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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-07-27, 09:23 |
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 I can't see this working out...
Ok so I've known this girl at school for a while and I've always sort of had this thing for her. So school gets out and she gives me her # and tonight we had phone sex. Everything was great and amazing and I fucking cummed harded that ever b4. The problem is she says I sound so fucking hot over the phone she wants to fuck me in real life.
Heres my problem totse:
1. I've only had sex 1 time b4 and I was so drunk I don't remember what happened.
2. This girl is one of the hottest chicks in the school.
3. I really can't fuck this up and I'm really insecure about my penis size (6.in - 6.5in) (unknown girth).
4. I can't kiss for shit, girls say I'm to rough?
Is there anything I can do to improve my chances with this chick? we're going to the movies and then back to my place where the shits going down.
I'm freaking worried that I won't be big enough for her or have any clue what to do... should I just sort of let her guide me through?? idk I really need ur guy's help!!
Thanks!!
Maddict.
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#2
2007-07-27, 09:31 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
get her drunk?
stay sober yourself so that it all works out well
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#3
2007-07-27, 10:22 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
6.5? Be happy.
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#4
2007-07-27, 10:37 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
agreed, nothin wrong with 6.5
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#5
2007-07-27, 10:37 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Hope you find this useful...*Smirk*
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-kiss-someone-passionately
- Kaizer.
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#6
2007-07-27, 11:01 |
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Yea dawg 6.5 is nothing to worry about, just dont get nervous and act like its natural and just do work, dont act unexperienced. Unless u know something we dont why are u getting so worried about fucking with her? Get relaxed and see if u can get some smooch action in at the movie to warm u up for later. Maybe practice some kissing before hand....If you had the confidence necessary there shouldnt be any fears/worries on the situation.
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#7
2007-07-27, 11:26 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
1. I've only had sex 1 time b4 and I was so drunk I don't remember what happened.
Good. The time you actually do remember can be with a hot bitch you are positive you want to fuck.
2. This girl is one of the hottest chicks in the school.
...this is a problem? I don't get the punchline.
3. I really can't fuck this up and I'm really insecure about my penis size (6.in - 6.5in) (unknown girth).
This is about you, not her. Besides, if you wanted her to get off, go down on her.
4. I can't kiss for shit, girls say I'm to rough?
Skip the foreplay.
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#8
2007-07-27, 14:09 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
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Originally Posted by Maddict
Ok so I've known this girl at school for a while and I've always sort of had this thing for her. So school gets out and she gives me her # and tonight we had phone sex. Everything was great and amazing and I fucking cummed harded that ever b4. The problem is she says I sound so fucking hot over the phone she wants to fuck me in real life.
Heres my problem totse:
1. I've only had sex 1 time b4 and I was so drunk I don't remember what happened.
2. This girl is one of the hottest chicks in the school.
3. I really can't fuck this up and I'm really insecure about my penis size (6.in - 6.5in) (unknown girth).
4. I can't kiss for shit, girls say I'm to rough?
Is there anything I can do to improve my chances with this chick? we're going to the movies and then back to my place where the shits going down.
I'm freaking worried that I won't be big enough for her or have any clue what to do... should I just sort of let her guide me through?? idk I really need ur guy's help!!
Thanks!!
Maddict.
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Get drunk again, then fuck her :]
She won't care about your dick size unless she can clearly see that it's creepishly small and deformend, in that case you shouldn't be having sex anyways.
Practice your kissng, read up a bit on it.. and keep in mind when you're kissing DON'T rampage her mouth. Don't over-do your tongue action. That's never attractive. |
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#9
2007-07-27, 15:23 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Here's the answer to all your problems...
Stop being so insecure.
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#10
2007-07-27, 16:04 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Here's the answer to all your problems...
Stop being so insecure.
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Yeah I guess that is the root of my problems. Thanks for all the help though.
...this is a problem? I don't get the punchline.
It's a problem because if I fuck up I'll never be able to live with myself. |
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#11
2007-07-27, 16:06 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Heres my problem totse:
1. I've only had sex 1 time b4 and I was so drunk I don't remember what happened.
Ok...this will be your new first time then!
2. This girl is one of the hottest chicks in the school.
Thats a plus man
3. I really can't fuck this up and I'm really insecure about my penis size (6.in - 6.5in) (unknown girth).
Eat her out or finger her before hand. Listen man, don't listen to the other asshat up there. If you make it all about yourself she won't be back for me sex. If you want to have sex with her several times pleasure her to!
4. I can't kiss for shit, girls say I'm to rough?
Many guys can't kiss..and just be gentler -_- Its not that hard to be gentle
Edit: also..average white male penis size is like 6inches or someshit..your average..dont worry
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#12
2007-07-27, 16:07 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Ok...this will be your new first time then!
Thats a plus man
Eat her out or finger her before hand. Listen man, don't listen to the other asshat up there. If you make it all about yourself she won't be back for me sex. If you want to have sex with her several times pleasure her to!
Many guys can't kiss..and just be gentler -_- Its not that hard to be gentle
The one thing she told me is he hates being eating out/ fingered... which makes no sense because most girls do.. But she says she loves giving head?! O_O
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#13
2007-07-27, 16:10 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
The one thing she told me is he hates being eating out/ fingered... which makes no sense because most girls do.. But she says she loves giving head?! O_O
Then make her like it! Its not that hard. My first time the girl said the same thing...when I was done she loved it.
Plan B: Tell her straight up your basically a virgin...some girls wont mind and she will take control of the sex
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#14
2007-07-28, 19:27 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
The one thing she told me is he hates being eating out/ fingered... which makes no sense because most girls do.. But she says she loves giving head?! O_O
Then use that to your advantage.
Chances are if you don't know how to kiss a girl, you don't know how to finger one or eat one out.
So ..
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#15
2007-07-28, 19:56 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
The one thing she told me is he hates being eating out/ fingered... which makes no sense because most girls do.. But she says she loves giving head?! O_O
Yeah, theres a small amount of girls who have this syndrome, i'm not a fan of them because i prefer giving pleasure than receiving it.
Use this to your advantage, instead of kissing, suggest a blow job for foreplay, then, when you're hard, suck her nipples, kiss her neck and stomach, then get to the gritty, you should be fine, just act natural, make sure you guys are talking and she tells you what she does/doesn't like. Try to get her to relax and make some noise as well, theres nothing better than knowing that she is enjoying it as much as you.
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#16
2007-07-28, 20:06 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
The one thing she told me is he hates being eating out/ fingered... which makes no sense because most girls do.. But she says she loves giving head?! O_O
She must be self-concious about her pussy. Maybe she's on her period and only wants to fuck you because she's a ninfo and refuses to embarrass herself in front of anyone else.
lawlz. I'm sure that's not the case. ;)
As far as your "skills" go, you'd be surprised at how many guys are failures at kissing. Just try slowing down and following her lead, not getting too ahead, or mesy for that matter.
6.5? That's not bad at all. I believe it's about average. I'm sure this girl has seen and experienced worse.
Be confident, son! This is your quest in life, your meaning on this planet. Make sweet love to this girl and let nothing stop you. You're destiny awaits.
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#17
2007-07-28, 20:38 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Don't worry about your size, the "average" is about 5.5 to 6...at least according to the place I read.
As for technique and shit...don't fucking ask me. I have no fucking clue since I myself am a virgin. Maybe just fake confidence and go slow? That's gotten me a job, and the few girls I have gotten. So uh, yeah. Practice your acting skills and watch some porn.
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#18
2007-07-28, 21:33 |
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Re: I can't see this working out...
Well, even though it's not your first time it pretty much should be, and no matter how you think and all that bullshit it's going to be akward as a motherfucker. They can tell, you won't have a clue what to do, how fast to do it, and how hard/soft etc.. etc.. So maybe just tell her and see how it goes, some girls get off on taking V-cards for some reason.
Either that or you can get her drunk and stay sober yourself. Actually get a buzz going you'll think your smooth, but shit so will she so it don't mattta!
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