And I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend. What do I do, totse?

Well there is always suicide.

Of course you could probably get a girlfriend despite your looks if you acted with more confidence and were fun to be around.

1. Murder/Suicide

2. Hookers

3. Man up and go out with someone.

Okay there are people who would go out with me, but they're fat. And fat chicks are the most disgusting... gosh, I could never get a boner for them.

I´ve seen the most ugliest man dating and going with beautiful women. It´s all about your selfconfidence and the way you emit yourself. Trust in yourself and be nice and your going to have a girlfriend.

I have seen some pretty fugly buggers with some freakin' hot girls. Don't give up hope yet.

Okay there are people who would go out with me, but they're fat. And fat chicks are the most disgusting... gosh, I could never get a boner for them.

You're might be a troll who's acting inconsistent, but

Not all people go for people based on looks, if you were charming enough, you could get a girl.

Yeah, look up Neil Strauss.

Blow up dolls
Strip Clubs
Rape
Roofies
Give young girls MDMA


Dont give up ugly you can tilt the odds in your favor

You need to step it up a notch! Know why there are so many fetish sites? I'll bet a lot has to do with the human mind going numb to an image after seeing it so many times.

Go look up animal porn, or bondage, or asian girls eating shit. Really try to envision it as you watch, find a character in the porn and try to empathize with him or her. You might want to try jacking off with a belt around your neck, or covering your mouth, or getting fucked up before you go at it. You can also get some toys to help you out, like this: http://www.realdoll.com/flatbackmaletorso.html

If you improve your overall appearance by wearing nice clothes, nice fragrance etc etc you can woo any woman.

- Kaizer.

your only choices are
1.win lottery
2.suicide
3.rape
4. or necrophilia :D

lol necrophilia

ne ways, i agree to what was said earlier, you just need to work on your confidence, unfortunatly ugly ppl usually dont have much of it, but once you get some you shouldnt have a problem finding a decent girl friend

There are basically two suggestions in this thread, improve your porn experience or man up and change yourself so you can go out with them.

My suggestion?

Well since I'd love to be original, I'd have to say possess a desirable quality beyond beauty. Perhaps... a lot of money. Or power. Or drugs. Or all of the above.

Many women love these things, and flock around men who have them. God, I only sold weed for a couple months from my dorm room and I had women lying around my room for days on end. And if my heart desired, I could have any one of them. Just capitalize on something you have that they want if you can't get them with your charm or physical appeal.

1). Find something else to do for the next 2 days.
2). Wait till you can't avoid the urge to masturbate anymore.
3). Rinse.
4). Repeat.
5). ???
6). PROFIT!!!1

I know this one kid who gets a bunch of girls. Every one of his friends that are guys can't figure it. He's not that attractive, has red hair, isn't that cool or funny. But he gets them better than any of us. They're always plenty hot too. Its just how you go about things.

Step 1. Make lots of money

Step 2. Women come to you (masses of women)

Step 3. Buy a stick

Step 4. Prepare to beat the women off you with a stick.

Well if you can't get off from this site http://lowroad75.comicgenesis.com/

Murder/Suicide

Why not become a monk?
That way you can live without the fear of:
"OMG you don't have a girlfreind, what a queer"
or
Going to hell.

Your best bet is getting a fleshlight or daterape.

Pray on teenage girls on MSN, then meet them IRL.

http://www.ibtimes.com/data/articleimgs/54022.jpg

bad idea, nevermind...

Obviously the only solution is to masturbate while looking at pictures of yourself masturbating.

Think about that.

Maybe if you keep harassing girls (or thinking about it, lord knows you're too pussy to do shit) it'll increase your chances of magically getting a fucking girlfriend.

It's not EASY persay for anyone. There are lots of boundaries to overcome both within yourself and with them and friends and so on. But for some it's obviously easier than others.

I dunno lower your standards I just did.

Hawt.

Stop laughing, I'm not kidding.