Theological Paradoxes

Since the thread was closed, i figure this is actually a really good idea so maybe this one will stay. Post your theological paradoxes, whether they involve the existance of god or not.

[jackketch]

This entire forum is here for the express purpose of posting theological paradoxum. It requires no separate thread , rather each paradox of any worth requires its own thread.

Also threads posted in a fit of pique tend to get closed as spam.