So i was in my dream, and i was fuckin this really hot bitch. Then when i orgasmed, and i woke up, I looked at my penis and lol and behold, i had busted a nut all over myself!

dream sex ftw!

That was your first wet dream ever? how old are you? I had like, 30 wet dreams between the months of march and april of 2000 when I hit puberty. *shrug* Or maybe I was just a really really really really really really really really really really horny kid. eh, well.

yep, and i'm 16. i've had plenty of fucking amazing dream-orgasm's before, but this is the first time i actually had a physical one.

I can honestly say I've never had a wet-dream

I haven't either. I always fapped before bed for as long as I can remember. So...

You fap everyday? it's so much better if you wait atleast 2 days between fapping. I don't like fapping anymore, because i have something wrong with my seminal vesicle or perineum or something, and it hurts to orgasm. But it hurts less if i wait for like a week or so...

i hated to kill a mockingbird.

i hated to kill a mockingbird.

fuck you arian
teach you and some of your inbred hick family a thing or two about life.

That's because you're 12.

Same. 21 and never had one.

Same. 21 and never had one.

20 here. Never been blessed.

i had one some chick was givin me head and i came in her mouth and i woke up, sucks cleanin up though


it felt so real

sex dreams ftw

Man, you're celebrating it? It's been bugging the hell out of me. Although I guess all that sexuality has to come out somewhere, and I haven't been doing jack shit but LALALA LOOK AT ME IF I WRITE I DON'T HAVE TO FUCK(ing do a thing!)

Girls don't have wet dreams.

I actually accidentally fapped before I ever had a wet dream. Wasn't really fapping, just rubbing and suddenly I was busting a nut for the first time. I had one wet dream about a week or so later and that was it.

Never had a wet dream that I can recall. Usually if you ejaculate before the age of 13 and then regularly masturbate then chances are you won't get any wet dreams.

A friend of mine had a wet dream once. He wouldn't shut up about it for days.

I think it was his way of saying "Hey look at me, I've been through puberty." Thing is, we were 16 at the time.

A wet dream isn't exactly a great topic to have a conversation on, ya know?

Wet dreams are shoddy.

Sex dreams with a climax that wakes you up but don't make you physically cum are the real deal, but I've only ever had a couple of those.

Usually if you ejaculate before the age of 13 and then regularly masturbate then chances are you won't get any wet dreams.

Sez who?

20 here. Never been blessed.

same. 18, never had one =\

same. 18, never had one =\

19 here. Never.

Way to hit puberty! High-5!

I had them for a while when I was 13. When I started to masturbate when I was about 14 it stopped. The people who never had them spanked too much to have them.

You fap everyday? it's so much better if you wait atleast 2 days between fapping. I don't like fapping anymore, because i have something wrong with my seminal vesicle or perineum or something, and it hurts to orgasm. But it hurts less if i wait for like a week or so...

Everyday? 6-7 times a day.

I've had dreams where it would feel like I was having an incredible orgasm, but with no actual cum.

Iv never actually cummed because of a dream.

Its weird, I've had wet dreams with no cum in my sheets when I wake up and cum in my sheets without any dreams.

I've also had really weird wet dreams, like I was in this swamp full of women whering only white cotten panties and a-shirts. Another dream I was a archeologist and I found a brown coyote and it changed into a girl with brown fur cloak like thing.

My old girlfriend had some pretty intresting ones as well. I like that part of the relationship.

FUCK YEAH.....dream sex is da shit!!!:D:D

......and yes, I STILL get them btw (18 now, been getting them since 14):p....only thing that's changed is the content of the dreams;)



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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

Wait, you fuck dolphins?

Whoa...

17 years old, never had one.

I'm surprised some of you guys never had one. When I was about 14-15 years old, I would often masturbate in the evening, and have a wet dream the same night.

What really sucks is when you have a wet dream, without actually having the "dream" part.

Wait, you fuck dolphins?

Whoa...

Man, don't get him started.

I can't imagine anyone who hasn't had a wet dream at least once in his life.....it's like one of those things that happens eventually and there's no preventing it




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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

What I find funny is, I've had sex with all the hottest bitches in my college in my dreams. In one of them, I stopped time. =D

i hated to kill a mockingbird.

lol

(I liked it)

Girls don't have wet dreams.

LIES!

Know what's really awful?
When you're evacuating from a hurricane, and you have to stay in a church for a week, and you can't fap 'cause there are always people around, everywhere, and the whole awkwardness of getting off in a church, and then having monstrous boners half the time 'cause apparently all the fine girls evacuated from the hurricane and had the same idea my family did...And ending up sleeping near/next to one of them, and having a wet dream THEN.

And not being sure if you were saying out loud what you were saying in the dream.

Because the girl and your dad are looking at you as you wake up.

THAT is lame.

-Ethan
www.sudrpg.com

Girls definately do get them. I often do, just don't remember the dream. I'll be thinking about certain things, drift off to sleep, then wake up dripping wet. Not fun when you think about it.

Some had 30 in a month?

lucky

I've had one and it was a long time after puberty.

Funny historical anecdote, in medieval Europe they thought that those that had wet dreams were actually having sex with a succubus in the night, a demonic sexual entity. It was considered very important to the clergy and ascectics, as they were celibate, and naturally would have them quite often, and being the only literates, would thus write about it to try to explain it.

i love them. well, whatever the female version of a wet dream is anyways.

as a funny anecdote to add, one night my boyfriend and i were about to have sex (both naked, condom on) when my mom came home. we decided to pretend to be asleep so she would leave us alone and we could finish, but we ended up really falling asleep and he had a wet dream into the condom that night. easy cleanup ftw.

LMFAO!!....that was good!:D




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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

rofl same. just wank and your good.
more expected so as not a bitch to clean up

I think I fap waaaay too much to have one.

Last wet dream I had was fuckin' cool, I woke up just as the orgasm started, it was the most intense orgasm I've ever had. I reckon I must have done a decent volcano impression for about 5 seconds. First orgasm I've had that made me wanna go straight to sleep.

wow your retarded