So I've got these two friends, one male, one female. The guy really wants me to fuck this girl. I'm definitely not opposed to it, but my sex drive is pretty much nonexistent. I know she wants it, though. I feel like most of you guys would be envious of this situation and I don't blame you. Pretty much guaranteed sex with fairly attractive female, if only I wasn't so non-horny. How lame is that.
Oh, this may or may not take place in approximately four hours. We're all drinking tonight, so I'll post results later.
Oh yeah, another thing, I've never had sex before.
Wish me luck, I guess?

Dont get too drunk, or you might fall asleep in the middle, or you might get whisky dick. That really sucks.

why does he want you to fuck her?

Why doesn't he?

Wish me luck, I guess?

Good luck!

Closeted homoerotic impulses are really weird.

Closeted homoerotic impulses are really weird.

Haha, my friend's not gay. They've known each other for a really long time and they haven't had sex, so their relationship has kind of evolved into more of a friendship and it would be weird for them I guess. So since he's not going to fuck her, he wants me to. It's a situational thing, and it works in this situation, trust me.
But anyway, she ended up not being able to show up due to external reasons, but we'll get that cleared up in a few days.

He likes to watch.

I wouldnt do it if you guys are gonna be drunk. She could be all gay and try to say that you got her drunk and forced her to have sex, and then shes got rape charges against you. And you dont want that shit, man.

Go for it man, you've got nothing to lose, and I'm sure you'll get your sex drive back once you get into it.


Oh, and the necessary Totsean: Pics or GTFO.

That is all.

Why would you want to fuck someone just because your friend asked you to?
That's creepy, and rather gross. And, what are you, a performing seal?!

A performing cock...

*Cluck*

Well as long as she isn't an evil person who'll steal your money and try to live with you for free there's no harm done. If your dick isn't doing anything else important go for it.

No, we're friends, and it would all be in good fun.
I realize you're a lot less trusting of people than I.
Fuck, it's not like I'm doing it because he's telling me to.