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 #1 
Old 2007-07-24, 16:42
Mahatma Gandhi Mahatma Gandhi is offline
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Default Create the hottest racial combination

Italian+French+Far East Asian
 #2 
Old 2007-07-24, 16:44
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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black +portugese+ midget
 #3 
Old 2007-07-24, 16:55
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Anything that ain't tainted with gingeritus.
 #4 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:09
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Gimme the head and boobs of a Swede.

The ass of a Latina.

The pussy of a Black chick.

The eagerness/submissiveness of wanting to do ANYTHING for their man of an Asian.

She turns into a pizza after sex......THAT is your perfect girl.
 #5 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:17
ingutted ingutted is offline
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Default Re: Create the hottest racial combination

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaGuru
Gimme the head and boobs of a Swede.

The ass of a Latina.

The pussy of a Black chick.

The eagerness/submissiveness of wanting to do ANYTHING for their man of an Asian.

She turns into a pizza after sex......THAT is your perfect girl.


.... turns into? how why not just have her be able to make them instantly?
 #6 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:24
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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.... turns into? how why not just have her be able to make them instantly?

because then your still stuck with her whining ass, duh.
 #7 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:30
ingutted ingutted is offline
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because then your still stuck with her whining ass, duh.

i see. but how does the switch work? is she stuck as a pizza until you want sex or is it up to her? also is it traditonal pizza or a woman shaped pizza?
 #8 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:36
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Default Re: Create the hottest racial combination

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaGuru
Gimme the head and boobs of a Swede.

The ass of a Latina.

The pussy of a Black chick.

The eagerness/submissiveness of wanting to do ANYTHING for their man of an Asian.

She turns into a pizza after sex......THAT is your perfect girl.


I would be too concerned about where the special sauce came from.
 #9 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:37
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i see. but how does the switch work? is she stuck as a pizza until you want sex or is it up to her? also is it traditonal pizza or a woman shaped pizza?

Abra-fuckin-ca-dabra.....that is how the switch works.

No it isn't up to HER, because if I have the ability to "create" a perfect racial girl I'll just turn on my fembot machine and make another one the next time I'm horny.

Any New York style pizza that fits comfortably in my hand while I watch SportsCenter aftewards......shape is irrelevant.
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Old 2007-07-24, 17:38
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i see. but how does the switch work? is she stuck as a pizza until you want sex or is it up to her? also is it traditonal pizza or a woman shaped pizza?

*eating pizza*
oh yeah, baby, I want you IN me...


wait...no.


She'd be perfect if she transformed into a fully stocked fridge at your command. That way, no whining, plenty of food. AND she can transform back, if need be.



Or the chick from Wierd Science.
 #11 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:48
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This thread is ridiculous.
 #12 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:49
ingutted ingutted is offline
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wait fembot machine as in they are robots?
or is that your name for genitic splicing human factory thing?
 #13 
Old 2007-07-24, 17:59
baliente baliente is offline
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This thread is ridiculous.

Lol, it wasn't even about races by the end of the first page. It was about pizza-women transformers.
 #14 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:11
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Lol, it wasn't even about races by the end of the first page. It was about pizza-women transformers.

HHMMMMMMMM Piiiiiizzza woooomeeen traansfooormers HMMMMM

*DROOL*
 #15 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:14
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white!!!
 #16 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:15
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http://www.thefoodmaven.com/images/guide/pizza_b.jpg

They just got done having an orgy.
 #17 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:19
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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This might not fit but I have always wanted to sleep with an albino.
 #18 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:21
ingutted ingutted is offline
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eh i guess you could consider albino a race but more like an abnormality. but i guess it fits nontheless.
 #19 
Old 2007-07-24, 18:24
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Lol, it wasn't even about races by the end of the first page. It was about pizza-women transformers.


Indeed. If anything I thought this thread MIGHT digress because I was gonna have to fend off flames since I want a black chick's pussy on my fembot.

Who knew the pizza would get so much play?
 #20 
Old 2007-07-24, 21:40
casanova casanova is offline
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Italian + Latina, and the characteristic in noric girls to not have mustaches or hairy arms, ...or hairy anything for that matter.

Fucking love the pizza idea, a cigarette after sex would be ideal as well.
 #21 
Old 2007-07-24, 23:53
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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I think a pure blooded aryan woman is just fine, thanks
 #22 
Old 2007-07-25, 00:16
graphite graphite is offline
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white!!!

You beat me to it.
 #23 
Old 2007-07-25, 03:59
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French+French+French+French*

*shaved legs required.
 #24 
Old 2007-07-25, 04:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fascismo
I think a pure blooded aryan woman is just fine, thanks


You ignorant racists give us knowledgable racists a bad nameMad
 #25 
Old 2007-07-25, 06:21
[d]eter [d]eter is offline
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50/50 Norwegian/Brazilian..thats the show folks, better pack up because you ain't beating that shit.
 #26 
Old 2007-07-25, 06:42
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eter;8698393']50/50 Norwegian/Brazilian..thats the show folks, better pack up because you ain't beating that shit.

Brazillin is a race is it?

I am going to leave before this thread gives me a headache,
 #27 
Old 2007-07-25, 14:22
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Brazillin is a race is it?

I am going to leave before this thread gives me a headache,

You've never seen a Brazilian women have you? from my 16 year old life, I have never seen an ugly Brazilian.
 #28 
Old 2007-07-25, 18:27
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Brazilian+Any of the three northern asian countries (Japan, China, Korea).
 #29 
Old 2007-07-25, 20:56
ingutted ingutted is offline
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ive seen plenty of ugly brazillians, even in porn.
 #30 
Old 2007-07-25, 21:08
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Take a pinch of white man
Wrap him up in black skin
Add a touch of blue blood
And a little bitty bit of red indian boy
Oh like a curly latin kinkies
Oh lordy, lordy, mixed with yellow chinkees, yeah
You know you lump it all together
And you got a recipe for a get along scene
Oh what a beautiful dream
If it could only come true, you know, you know

What we need is a great big melting pot
Big enough enough enough to take
The world and all its got
And keep it stirring for
A hundred years or more
And turn out coffee coloured people by the score

Rabbis and the friars
Vishnus and the gurus
We got the beatles or the sun god
Well it really doesnt matter
What religion you choose
And be thankful little mrs. graceful
You know that livin could be tasteful
We should all get together in a lovin machine
I think Ill call up the queen
It s only fair that she knows, you know, you know

What we need is a great big melting pot
Big enough enough enough to take
The world and all its got
And keep it stirring for
A hundred years or more
And turn out coffee coloured people by the score

Coffee coloured people
Coffee coloured people
Coffee coloured people by the score

Eeew culture club.
 #31 
Old 2007-07-25, 21:53
scorpio2121 scorpio2121 is offline
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Well i'm Israeli and by girlfriend is half Palestinian half Lebanese so seriously, that breaks most of the stereotypes.
 #32 
Old 2007-07-26, 08:07
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You've never seen a Brazilian women have you? from my 16 year old life, I have never seen an ugly Brazilian.

Good fucking god.

My point is Brazillian is not a race, you fuckwit. Nor is Brazil a homogenous nation.

Honestly.
 #33 
Old 2007-07-26, 10:38
DiamondX DiamondX is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
Anything that ain't tainted with gingeritus.


QFT, most people dont realise how contageous gingeritus really is!

I like Brazilian (or any other latin really) + Italian + French + maybe some asian. In that order. And sorry rabbitweed, but if albino is allowed as an answer then so is Brazilian.
 #34 
Old 2007-07-28, 08:39
Uri Uri is offline
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I have everyone beat. Lenny Kravitz(who qualifies as his own race) and a black chick. Look at his daughter if you don't believe. Wowza (http://tinyurl.com/3czasv)

But seriously Brazilian and Asian doesn't work at all, it backfires so horribly. Whereas a Persian (forgot about those didn't you) and vietnamese. Or black and japanese, I'm torn between those two.
 #35 
Old 2007-07-28, 09:43
Pseud0nym Pseud0nym is offline
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Wookie+Human
 #36 
Old 2007-07-28, 15:03
Climbing_The_Bell_Tower Climbing_The_Bell_Tower is offline
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Usually when you mix a European ethnicity with a non-white ethnicity you make the non-white prettier at the expense of white beauty.

So give me the average white girl, nothing tops her natural beauty. Most guys around the world probably feel the same. I even read about mexicans going gay because their women are just plain unattractive to them; they want the white girls they see in hollywood.
 #37 
Old 2007-07-29, 02:11
[d]eter [d]eter is offline
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Good fucking god.

My point is Brazillian is not a race, you fuckwit. Nor is Brazil a homogenous nation.

Honestly.

Dude, you are obviously wayyyy to intelligent to even be viewing these forums so I strongly advise you to repeatedly hammer your back button until happening upon a place of eternal correctness, you know, before your massive cranium implodes or something unfortunate like that.

Hottest culture/race/homogeneous nation/whateverthefuck.
 #38 
Old 2007-07-29, 03:25
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French and something Latin American, but good looking.
 #39 
Old 2007-07-29, 04:24
Nephilim Nephilim is offline
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You're all pointing out that Brazilian is not a race but look again, nor is French and Italian.
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Old 2007-07-29, 09:43
ajardoor ajardoor is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jb_mcbean
Take a pinch of white man
Wrap him up in black skin
Add a touch of blue blood
And a little bitty bit of red indian boy
Oh like a curly latin kinkies
Oh lordy, lordy, mixed with yellow chinkees, yeah
You know you lump it all together
And you got a recipe for a get along scene
Oh what a beautiful dream
If it could only come true, you know, you know

What we need is a great big melting pot
Big enough enough enough to take
The world and all its got
And keep it stirring for
A hundred years or more
And turn out coffee coloured people by the score

Rabbis and the friars
Vishnus and the gurus
We got the beatles or the sun god
Well it really doesnt matter
What religion you choose
And be thankful little mrs. graceful
You know that livin could be tasteful
We should all get together in a lovin machine
I think Ill call up the queen
It s only fair that she knows, you know, you know

What we need is a great big melting pot
Big enough enough enough to take
The world and all its got
And keep it stirring for
A hundred years or more
And turn out coffee coloured people by the score

Coffee coloured people
Coffee coloured people
Coffee coloured people by the score

Eeew culture club.


Mmmmmmmmmmmm, coffee flavoured people...
 #41 
Old 2007-07-29, 09:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nephilim
You're all pointing out that Brazilian is not a race but look again, nor is French and Italian.


how is french and italian not a race?
 #42 
Old 2007-07-29, 21:36
Infamous Bomb Shell Infamous Bomb Shell is offline
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how is french and italian not a race?

French and Italian are ethnicities and nationalities, not race's.
 #43 
Old 2007-07-29, 21:54
soopisgoodfood soopisgoodfood is offline
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Lisa+Bonet
 #44 
Old 2007-07-29, 22:34
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Japanese + Irish + Aryan.
 #45 
Old 2007-07-30, 00:22
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I'm rich!!
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a Japanese girl + me = hot
 #46 
Old 2007-07-30, 05:17
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French and Italian are ethnicities and nationalities, not race's.

Uh France and Italy are relatively homogenous. If someone says "A French guy" you know what to expect. If someone says a "brazillian" it gets fucking hazy.
 #47 
Old 2007-07-30, 07:14
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We need to get back to the heart of this thread...

Woman/pizza transformers.

Get with it people.
 #48 
Old 2007-07-30, 08:02
DiamondX DiamondX is offline
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We need to get back to the heart of this thread...

Brazilian woman/pizza transformers.

Get with it people.

fixed
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Old 2007-07-30, 08:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSuicide
We need to get back to the heart of this thread...

Woman/pizza transformers.

Get with it people.


Does this transformer also cook and clean?

Will it have a "mute" switch?

Can I upgrade "her" when a newer, better version comes out?
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Old 2007-07-30, 11:01
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As if someone thought of a woman that turns into a pizza..
Get yo' ass to the patenting office!
 
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