I have always just loved giving head, and as with most things you love doing you get better at them. However I have recently realised I have a serious physical shortcoming, my tongue's length. Im fine with working the clit etc and she is more than happy with it, but she goes mad for a good tongue fucking too. When I push in as deep as I can go it still feels too short, and my tongue frenum gets cut up on my bottom teeth badly. I have realised that the frenum is actually quite restrictive and was wondering about a frenectomy.

Has anyone here experienced a similar problem, or had a cosmetic frenectomy before? Apparently it can add up to a few inches to your tongue's percieved length. That would be really swell.

All you need to do is:

1. Clamp plyers on to tongue.
2. Pull.
3. Cry.

All you need to do is:

1. Clamp plyers on to tongue.
2. Pull.
3. Cry.4. ????
5. Profit.

Honestly people, learn to do it right, damnit.

Ask Gene Simmons, he has one hell of a tongue.

I'm a personal fan of body modification. I'd have way more done if it wouldn't hurt my chances of working in management one day. I currently have my eyebrow and nipple pierced, and a circular brand on my left forearm. All the rest has been taken out, and my tattoos are still in the "I need more money cuz of university" stage.

Either way, a frenectomy is very possible. However, from personal experience, I find many girls find tongue-fucking unpleasurable. You may say it is "just me", but I have verified this with quite a few girls I have had no sexual contact with. Everything else with the tongue is fine, just penetration seems undesirable, or even under-stimulating.

The tongue isn't meant to penetrate that deep. However, if you truly wish to lengthen your tongue then a frenectomy would be the best choice as many other more "bizzare" methods such as weighting and stretching are usually unsafe and dangerous. If you wanted to REALLY mix things up, you could have your tongue split, another body modification procedure practiced more often than people realize.

If you want a little more stimulation, you could have your tongue pierced, even with a very discrete piercing located further back which no one would be able to see unless you let them.

There are many options, just find the one right for you. And if the frenectomy is what's right for you then go for it. You are the sculptor of what your body can become.

4. ????
5. Profit.

Honestly people, learn to do it right, damnit.


I always thought that was fucking stupid.

I always thought that was fucking stupid.

Do you think that shaking hands with people is fucking stupid? Saying "Please" and "Thank you"? Saying "Bless you" when someone sneezes? Wearing clothes when you go out?

Now, you probably do, but I'd bet you still try to do all of the above.

Respect our traditions and culture, damn it.

4. ????
5. Profit.

Honestly people, learn to do it right, damnit.

I think it'd be better this way.

1.Clamp pliers on to tongue.
2.Yank said pliers
3.???????
4.Profit.

However, from personal experience, I find many girls find tongue-fucking unpleasurable. .

I'm not saying it should replace licking the clit, but my girlfriend always lets out a sigh or two when I shove my tongue inside her pussy for a bit.

I think it'd be better this way.

1.Clamp pliers on to tongue.
2.Yank said pliers
3.???????
4.Profit.

Agree to the max

My brother's little tongue attachment thing was too big, it went in between his bottom teeth and made them grow in funny, so they cut it shorter. Pretty simple and straight-forward - snip!

Though, as I recall, it was quite painful and healed rather slowly. Made eating difficult. Even sucking water through a straw hurt him rather badly.

I accidentally lost mine wrestling. You think biting your tongue is painful? Ultimately, though, it'll bleed for awhile, and probably heal fine.

Do you think that shaking hands with people is fucking stupid? Saying "Please" and "Thank you"? Saying "Bless you" when someone sneezes? Wearing clothes when you go out?

Now, you probably do, but I'd bet you still try to do all of the above.

Respect our traditions and culture, damn it.
+1 amazing

I used to be tongue tied (real condition btw) basically meaning my little tongue attachment thing went too far up my tongue so i fucked up lots of words. I went into the dentist and just asked him to cut it partially during just a normal checkup. they freeze it up so you dont feel a thing and just use some weird laser pen thing and cut it away. bleeds like fuck and you can't eat/speak properly for a day or two but it really adds to how far you can stick it out.

Translation hit the mark. Im sure she prefers the clit, but she does seem to really enjoy the tongue. Also whenever I give head of any form the frenum cuts itself on my bottom teeth. I considered tongue splitting but it would ruin my ability to work for a while, and have no idea if this crappy town could even do it. Would be exceedingly cool though.

Thanks for the useful input. May let you guys know if I do anything painful/dangerous about it.