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 #1 
Old 2007-07-30, 09:55
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Obviously, your post only counts if you're straight. Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, etc are excluded.

EDIT: Come to think of it, maybe females in general should be excluded. Since it seems to be much more common for them to experiment with things like this at some point in their lives. However, I have a feeling that very few straight male totseans will admit to something like this.

EDIT EDIT: I just removed my example so that people won't think I'm attention whoring or something. Because everytime I post a question, but include my own little anecdote, people just focus purely on that. I'm actually seriously curious to know if this is at all common.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: There is a difference between homosexual activity and actually being homosexual.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:01
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Post in this thread.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:02
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Post in this thread.

Were you masturbating to gay porn when you posted?
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:06
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I just realized how gay this thread is. And nobody's going to even admit to anything, since everybody probably subscribes to the notion that you have to be gay to do anything gay (lol, now that I put it like that....)
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:09
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Gayest thing I've ever done? Squeezed another guys ass and whispered 'fuck me' in his ear, but that was 'cause I was taking part in a bet to see who could freak him out the most. I actually won that one, with the least effort compared to the others too.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:17
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Played gay chicken with a mate(winner got the last beer). our lips touched just before he pulled away...it was worth it and damn it was a good beer.
 #7 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:21
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Gayest thing? Well lets see...

Sucked cock? Yes.

Let another man fuck my arse? Yes

Dressed up as a girl to please gay partner? Yes.
 #8 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:24
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

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Originally Posted by jackketch
Gayest thing? Well lets see...

Sucked cock? Yes.

Let another man fuck my arse? Yes

Dressed up as a girl to please gay partner? Yes.


Awesome!! I knew I could count on at least someone being mature enough to A) Be able to admit to anything gay they've done, and B) Be able to differentiate between homosexual activity and actually being homosexual.

(Not that I don't appreciate EssJay or Ambience's posts, I just meant that this one is pretty good and really emphasizes my point).
 #9 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:26
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Awesome!! I knew I could count on at least someone being mature enough to A) Be able to admit to anything gay they've done, and B) Be able to differentiate between homosexual activity and actually being homosexual.

(Not that I don't appreciate EssJay or Ambience's posts, I just meant that this one is pretty good and really emphasizes my point).

Might have helped if you'd phrased your original post in those terms, though.
 #10 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:28
The Humble Noob The Humble Noob is offline
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I'd post it, but IRL peepz know me on here. I'm not ashamed of it, it's just something I don't need to advertise.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:31
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

Might have helped if you'd phrased your original post in those terms, though.

I had something along those lines originally, but I guess I edited that part out when I edited out my examples.

Anyway, now that your examples trump mine, I guess I can be free to post them:

I let a guy finger my asshole.

I let a guy try to suck me off (I didn't get hard though so I gave up pretty fast on that).

And I kissed a couple guys.

This was all around 5 years ago though. I knew I wasn't gay at the time, and I am still sure of that. But I experimented for the sake of experimenting, and I don't regret it at all. If anything, it made me more sure of the fact that I am straight.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:32
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

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Originally Posted by The Humble Noob
I'd post it, but IRL peepz know me on here. I'm not ashamed of it, it's just something I don't need to advertise.


For future reference: If you want to reply to a thread but don't want people you know IRL to know then you can always email a mod who'll happily post it for you i.e 'A board member who wishes to stay anonymous asked me to post this' kinda thing.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:36
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

I had something along those lines originally, but I guess I edited that part out when I edited out my examples.

Anyway, now that your examples trump mine, I guess I can be free to post them:

I let a guy finger my asshole.

I let a guy try to suck me off (I didn't get hard though so I gave up pretty fast on that).

And I kissed a couple guys.

This was all around 5 years ago though. I knew I wasn't gay at the time, and I am still sure of that. But I experimented for the sake of experimenting, and I don't regret it at all. If anything, it made me more sure of the fact that I am straight.

Here something I posted about my first homosexual experiences (I had a few more after that).


ged 17 i spent a summer and autumn hitch-hiking around the then West Germany on my own. For the first time in my life i was free of parental constraints and small-town prejudice.

At that time i was really confused about my sexuality. A year or so of solid ,7 days a week ,martial arts training had turned the very fat, dorky kid into something approaching the lean, mean luurrv machine i was later to become but all those years of being tormented at school and a mother with 'issues' had left me 'damaged'.

I knew i wasn't gay, which was comforting (remember this was back in the 80's when being gay was , for a 17 year old, illegal and second to invite a never ending series of beatings at the hands of the local rednecks and discrimination from society that equated 'gay' with 'child molester'). I had certainly had feelings for girls but also for some boys.

Anyway like so many Children of the Secret and damaged souls before me, i ended up on theReeperbahn which is and was Hamburg's Mile Of Sin or red light district.

So being 'free' and in the right place i decided to test my theory that i was 'Bi' and get myself laid. Typically Ketchian i had decided if it were to be done then properly, no holds barred, anal intercourse etc etc.

One afternoon i walked into a gay bar just off the main Reeperbahn and got talking to the barman, who fortunately spoke fluent english. After a couple of hours he introduced me to one of his regulars who liked the look of me and seemed pleasant enough.

Nowadays i shudder at the thought of the risks i was taking but with the bravado of youth and the delusion that a 'Tireur' in para boots was damn near invincible....

His name was Hans-Peter and a trainee lawyer in his late 20's/early 30's. He spoke good English and we hit it off ok.

First off we went to another , really seedy, gay bar and talked a bit . He told me that what he was really into was the slave/master thing...with him as the 'master'. I said i was fine with that and a few minutes later found myself sucking his cock on my knees infront of all his mates! He then had me suck a couple of his friends ..just to show them his 'dominance' of me.

He told me that the bar also had rooms to rent by the hour and asked me if we should take one. I said i was happy to spend the whole night with him and go to his place.

He took me several places after that bar. Including a real high class S&M private members club in St.Georg ( and even more sinful district of Hamburg!). But the regulars there were a bit wary of us as i seemed very young. And i wasn't yet prepared to be naked in public...which all the 'slaves' there were.

When we got back to his apartment he told me he'd really like me to dress up in a skirt and knickers and to let him spank me.

Turned out he'd got all the toys and props. It sounded like fun so i dressed up how he wanted and laid myself over his knee.

It was a kind of fun but a bit disappointing as he was too nervous to spank me properly http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif

Anyways we ended up on his bed , me with my skirt up and panties down and him taking me in the arse. But he had a bit of 'brewers droop' i think and had trouble keeping hard enough to fuck me properly.

We finished off with some mutual masturbation and both fell asleep.

I woke up the next morning before he did and went looking around his apartment for coffee.

While looking for coffee i found a pile of English language mags.

No glossy gaping pron pics but stories and line drawings of girls getting spanked, caned and brutally flogged. Reading them i suddenly realised that this was who i was, what i wanted to do. This was what turned me on and obviously i wasn't the only one who had such desires!

It was a life changing moment. I was no longer some sexually confused kid. I was a sadist, a predator. The sex with Hans had been a lot of fun and really interesting but it hadn't really 'hit the spot'.

Hans woke up and we parted on really good terms, he even slipped me 30 DM to get some breakfast on my way home and asked me if i wanted to come by again that night. I didn't want to because now i knew what my soul craved. But i will always be grateful to him for being a gentle, considerate lover and for providing me with the opportunity to discover who i really am.

I walked out of his place towards the Subway and suddenly i realised that i was different , that something had changed inside me. I started to notice women noticing me. I started to see those little signs of sexual interest. I discovered that looking at a girl and thinking of her being spanked can make a man very attractive.

And so Jackketch was born, on a sunny autumn morning in Hamburg some 20 years ago.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:42
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

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Originally Posted by The Humble Noob
I'd post it, but IRL peepz know me on here. I'm not ashamed of it, it's just something I don't need to advertise.


You just got your second green box :)
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:43
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

That was a REALLY good read! Very interesting! I guess the best way to discover what you're into is to constantly try new things until something just sticks out.

Maybe that's what I need to do... I'm still pretty confused about what I'm looking for sexually.

You've inspired me!
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:45
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I guess the best way to discover what you're into is to constantly try new things until something just sticks out.


You wanna rephrase that?

:P
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:47
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

You wanna rephrase that?

:P

Actually... I realized that after I had posted and walked into the kitchen to get something to eat.

:D

So yeah, the pun wasn't intended.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:50
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This thread is comforting to read, just so I know that I'm not the only straight dude who enjoys engaging in homosexaul activity. The 'gayests' thing I have done would probably be falling asleep spooning another dude or possibly the general grabassy games that teenagers tend to play.
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:22
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Some solo butt play.
It was allright i guess.
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:36
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Default Re: What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?

(Not that I don't appreciate EssJay or Ambience's posts, I just meant that this one is pretty good and really emphasizes my point).

I'm just not very adventurous, I'm not quite prepared to experiment with a guy yet, maybe in 5 or 10 more years, sure, but not yet.
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:48
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Some solo butt play.
It was allright i guess.


This to.
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Old 2007-07-30, 12:50
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[QUOTE=When we got back to his apartment he told me he'd really like me to dress up in a skirt and knickers and to let him spank me.
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well i think this is the quote of the day possibly the year.
as for me i dont know i have a lot of homosexual friends (all men) but i have always felt weird whenever these kinda thoughts came to me and i never felt the same way about them as i did about my girlfriends
 #23 
Old 2007-07-30, 12:52
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I naired my nads once.
 #24 
Old 2007-07-30, 12:57
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I did coke with a transvestite named Dave at a party. I probably complimented him too because I was fucked up and wanted more coke. I wouldn't have sucked him for an 8 ball or anything but that's the gayest shit I've ever done. I put pubes on a passed out guys face.

I guess "pantsing" people in elementarys pretty gay too.
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Old 2007-07-30, 13:04
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Shaved my friend's back when we were at the beach. Not really gay I guess.
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Old 2007-07-30, 15:04
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I kissed a guy once. I've never known for sure that I was 100% straight, and although I do love women, the occasional gay thought pops into my head. I always wanted to test some things out, discreetly.

I was at this 21st at a club, dancing with some randoms, when this gorgeous girl comes up to me and whispers "You see that guy over there? He's gay and he thinks you're really hot. Wanna come meet him?"

Why not?

So I went and met this random dude, we started talking, I explained to him that I wasn't gay, only intruiged, but I chickened out and legged it to the toilet.

While I was in there, I thought fuck it, may as well. So I marched out the door, and walked straight up to this guy, clapped my hands on each side of his face and started kissing him.

It was kind of messy, I don't think either of us had shaved for a while so all the stubble mashed together with our lips, I remember feeling all these spikes in my face.

It wasn't too flash.

It didn't last long, less than a minute, and I was pretty out of it, but even in my state I knew it wasn't for me. As much as I could put it down to shitty conditions, the actual reality of the situation was nothing like what I had imagined. But I guess it would help if I'd felt something for the guy, when all he really was was a means to an end. And that kind of defeats the point of it.

So I might try it again, if I ever feel the urge beyond curiosity.
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Old 2007-07-30, 15:19
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Gayest thing? Had a threesome with another dude and a chick. Proper threesome, a three way. Not just me and a dude slamming some chick. Sucked dick, had mine sucked... umm. He tried to anal me, I told him to get fucked.

Totally heterosexual. I felt really gay for fucking him, so I fucked his girlfriend behind his back for a while. That made me feel pretty straight again.
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Old 2007-07-30, 15:24
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He tried to anal me, I told him to get fucked.


Lol, quote of the day!
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Old 2007-07-30, 16:22
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I've hung out with cross dressing guys and actively kept them from being bloodied. That's about as far as that goes.
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Old 2007-07-30, 16:24
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I flirted with some girl who was doing the whole "i'm bi and cool and unique and craaaaaazy!!" shit. Mainly to distract her from my boyfriend. I felt dirty afterwards.
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Old 2007-07-30, 16:30
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I've hung out with cross dressing guys and actively kept them from being bloodied. That's about as far as that goes.


Clarify please, bloodied =punched or raped?
 #32 
Old 2007-07-30, 17:44
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Voted for a Democrat.
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Old 2007-07-30, 18:05
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Me and a friend use to play gay chicken. Mainly,I'd point at his penis with my fingers and start slowly going towards it. Who ever stops it first loses. One they were both winners, but we felt like no one won :(
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Old 2007-07-30, 19:16
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I've "snogged" (there you go ketch, dammit) a guy, felt him up and shit for a while, vertically thrashing and grinding and such but I just didn't get it up. Met him at a frat party, got his number, told him i was interested... later that weekend, we went to another frat, smoked and sat next to each other, he started rubbing my back and stuff... we went back to my room. Good thing my roomate was gone. It was a lot of fun, it didn't feel wrong, it just didn't turn me on. I made out with him again, and then with this ginger as part of a package deal with this 15 year old and 16 year old.
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Old 2007-07-30, 19:53
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I made out with him again, and then with this ginger as part of a package deal with this 15 year old and 16 year old.

You sick fuck.
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Old 2007-07-30, 20:13
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Well I'm going to post even though I'm a GIRL!

I've snogged with other girls and gotten as far as being naked, but no actual sex. In fact, I had a relationship with a girl when I was high school aged that lasted a year and 6 months. We didn't get very far sexually, though, because we were pretty young at the time. I discovered later on that I definitely liked boys, so that was the end of my homosexual forays.:P
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Old 2007-07-30, 20:31
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Never did anything gay with another guy. Only thing gay would be play with me anus a little didn't really like it at all. Having something in my rear didn't feel to good just a little weird but pressure on it feels good. As far as another guy ive thought about sex and such but each time I was like "Could you ever do that?" Same answer nope, only thing ive ever considered actually doing was a kiss but even then the whole manlyness is big turn off. If I was ever to go as far as kissing a guy it'd have to be VERY girly. I dont know im pretty open but the thought of another guy is just not a turn on in anyway. Guess im just to straight.
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Old 2007-07-30, 20:35
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told my girl i was gay to make her cry :p
 #39 
Old 2007-07-30, 20:59
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Hmmm...gayest thing I've ever done.

Oh!


Jerked off.



Hey, think about it. Beating off a dick is pretty gay. What's the difference if it's yours? :p
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Old 2007-07-30, 21:02
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i've french kissed other men before but only when i'm drunk and 90% of them were in spin the bottle.
 #41 
Old 2007-07-30, 21:26
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One they were both winners, but we felt like no one won :(

Jacketch was wrong. This is the real post of the day.
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Old 2007-07-30, 23:52
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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/gayness.jpg

Just your typical getting wasted then making out with your friends shit. I can't remember that incident at all though, I was so drunk. Another time I had a four way make out session with 2 girlfriends and my best friend (gay male). It was funny. That's it for my gayness, just a few drunken kisses.

I'm straight, but I've recently been thinking about what it would be like to be sexual with another woman. I've never gone beyond kissing another girl and I guess I'd like to experiment a bit eventually. I love the cock though, and I don't think I could ever go down on a girl...I dunno, it's not really a pressing matter in my life.
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Old 2007-07-31, 01:06
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I kicked a naked midget in the face.

The only reason its all that gay is because he was naked and I was close to him.

That's about it, my gay life hasn't been all that interesting.
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Old 2007-07-31, 02:35
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God damnit I knew Ottowa would turn you into a faggot!
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Old 2007-07-31, 02:50
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Kissed a guy at a party because it was spin the bottle and the chicks were making out, i just said fuck it and did it. Pretty hot.
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Old 2007-07-31, 02:51
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I kicked a naked midget in the face.

The only reason its all that gay is because he was naked and I was close to him.

That's about it, my gay life hasn't been all that interesting.


If this is true you are my fucking hero Might i ask why the fuck you kicked a naked midget?
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Old 2007-07-31, 07:14
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I read this thread.
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Old 2007-07-31, 16:04
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I am on the wrestling team at my high school.
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Old 2007-07-31, 17:13
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i've french kissed other men before but only when i'm drunk and 90% of them were in spin the bottle.


Me too, can't quite remember who with though...
 
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