1. You think Vanna White should be on wheel of fortune naked.

20 years ago. Jesus christ dude.

2. The fact that you posted in this thread.

3. You will fap to/fuck a transvestite at least once in your life.

4. when I eat sidekicks.TM. I get really bad gas, that smells like death

5. I fucked a ..um..big-boned chick once.

Me too :(

me too :(

Haha. I hate alcohol sometimes.

I want to find one of those t-shirts that says "No Fat Chicks"....

I can't stand fat people, they bother me. Awhile ago, a friend of mine got to be about 60lbs overweight, and I wasn't in the best of shape, so we both started eating right and dieting and exercisng...and before we knew it, we were both in shape, that easy.

My point is, getting in shape isn't hard, anybody who isn't in shape is lazy/has no will power, therefore inferior.

Fuck fat people. I get shit because I'm a smoker, but it's the fucking fat people who are driving up the costs of health care. I get shit if I smoke at a bar, but what about the fat fuck at the next table over stuffing himself?


I got off track but associating myself with a fat chick is more embarrassing than the time I had to ask my parents for their insurance information so I could get checked for STDs.

6.I like the smell of my own farts.

6. I fucked a high-school ho for free.

...would you have felt better if you had paid for it?

7. I frequently subconciously think myself to be better than everyone else, even if I know it isn't true. My thinking about other people and how I interact with them is based on an assumption that I am better than them. :(

So I guess I'm trying to say that I think you're all tools.

you should change your name to fuckhead not crackhead for wasting time that's valuable to thousands of totseans by making a shite thred that should be in SG.

I wish I could fuck a hentai chick one day... Dont' we all...?

8. I went crazy on acid once... no I didn't, shut up... no leave me alone.. You shut up

...would you have felt better if you had paid for it?

7. I frequently subconciously think myself to be better than everyone else, even if I know it isn't true. My thinking about other people and how I interact with them is based on an assumption that I am better than them. :(

So I guess I'm trying to say that I think you're all tools.

Not really, but the fact is, the highschool ho fucked like million guys.

9. I have been crazy for a girl for 4 years but haven't made a move.

10. i have homicidal thoughts frequently. i hope to commit a murder someday. id love to have that under my belt.

give me your first name so I can watch CNN and say, "Hey, that kid's from totse!"

give me your first name so I can watch CNN and say, "Hey, that kid's from totse!"

I have homicidal/suicidal thoughts frequently. So... murder/suicide risk.
I sometimes wank to tranny porn.
I like sticking a finger in my bum when I jack off.
I'm a virgin.
I like Star Trek and Star Wars.
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

BTW, I'm not gay or affeminate. I'm actually quite masculine and I'm not at all attracted to men. However, I want a chick to fuck me with a strap on, and I want to bone her in the ass too. I might fuck a tranny if he/she is VERY convincing. I would not let a tranny fuck me though. That's teh ghey.

?.) fat chicks smell like piss

Awhile ago, a friend of mine got to be about 60lbs overweight, and I wasn't in the best of shape, so we both started eating right and dieting and exercisng...and before we knew it, we were both in shape, that easy.

My point is, getting in shape isn't hard, anybody who isn't in shape is lazy/has no will power, therefore inferior.

Everyone of course has an identical body and metabolism. GENIUS.

I am strongly attracted to and obsessed with a close friend of mine.
Admitting this would be crossing the line, and everything would go bad bad bad.

20. I like to sit on my hand for about an hour before wanking so it feels like a strangers.

21. I also do 'the stranger' with ice to numb it.

I have homicidal/suicidal thoughts frequently. So... murder/suicide risk.
I sometimes wank to tranny porn.
I like sticking a finger in my bum when I jack off.
I'm a virgin.
I like Star Trek and Star Wars.
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

BTW, I'm not gay or affeminate. I'm actually quite masculine and I'm not at all attracted to men. However, I want a chick to fuck me with a strap on, and I want to bone her in the ass too. I might fuck a tranny if he/she is VERY convincing. I would not let a tranny fuck me though. That's teh ghey.

You like to complicate things, don't you?

22. You've had sex with an animal at one point in your life.

23. Your head was in your mom's vagina at one point.

The longer you wait the less of a chance you have.

Everyone of course has an identical body and metabolism. GENIUS.

I don't give a fuck what your metabolism is. Just eat less. Its not rocket science. Their obiviously eating more than is neccessary. Cut back, eat right, and excercise. If you stick with it it doesn't matter how bad you fucking metabolism is. People use metabolism as an excuse for being fucking lazy.

The longer you wait the less of a chance you have.

I found this out today. :(

I found this out today. :(

It's okay. Everyone's been there before.

I really want to have sex with a guy smoking a cig. the whole badass thing turns me on, others might get freaked out by it.

I don't give a fuck what your metabolism is. Just eat less. Its not rocket science. Their obiviously eating more than is neccessary. Cut back, eat right, and excercise. If you stick with it it doesn't matter how bad you fucking metabolism is. People use metabolism as an excuse for being fucking lazy.

You implied that everyone can lose vast amounts of weight within 2 months.

And yes it still does matter how bad your metabolism is. Good god, do you know nothing? I am sure lazy people use metabolism as an excuse, this doesn't change the fact you're incredibly ignorant.

PS: For the record, I eat well, exercise regularly, am not fat (though I guess I was).