getting into a relationship where you can enjoy the company of who you're with, not just who you sleep with.

And sambob, I'm sorry to see you de-modded, as I honestly respected you while you held that position. C'est la vie.

I'm glad a few people eloquently brought this up: the quota shouldn't be completely physical. If she's the most unattractive person you've ever met, it's understandable, but none of this should be about physical standards. That's turning simple affection into validating yourself by parading about your 'hawt' date, or screwing someone with the brain of a pea. Try getting into a relationship where you can enjoy the company of who you're with, not just who you sleep with.

And sambob, I'm sorry to see you de-modded, as I honestly respected you while you held that position. C'est la vie.

well I would hope your respect for me came from how I posted, not the fact that I'm a moderator. You should show moderators COURTESY because they are supposed to be on these forums to help you, but you need not respect them unless they EARN that respect. Of course really, a moderator should have EARNED that respect BEFORE he or she was made a mod. If they didnt, then why would thy be a mod in the first plce?

I'm going to go ahead and be perfectly honest here...I'd probably do it too...

And thats a little sad, because I have standards, and pride.

But I really like money.

she can get annoying at times too, she loves attention, and sometimes it feels like a mosquito buzzing around your ear after being around her for an hour.

stay friends until her parents die (this may need to be assisted by you to speed up the process), then marry her doing that whole 'i'm there for u thing'.

she inherits the money, now at this point you can go one of 2 ways. one is to straight up kill her for the inheritance she got which will become yours.

the second is to encourage her to eat more and grow to ginormous proportions (sounds dumb but try to remember hal from malcom in the middle when he was putting sugar ands hit in his wifes food) then when her arteries are clogged and shes so outta shape, talk about wanting to do her, string her along and eventually she'll probably have a heat attack from anticipation. i'd like to see a court convict you of murder by seducing her.

Why? Explain yourself.

The world is populated by tons of guys who have such a pathetic concept of what to look for in a womanhey tz. The result of this kind of pathetic attitude is you end up like most totse members.

90% of the guys posting in this thread can't get laid (and are virgins), have never had a girlfriend, and won't do either of these things until they're probably about 20 years old. They will end up with someone either they think is good looking, and be incredibly unhappy because they dont actually like them, or they will end up with someone they think is ugly, and be unhappy because they think their girlfriend is ugly.

All this 'she's too ugly' talk, is really just a symptom of being a child. So when you grow up, you will see things my way. Beauty really IS on the inside.

You are probaly saying, "Well Sam what about this 400 lb gorilla woman, do you think she's beautiful?", no. Because she treats her body poorly. Thats not something someone who is 'beautiful on the inside' would do. So actually think about what I've said before you attempt to give your usual bullshit responses.


I think you're neat.

Quoted for sheer awesomeness.

If somebody likes you, get to know them. See them for the person they really are, before you judge them on their physical charecteristics. Most of the time you'll find that being shallow really only hurts you in the long run. You'll often find that the girls people just pass over as being 'not that nice looking' or 'ok', have some of the funniest personalities and make some of the best friends.