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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-07-23, 04:03
Memorex Memorex is offline
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Default Fuck yeah I got laid

Its not like it was my first time or anything. But it had been since New Years that I had gotten some, so it was a rather enjoyable experience. I just needed to get it outta me so I stopped watching as much porn.

So yeah heres the story in case anyone likes these types of things

I used to do stuff last summer with this girl from a town about 15 miles from me. Met her on the internet, and yeah turned out to be fucked up. She was really weird and emotional so I kinda ended it. So we still talked briefly over the course of the next year, maybe seeing each other twice, but I never felt anything at all to her. She always tried getting on me so Id really only feel lustful and wanna fuck her, thats about it.

After talking to her recently, I realized she wanted to fuck, no strings attached, so I had her over to my house last night. Just bought a bottle of booze, some dank, and rented a movie. So yeah after the movie she jsut jumped on me and I wasnt even fully drunk yet but she wanted it even tho I wanted to wait. So I nailed the shit out of her and then came.

Then I realized the condom had like ripped off so I basically just came all over her stomache and shit, because I pulled out when I came (luckily). She was on the pill though anyways. So yeah we go and blow some of that dank, get back inside and shes all sick like shes gonna throw up. So im like whatever and tryto pass out in my bed. But 10 minutes later shes feeling slutty or something and starts rubbing my dick again, so I fuck her on my bed for a bit but it was getting too loud
I move her on my floor and rail the shit out of her again, taking forever to finish this time. I was so warn out but I just had to finish. So yeah finally went to sleep, and she woke me up at like 8am to fuck again.

Like damn what a freak lol i dropped her off right when i woke up
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Old 2007-07-23, 04:07
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Did she spread her legs?
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Old 2007-07-23, 04:18
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Oh man, I'm glad I didn't just take a drink then. For my monitor's sake if not my nasal passages'.
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Old 2007-07-23, 06:58
aeprominant aeprominant is offline
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Did she spread her legs?

you're a terrible troll.
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Old 2007-07-23, 07:00
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There's a NEW Mexico?
Default Re: Fuck yeah I got laid

Its not like it was my first time or anything. But it had been since New Years that I had gotten some, so it was a rather enjoyable experience. I just needed to get it outta me so I stopped watching as much porn.

Like damn what a freak lol i dropped her off right when i woke up

Just wondering why you switched from capitolizing/using good grammar to... not doing that.

Also, tibberous has to be a troll. But who cares, thats some fucking comedy!
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Old 2007-07-23, 07:15
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Default Re: Fuck yeah I got laid

Sorry, House Rule , only mods and supermods get to post "I just got laid" threads unless its something really unusual or interesting.
 
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