Long story short, I was trying to have sex with a girl who's legs weren't spread. I got it kind of in but not real good in, and I didn't get off but I push it in for like 15 minutes. Does that count?

No, your dick is too small to successfully lose your virginity. Murder/suicide.

Lol wtf was she passed out or something, tell that bitch to spread em.

wtf...

Her legs werent spread? Was she passed out or something, or was she just fighting you off? Either way, I'm pretty sure thats rape.

And you put it in for 15 minutes? You just left it there? You know you're supposed to go in and out...

Hahah!

Best laugh I've had in days.

Thank you!

*takes bow*

I had her pants pulled down to her knees because I wanted to be able to pull her pants up if he parents came in the room. It wasn't till I talked to a friend that I found out her pants do need to be down to at least her ankles. Next time I'll just risk it =P

Does this count or not? I'm trying again in a few days but I'd feel better knowing I was this girls first.

I hope you're a troll, otherwise you're incredibly stupid. Must have been uncomfortable situation for that girl, a young child quaking on top of her trying desperately to gain some pleasure by shoving his half limo dick in her thigh.

anywhoo hopes this makes ya feel better.:P

wow.... i'm actually speechless...

exactly 7.13 inches. unfortunately, it seems you can't go that deep so you may never not be a virgin

All the way in.

I'm just bummed because I have been trying literally my whole damn life and like 3 - 4 months just with this girl *and* I have this thing where I am only attracted to virgins and I could have done it today but I fucked it up. Now I have to wait at least three days, get alone with her again, pull her pants down farther this time and try again, and hope nothing fucks me up. I can't even concentrate on the other shit I need to be doing, because I can think about is having sex with her.

Only good thing is that next time I'll know to grab some tissue to wipe up with, because I had that problem too and didn't want to make a mess.

And exactly WTF was she saying throughout this whole ordeal?

.....wow... that's just.... wow...

Holy shit.

I live on the same planet with this guy.

....sooooo...what did the girl said throughout your ordeal?

Grow up.

Little kids and their obsession with sex and virginity.

*ObZ

If you aren't trolling then wow... Just wow...

i've got an even better idea for ya, just take her pants off... completely off... always works for me.

She didn't say anything - I don't think she knew I was doing it wrong. I'd take her pants off the whole way but I was afraid her parents would walk in.

fuck her parents who cares? if you got her pants around her ankles there gonna know whats up anyways. or just nail her some place other than her place.

This is ridiculous. What the hell do you think could have happened? Did you think that if her pants were only down half way that her parents would just think you're playing Scrabble if they came barging in at a bad time, since you would definitely have time to make sure nothing looks improper, since with that split second of time you will be certainly able to get her pants up and you off of her, since you know, her pants are only half off and not all the way. Absolutely ridiculous.

Further, sex with a virgin should never be rushed and cramped, like this obviously was. It sounds like she wasn't a virgin anyways, or else that would probably have been unbearably comfortable for her.

You say you're only attracted to virgins, huh? Well guess what kid, women aren't maiden princesses and you're not a knight, so stop living in a dream world.

Also, if you are going to risk sex with a girl in a situation where you could be caught, don't either of you have the common fucking sense for her to wear a skirt?

Damn. I smell a troll, and I took the bait anyways. :(

Also, if you are going to risk sex with a girl in a situation where you could be caught, don't either of you have the common fucking sense for her to wear a skirt?

Damn. I smell a troll, and I took the bait anyways. :(

Mmmm, I LIKE skirts....

People this retarded should not be having sex, we don't need more morons in the world.

I hope this was a joke, otherwise I feel really sorry that you have to live with yourself.

My girlfriend doesn't have ans skirts, but those really short sweat pants things she always wears stretch out far enough over to fuck threw the leg part, but really.... Why... The fuck.... Just take her somewhere else, like, the back seat of your car! If you are too young to have a car, you should not be fucking. Get a car and a job making at least $200 a week because if you don't have either of those, and you don't know how to fuck, she has no reason to love your sorry ass! But really, don't take her virginity after only 4 months, Jesus! I mean, I waited like, 7 months before I even considered trying for sex with my girl. It really isn't that important, and if all your concerned about is not being a virgin then your a real idiot because I wish I still was.

Just take her somewhere else, like, the back seat of your car! If you are too young to have a car, you should not be fucking. Get a car and a job making at least $200 a week because if you don't have either of those, and you don't know how to fuck, she has no reason to love your sorry ass!

I've never had a car in my life. I can't believe I've had sex before1!1!!11

I dont have a car and I have sex all the time since I'm happily married to someone who makes more money than me. oh and if you wait 7 months to have sex with a girl theres a big chance she's been fucking someone else.

I have a car and a job, and I make more than $200/week.

I thought about a skirt, a skirt would make this so fucking easy...

I'm all psyc'd for next time, but I wish this time would have gone different. We left on good terms though, so I shouldn't have any problem getting back to where we were. I might try to go see her tomorrow, I know I'll feel better once we really fuck. I hope everything else go smoothly, I'm kind of worried my penis will be too big and it will hurt her or something.

Sweet Jesus wept.

Please tell me you're trolling.

And some people think it'll be Global Warming that finishes off the human race.

And to answer the question, even if you were only in her a cm or so , you're no longer a virgin.

Let me be the kind soul that has posted today and may totse share in my past humiliations...

When I was around 12 or so I tried having sex with this girl in the dark in an attic, but she wouldn't take off her underwear so I sort of gave her a front wedgie...:p

But to really answer your question, there is no benchmark for a guy's virginity.

You were having sex no matter what these fools tell you...

You better be a Troll.

If not, you're 12.

Actually no, even I knew how to have sex properly at 12.

And if you do manage to do it properly... please, PLEASE use a condom. We don't need retards reproducing

Am I Doin It Riet?

Also, if you are going to risk sex with a girl in a situation where you could be caught, don't either of you have the common fucking sense for her to wear a skirt?

Ah yes... the skirt... God's gift to men