Yet again, here I am, wishing life involved less school and more girls who weren't despicable cuntrags who have the average IQ of a bucket of shrimp and are about as trustworthy. And less problematic drunken incidents.

Parents go off for a weekend, I have a few mates over, including "Jess". Jess is pretty damn fine, and great fun to be around and be drunk with. Together, we irritate my other friends by drunkenly dancing like hookers on them, or doing loud commando rollls under the window of the room they are hooking up in.

Somehow, as per usual, we end up lying on my bed talking and cuddling. This tends to happen whenever we are at a party together and are tired of dancing. But but but. This time, after a fun bit of talking and lying there together, we end up kissing. Not too intense, as I am not quite drunk enough to get Johnny out and hit her in the face with it, but still kissing. This doesn't last very long, as we are soon interrupted, and break apart to go get more pissed.

Before this night, I already had confused feelings about Jess , this certainly did not help. She is sort of involved with some other guy that she has had history with, but they are not really going out.

Long and the short of it is, I'm pretty sure I just lost one of my great mates somehow, even if she does say 'it was just a fun thing, kind of like running at each other for a tackle, only less violent..'

But now, after 36 hours over two days of watching Scrubs, I realised I wanted someone to be that close to, all the time, even without the alcohol. I wanted the closeness, the security, the attraction. But I have no one I feel like that about, not any more. Didn't even have someone who felt like that about me at all.

I am sad now. I need someone. Find me one, NAOW!

sounds like a decent girl. Just run game and tell her shit she wants to hear next time your all cuddly. It seems like you enjoy each others company so why shouldn't you get your dick licked next time?

I am in the exact same boat as you bub, my best friend was the girl in question,. now though we dont even talk except like maybe once every two weeks.

sigh***

Gee, it really is that easy? And here I thought relationships were complicated and confusing.

Yeah, I did the same thing two months ago. Wasn't my best friend, but damn close.


Gee, it really is that easy? And here I thought relationships were complicated and confusing.

Curse your sarcasm.

Gee, it really is that easy? And here I thought relationships were complicated and confusing.

Yeah stupid you eh?


Kiddin. The girl sounds easy so thats just shit you do with easy girls. If said girl is not in fact easy then get a stack of monopoly money with a 50 on the outside and slap her ass with it.

I should start charging for advice.

I should start charging for advice.

You should start charging to shut it.

You should start charging to shut it.

Yeah give me $50 or I'll tell everybody you sit on Pylons to give youself a swollen colon. Whoops... looks like I already did.

Yeah give me $50 or I'll tell everybody you sit on Pylons to give youself a swollen colon. Whoops... looks like I already did.

So what if I do?

Make me a chikin sangwitch.

She sounds kind of fun.

If she doesent want to talk about it, dont push it. Perhaps it was just fun at the time and not meant to be made into a big deal.

See how things go. If you act cool about it so will she. If you blow it up into a huge issue, you'll lose a friend, yeah.


And, who knows what will happen in the future? I'm sure she's thinking about that kiss as much as you.

Allthough, be cautious if she's with someone. It's not nice that she kissed someone else whilst she's with someone else, but.. it sounds like she likes you.



good luck, and dont push the issue with her.

So what if I do?

Make me a chikin sangwitch.

No sammy til you bang dis chick weaselboy

Should of seen at the time if you couldve done anything more....I mean if something like that happened to me and the chick was buzzed..i wouldnt take it for granted...thus i wouldve tried a few more steps. And even if she wasnt buzzed i still would of taken the situation lightly. Cause chicks always want something different....you could wang her one day then the next shes with someone else(if shes that kind of girl) Just the way shit is sometimes.

Well, I am now thoroughly fucked.

I got involved with a girl I had history with and didn't want to, I'm still way into "Jess", and my best mate's dad got the news that he had thyroid cancer three days after one of their family friends died of it.

'Jess' rooted some guy last Saturday night, and said 'no-one cares.'

I am lost and fucking miserable.

Then bang jess and no one will care. Sorry to hear about your friends dad. Cancer's a bitch. My grandmother got cancer through her fucking gum. Know when you brush your teeth and you cut your gum a little bit? That gave her cancer. What an evil world. Least you've got a chick to bang though and nothing to lose.