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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-26, 08:45
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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So I did some weird shit while beating it, and I left a nice oddly shaped pool of jizz on my belly. My lights we off and i was about to turn of my laptop and go to sleep, when I saw the reflection of the porn, in my jizz, still playing, but the reflection made it like A Scanner Darkly style. It was rather odd and trippy in my mind.

Any other trippy sex related tales?
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Old 2007-07-26, 09:04
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Exeter Devon UK
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WTF....

Pics or GTFO
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Old 2007-07-27, 01:55
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Sydney, Nova Scotia
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LOL MIRROR JIZZ, you eat any silver lately?
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Old 2007-07-27, 03:04
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...and you weren't even going to wash the jizz of your stomach before going to sleep?
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Old 2007-07-27, 03:15
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
...and you weren't even going to wash the jizz of your stomach before going to sleep?


my first thought as well. :/
that shit turns into glue.
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Old 2007-07-27, 07:45
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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Sometimes I just pas out because its usually what I do before I go to bed. But yeah I usually grab a sock.
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Old 2007-07-27, 08:57
Flock Flock is offline
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Guys recounts of masturbation almost always seem to be unsexy.. :(
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Old 2007-07-27, 08:59
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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next time you decide to share...

please dont.
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Old 2007-07-27, 10:39
McScrewtape McScrewtape is offline
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Originally Posted by ScaryDangerous
next time you decide to share...

please dont.


I second that.
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Old 2007-07-27, 10:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Auburn Azazel
Sometimes I just pas out because its usually what I do before I go to bed. But yeah I usually grab a sock.


A sock? you make me sick.

I always steal toilet paper from the bathroom.
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Old 2007-07-27, 11:38
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Las Vegas NV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flock
Guys recounts of masturbation almost always seem to be unsexy.. :(


Would you be happy to know that when I describe jerking off I go into a Jack Kerouac-style rambling impromptu free verse poetry session?
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Old 2007-07-27, 11:39
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A sock? you make me sick.

I always steal toilet paper from the bathroom.

You walk through the house naked with cum on your tummy?

I feel bad for your parents.
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Old 2007-07-27, 11:43
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You walk through the house naked with cum on your tummy?

I feel bad for your parents.

I haven't lived with my mum for 2 years.

And no, I generally steal the toilet paper before hand...wait, was that the point of the joke? if so I'm sorry. it's the weekend...brain shutting down..
 
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