So there is three of us that are all best friends, me, R, and K. We are all going to college together and we are basically brothers. But there is a big problem, R's girlfriend. All three of our girlfriends are going to the same college as us.

Me and K hate R's girlfriend. He is not even the same person when he is with her, in fact we even call him a different name. She is an evil succubus and he has suffered in all aspects. He wasnt good at football because of her, he doesnt hang out with us hardly because of her, she talks behind peoples backs and doesnt let R talk to any girls cause she is stuck up enough to think that they like him. She wont even let him have a myspace. They fight all the time. Also they have been together for about 5 years, so this isnt going to be easy. His last best friends didnt like her either and they made the mistake of making rumors about her to get rid of her, but he ended up never talking to them again.

Now me and K need to talk to him about her or something. Its very possible they could get married and he will be miserable for the rest of his life. I need advice on what we should do.

Short version: Me and my best friend hate our other best friend's girlfriend. We want her gone, they have been together 5 years.

OK this is tried and true KIDNAP the girlfriend, and fake her death and then keep her locked in your basement and find a replacement girl hes had a bigger crush on. THIS WILL Work I saw it on TV it was a documentry or something called Saving Silverman.... wait ok so it was a movie but it had Jack Black in it so it must be true.

We already ruled out the saving silverman, trust me. Our goal in college is to find him a better girl. but i dunno

There's nothing you can really do that wont make him hate you besides talking to him. See if that works, but in all my cases talking to them has never worked. If he doesn't listen, then he obviously wants to be with her. Let him be miserable, and hopefully he will eventually realise all the shit about her. Shit like this has put serious stranes on at least 3 of my friendships.

me and my friend were gonna sit down and talk to him about it, but we need all valid points. i was thinking a nice powerpoint :P

I just need more ideas on this subject. I think he is just used to her being with him and isnt comfortable with the unfamiliar like almost everyone else

You do realize that every time you do a powerpoint you lose 10 i.q. points, don't you?

Send her back to hell south park style.

Capital idea! Have a thesis and all that jazz as well. Make sure to have footnotes, bibliography, etc,

Make a fair argument. Highlight the cons, and then highlight the pros, and make him realise why the pros arent worth it.

we gotta make our arguement count since we might only have one shot

sounds to me like he's been whipped. sit down and talk with the kid. tell him how you feel about the bitch. if he says he's not gonna change anything, call him a pussy whipped bitch and leave.

then kidnap his girlfriend and torture her