Ok this thread is about any slightly sexy but mainly funny stories that you have collected over the years. Also no stories that start out with "so i'm balls deep in this chick, right..."

As starting this thread I shall make the first story. I was at this party, being put on by some of the highist of the high popularity people. That said I had no idea how I got there. I was talking to one of my friends when this girl comes up behind me, turns me around, and gives me this really deep french kiss almost instantly. Don't even know this girl and she's kissing me. She opens her eyes and see me and she's horafied. I guess I was the wrong guy or something. I was totally amazed so I say "Hi... I'm Wilecal... And you are?..." no reply "speechless, ok" then she just bolts out of the room. Didn't see her again that night, actually once more but she almost instantly hid behind her friends.

Alright, your turn.

So I'm balls deep in this chick, right..

or maybe it was a dare?

i'll post one when/if i think of one.

...and I'm thinking, man I wonder if this ziplock-bag condom is gonna gold up.