ok so im goin on a date tomorrow and i need a believable excuse to leave work after lunch or i'll be trapped there and miss my date, any ideas?

If you're boss is cool just say you're taking a hot bitch out. If he's an asshole just call him up right before you leave for the date saying the police are questioning you and are taking you downtown, so you wont be in for work.

Set your dates to be at the time when you're actually available.

call in and say that you're sick. Hopefully you have sickdays or can afford to not get paid that one day.

Say you have a dentist or doctors appointment

Keep walking funny and running to the bathroom a while before your date, and last minute tell him you have the runs and have to go home. It worked with me at least twice with every job I've had.

Yeah, but it got you a reputation too. You might not know about it, but people started to notice, and they talk about you behind your back to this day.

Me...?

Yes, you.