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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-30, 00:37
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inside your daughter
Default Girls saying your the best they had..

Do girls usualy lie to men about how well they do it?
 #2 
Old 2007-07-30, 00:50
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Do guys usually lie to women to get them to put out the more/betterzors?
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Old 2007-07-30, 01:02
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inside your daughter
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Originally Posted by moonmeister
Do guys usually lie to women to get them to put out the more/betterzors?


What the fuck did you just say?
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Old 2007-07-30, 01:18
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Well if a girl told you that she'd definately be lying. Other people not so much.
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Old 2007-07-30, 02:14
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Usually...Yes.
 #6 
Old 2007-07-30, 02:36
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Surprise, it's a LIE!
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Old 2007-07-30, 03:33
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Surprise, it's a LIE!

lol, true.. but i have indeed found the female orgasm..
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Old 2007-07-30, 03:49
evilman evilman is offline
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lol, true.. but i have indeed found the female orgasm..

Was it hiding?

Was it hiding in the bushes? *bursts out laughing*

Did it run from you?



peekaboo!!!!!!!
 #9 
Old 2007-07-30, 04:02
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inside your daughter
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well because i was fucking my girl friend on the couch and i pulled otu and her pussy dripped onto my couch she said shes never done that before. i get her the wettest.
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Old 2007-07-30, 04:05
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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well because i was fucking my girl friend on the couch and i pulled otu and her pussy dripped onto my couch she said shes never done that before. i get her the wettest.


Well thats what happens when you sit on a klondyke...
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Old 2007-07-30, 04:05
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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What the fuck did you just say?

I'd think a girl would have to lie to you because you're not too bright or good looking & thus she'd sense your poor little ego. It's burning need for all the shoring up it could get.

She'd be afeared that the tiny, weepy li'l thing would keep you from going stiff if it wasn't lied to.
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Old 2007-07-30, 04:30
Lord G Lord G is offline
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She probably was saying the truth, but then agains you were probably the only person the girl in person has fucked by, aside from her insestfull pedophile father
 #13 
Old 2007-07-30, 04:38
Noriega. Noriega. is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Just go watch Liar Liar.
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Old 2007-07-30, 05:31
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Ummm, unless you people copulate with complete lying whores (big assumption seeing this is totse) it probably just feels like the best at the time....I mean it's not like they graph and quantify these things (though some German chicks [I]may[I] try.)
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Old 2007-07-30, 05:33
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Women are the most conniving, evil, manipulative creatures to ever curse the minds and hearts of men.

God dammit, I love them. :D
 #16 
Old 2007-07-30, 05:59
LordoftheRingsandDrugs LordoftheRingsandDrugs is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
well because i was fucking my girl friend on the couch and i pulled otu and her pussy dripped onto my couch she said shes never done that before. i get her the wettest.


Ahahahah. I hope you cock-slapped her for staining your couch.
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Old 2007-07-30, 07:00
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if shes lying or not.. why does it matter? at least shes saying your good, thats like asking are they lying when they tell you they love you, who knows?
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Old 2007-07-30, 07:08
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
well because i was fucking my girl friend on the couch and i pulled otu and her pussy dripped onto my couch she said shes never done that before. i get her the wettest.


That was vaginal discharge dude, you gave her climitia.
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:12
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Was it hiding?

Was it hiding in the bushes? *bursts out laughing*

Did it run from you?



peekaboo!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
:D
Dude, thats funny :D
 #20 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:39
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Thats why you gotta throw some sheets up on your furniture player, otherwise get that oxy-clean and febreeze out...be sitting watching TV...hey what smells like vage? Oh thats just from when i tore up my GF on that cushion your sitting on, see that stain...YEAH!
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Old 2007-07-30, 10:44
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

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Thats why you gotta throw some sheets up on your furniture player, otherwise get that oxy-clean and febreeze out...be sitting watching TV...hey what smells like vage? Oh thats just from when i tore up my GF on that cushion your sitting on, see that stain...YEAH!


A couch aint worth sitting on til its been 'christened'!
 #22 
Old 2007-07-30, 10:51
Flock Flock is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

I don't know why so many people seem to assume girls must be lying. But then again some girls fake orgasms etc too. I'm a VERY honest lover.. not to the point of "yes, your dick is the smallest I've had", but if asked, I will only ever stretch the truth, not lie. Guys asking "am I good in bed? Am I the best?" are probably asking for trouble, as a woman obviously isn't going to say "no!".. and after that point it's hard to tell if she's lying.
If, however, she comes out with it on her own, she must hopefully be telling the truth, unless she's angling to get her claws in deeper or has ulterior motives.
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:16
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If, however, she comes out with it on her own, she must hopefully be telling the truth

Then my suspicions are confirmed; I am awesome in bed.
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:19
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Then my suspicions are confirmed; I am awesome in bed.

When she starts recommending you to her friends, then and only then , do you know you're GOOD!
 #25 
Old 2007-07-30, 11:23
Joe's love of metal. Joe's love of metal. is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Since this squirting began I can barely sleep in my bed for the smell of vagina, my brother can barely sleep for all the screaming. My friends won't sit on my stained car seats, my younger cousins actually sniffed the wet patch on my blanket and I am constantly being hit in the legs. On occasion the spray ricochets so violently off one part of my body I get drips on my face. Sometimes it's not so fun when girls enjoy it. :(
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:32
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Originally Posted by Joe's love of metal.
Since this squirting began I can barely sleep in my bed for the smell of vagina, my brother can barely sleep for all the screaming. My friends won't sit on my stained car seats, my younger cousins actually sniffed the wet patch on my blanket and I am constantly being hit in the legs. On occasion the spray ricochets so violently off one part of my body I get drips on my face. Sometimes it's not so fun when girls enjoy it. :(


He wouldn't say it if it wasn't true...
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:58
Joe's love of metal. Joe's love of metal. is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

He wouldn't say it if it wasn't true...

I don't ask for your faith, just contributing in some way. Sorry if I said too much.
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Old 2007-07-30, 13:12
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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I don't ask for your faith, just contributing in some way. Sorry if I said too much.

Its okay, Im just a generally distrustful person.
Just messin with ya.
Ill try to contribute too...
My girlfriend claims Im the first to finger her and the first to make her cum.
I guess this could be true but...
 #29 
Old 2007-07-30, 13:42
KoldBane KoldBane is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

Actions speak louder than words in my opinion.
So she said a nice comment. Do you always thinks she looks good in that dress? Do you always tell her the truth? Probably not.

But hey! She could be telling the truth, she could be lying. It really doesn't matter. All that matters is how she reacts to your body, your touch. If you are good, no words will be able to describe it. Her lying there quivering and moaning is really the only way.

Really, in the end, you just have to be confident about yourself. You don't need anyone telling you that you are good, you will just know that you are.
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Old 2007-07-30, 14:23
Astr0cide Astr0cide is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

I'm sure most girls have. I've lied about that, but there was one guy that truly was the best, and I told him.

I just want to give him confidence, and feel good about himself. I know he's lying to make me feel better about myself, too.
 #31 
Old 2007-07-30, 20:39
{MaliciousMichael} {MaliciousMichael} is offline
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yaNOMad
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Old 2007-07-31, 00:03
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: Girls saying your the best they had..

If you asked her, then it's hard to say whether or not she's telling the truth. If she said it on her own accord then she's probably being honest.

It seems as though every lover I've had is better than the last, so technically they were all the best at the time. I think it's more to do with me becoming more experienced and more comfortable in bed though.
 
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