To desire a girl is immoral. If you like a girl to the point where you kiss her then you are a bad person. Not to say that girls in general are immoral, it’s just that to like a girl is immoral. One shouldn’t desire a girl, This is human nature, and to over come it one most destroy these feelings. This is a short guide to overcoming it.

1. You shouldn’t look at a girl with thoughts of doing anything with them
2. You shouldn’t be left alone with a girl for longer then a minute.
3. You shouldn’t keep anything around you that is exclusively for girls.
4. You shouldn’t go somewhere with the hope of meeting a girl.
5. You shouldn’t flirt with a girl.
6. You shouldn’t let a girl know you like her
7. You shouldn’t make yourself desirable for a girl.
8. You shouldn’t touch yourself

This goes for gays to you shouldn’t desire other men.

ou may add to the list if you want.

shaker

what the hell?

TROLL... or your an idiot, but im leaning towards troll

lol...

This goes for gays to you shouldn’t desire other men.

I thought you were talking about human nature?

Well then according to you, immorality is the key to the succession of the human race

Troll Troll Troll Troll,
Troll Troll Troll Troll,

TROLL TROLL-TROLL TROLL-TROLL.

Edit: Shit, I'm turning into a PROPER nerd.

Only thing i can mentally relate to this, is back in old times only shit guys were out picking up girls, usually the females just came to the males in the first place. that makes sense, but times have changed allowing for guys to be underscored....

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

This is just so RIGHT. Thank you for revolutionizing my life OP. I'm going to go scoop out my balls with a rusty spoon and get surgery so that I can become a Vulcan. Which is obviously what the OP is.

Unlike you, I act purely based on logic.


Thus is the superiority of the Vulcan.

Yes, yes I think he is gonna have to.

why the fuck wouldn't i desire a woman? i want to desire women, and I'm thankful that I do

hey op,




















FUCK YOU!

So thats the view from under the bridge?

clever jack, clever...




coz hes a troll! GEDDIT?


well i liked it...

Is this a New Testament reference about desiring a woman?

Poor fella.

It looks like bible camp finally erased his soul.

I'm just saying that persuing women is an inappropriate behavior. There is no such thing as a pure relationship. All relationship has a lustious goal, and lust is a sin. I actually started this thread to see if anyone could convince me other wise, is their actually a good reason besides sexual for a man to love a women, by the way a troll says bullshit that has happened to them, I on the other hand are trying to put out their a new point of view. One that I actually believe, and has served me well for the past couple of years.

So your saying that a love for a mother is lustful? Love towards a family member is lustful? That we are looking for sexual relations for people that we have relations with? Get your facts straight Bredrin, there are many kinds of relationships, and all of them can't be lustful, that would be just plain wrong.

I don't believe in god so how am i sinning? i think i'll just keep lusting after woman... what else would i do sit in front of the computer all day?

Good idea man.

9) Cut your balls off.

Family relationships are unavoidable, but with family people tend to avoid lustious feelings at any cost, but still there are cases where it still happens. The people who don't do as I said at the beginning are more tempted by family members, and once you take that step towards that lustful relationship you rarely come back.

Alright, that is just sick. Your saying that at some point in our life, were going to have these dirty images in our head about how we should fuck other family members...Thats just sick. I don't know what your experiencing, but it aint humane.

Alright, that is just sick. Your saying that at some point in our life, were going to have these dirty images in our head about how we should fuck other family members...Thats just sick. I don't know what your experiencing, but it aint humane.

No, no I'm not saying at some point in your life your going to have lustful thoughts about you sister, mother, niece, or aunt, I'm just saying when you don't take the steps I spoke of then you will have lustful thought, People accidentally don't have lustful feeling towards family. For me it only started out as a little playful touching, it was only by accident when I was too tired to play anymore did it stop. I won't say which family member it was, I only let you know I had a mother, a sister, and two aunts at the time.

WTF are we talking about here? should be all shave our heads dress the same and move to a compound out in the woods and not have dirty thoughts about the opposite sex? Should we cover our woman with a sheet that has a hole in it to have sex to reproduce? I think i'll just keep thinking and talking dirty to woman and spread my seed. thanks anyways...

No, I believe women should have the right to dress as they want, and we shouldn't have sex with women period, not even to keep the species alive. Think of it this way, with all the time you spend persuing women you could do something constructive, I personally took up gardening, and landscaping, I may only have an acre of land but it's the best looking acre on the street, and here's another way to look at it if I actually convince of of the idiots on here to go celibate like I, then maybe we won't see another how to get a girl thread.

It sounds like girls don't like you and you can't get laid so you're trying to convince yourself that relations with a woman are wrong to console yourself. Well guess what kid; you're no better than anyone else, and you're delusional at that. To say that to have sexual urges and relationships is wrong is ridiculous, because in depriving yourself of those things you are depriving yourself not only of pleasure, both in the physical and emotional sense, but you are going against biological needs that have been ingrained in all living creatures since the dawn of creation. You're a crazy.

then maybe we won't see another how to get a girl thread.

Whatever you need to do, make it happen.

Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong, My last psych evale said I was fine anyways. I personally don't know if I could get a women, but that doesn't make it a reason I would be against it, Besides the world would be better off without us. but I will give you this I maybe delusional cause it is rather hard for me to believe the family member I spoke of earlier actually did it, taht maybe my delusion, it would explain why I am against relationships

In that case, lets recite the famous teenage graffiti verse:

Sex is Evil,
Evil is a sin,
Sins are forgiven
So get stuck in

isnt this that Emc5 or whatever his name was guy with all his dumbass beliefs that make no sense?

No, but I have been here in the past.

OK, I went crazy for a little bit there, but really folks if you are going to be in a relationship make sure it is more then just sexual, other words you are just going to waste your time, and when you get older you will wish you looked for more then a nice piece of ass. I didn't really mean any of that stuff about family relations, it's just that someone had to be sarcastic about what I meant about relationships, so I had to go to the extreme with a comeback. Lust is a sin, but it is a forgivable sin. I know it's hard to enter a relationship for any other reason then sexual, but next time you see someone you like for more then their looks, go ahead and see what will happen, it might be the worst relationship ever, but then again it would atleast be interesting. By The Way I only been celebate for 5 days, I got this fucking idea, and I had to run with it, see if maybe I could change the world.

Good idea man.

9) You shouldn't troll.

fixed.