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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-27, 11:50
Uri Uri is offline
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Default Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Apparently I just can barely fit in there, but I found the hole and plumbed its depths. The question, or rather the plea, now is we've only done it twice and all but I want to nip this problem in the bud, she wont cum. Oral fingering, whatever, she wont do it and she's too self conscious to masturbate and let me observe, what would (the wiser among) you do?
Reminder: bith former virgins.
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Old 2007-07-27, 11:52
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

God. First of all, by fingering, you mean "I plunged my finger in and out of her hole senselessley for a few minutes", right?

For the love of god, locate the clitoris!
Locate the clitoris!!



Congrats on getting to this stage though, you're doing something right, atleast.
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Old 2007-07-27, 12:26
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Whats the clitoris chef? Where do i find it? ^^^ I agree there focus on that and you should see a change in her reactions

Plus u gotta have her in the mood, rack up some action/pleasure, u cant just ram ur fingers in her and expect her to like it, especially if u think just doing so gets her off...

What if some girl just starting tugging away at ur dick, real hard, and u kno she didnt kno what she was doing....would you get off to it?
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Old 2007-07-27, 15:04
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Also, cut your fingernails!!
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Old 2007-07-27, 15:09
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

What if some girl just starting tugging away at ur dick, real hard, and u kno she didnt kno what she was doing....would you get off to it?

Awesome comparison right thurr, I loled.

Learn exactly what to do and how to do it first, trust me, it's not her, it's you. :D
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Old 2007-07-27, 22:20
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

now is we've only done it twice and all but I want to nip this problem in the bud, she wont cum.

...what a fortunate choice of words for your little difficulty.
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Old 2007-07-27, 23:04
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Jesus. This shouldn't be this hard. OP, your a dumbass. You don't need our help you need to wait for puberty.
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Old 2007-07-27, 23:12
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

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Originally Posted by grungekid
Jesus. This shouldn't be this hard. OP, your a dumbass. You don't need our help you need to wait for puberty.


Yeah, that little guidebook they gave me when I hit puberty was a godsend.
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Old 2007-07-28, 01:48
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

No, I don't mean plunging my finger in and out of her hole senselessly, I know that's a dumbass move but that's about as much as I do know. Also, she cut my nails. She thought it was cute. She seems to think that my bumbling oafishness is cute but I can only go on cute for so long. Also, and some might find this the most important fact of all, I'm twenty -believe it or not. I was homeschooled for the formative years of girl-guy relationships. 8-10 grade. by the time eleventh grade hit I was one socially awkward guy. I'm just getting into the swing of things now at twenty( so is she, go christianity). Have pity on me totse and thanks for all the good years.
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Old 2007-07-28, 03:36
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Glad we could help?

The title of this thread makes me angry, too nerdy, stupid and awkard. Change it?
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Old 2007-07-28, 05:07
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Whats the clitoris chef? Where do i find it? ^^^

damn you!!! that was the first thing I thought when I read the 1st response. well i'm gunna one up you..

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Old 2007-07-28, 05:29
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Also, cut your fingernails!!

i know someone who doesnt and he cut some poor girl :(
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Old 2007-07-28, 05:33
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

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Originally Posted by Uri
No, I don't mean plunging my finger in and out of her hole senselessly, I know that's a dumbass move but that's about as much as I do know. Also, she cut my nails. She thought it was cute. She seems to think that my bumbling oafishness is cute but I can only go on cute for so long. Also, and some might find this the most important fact of all, I'm twenty -believe it or not. I was homeschooled for the formative years of girl-guy relationships. 8-10 grade. by the time eleventh grade hit I was one socially awkward guy. I'm just getting into the swing of things now at twenty( so is she, go christianity). Have pity on me totse and thanks for all the good years.


Your 20? I went through this stuff when I was 14!
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Old 2007-07-28, 06:08
Uri Uri is offline
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

I would change it but a mod must, and I wanted to reference my previous post in S&A without repeating it verbatim. That being said any moderator who is willing to change the thread title to anything within those parameters go right ahead.
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Old 2007-07-28, 11:06
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

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I would change it but a mod must, and I wanted to reference my previous post in S&A without repeating it verbatim. That being said any moderator who is willing to change the thread title to anything within those parameters go right ahead.


To what though?



Anyhew, if you're homeschooled,20, and devastatingly shy, you seem to be doing pretty well considering all things. To have got a girl who likes you enough to sex you is something to be proud of.

Try licking her out. It may take a while, and she may feel uncomfortable, like she's being greedy or something. So even if you dont wanna, pretend that you want to.

Some girls just dont come easy. And some dont come from penetration either. its' weird.
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Old 2007-07-30, 20:01
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Default Re: Hole Watch '07 UPDATE I found the hold thanks totse but now I have some questions

Thanks Yoyo, I've given it a couple of tries, I do like it, i'm just afraid I'm no good at it.
I would also like to go on record saying that Yoyobek is the, if not a, motherfucking man.
 
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