Does cunnilingus count as sex? Or does it have to involve a strap-on to be considered official? Or does mutual masturbation count?

Or do they just scissor each other?

Seriously, what do lesbian couples do in the bedroom!?

They put on their special lesbian hats and have pillow fights.

I knew it!! I always knew there were pillow fights involved. And the lesbian hats... well that's self-explanatory.

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Excellent mental image :)

Scissor.

Single masturbation qualifies as sex for that matter.


Hell yeah. That means Ive had sex WAY more times than I thought.

Pfft... I can't accept anything but penetration as sex.

When we're young and learn the meaning of sex, theres nothing sensual about it. It is fucking someone... you don't consider oral sex performed on a woman "fucking" them...

I always thought of sex as a man and a women fucking.

so to me a lesbian that has never been with a man, even if she has been penetrated with a dildo breaking the hymen, would still be a virgin

So in other words theres a shitload of virgin women!!

Gentlemen, start your hardons!

My opinion would be that cunnilingus and mutual masturbation count as sex between two females, naturally scissoring is the closest they can get to "true" sex, as their clits are rubbing together hotly and passionately. I don't consider a person masturbating alone to be sex, and I don't consider kissing to be even close to sex.

Watch south park...'D-yikes'

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!

This should explain everything.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8349306

You guys, I've seen that episode. That's where I got the whole scissor thing from.

What are you talking about? All lesbian sex involves a guy getting fucked by two girls...Doesn't it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Theres no such thing as official anything.

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Watch Chasing Amy, with Ben Afleck and some hot bitch. They talk about it, and she explains it.

Also, women can be penetrated by other women. Even seen fisting?

And I quote:
ALYSSA
You're saying a person's a virgin until they've had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex?

HOLDEN
Isn't that the standard definition?

ALYSSA
Again with the standards. I think virginity is lost when you make love for the first time.

HOLDEN
With a member of the opposite sex.

ALYSSA
Why? Why only then?

HOLDEN
Because that's the standard.

ALYSSA
So if a virgin is raped, then she's still a virgin?

HOLDEN
Of course not.

ALYSSA
But rape is not the standard. So she's had sex, but not the standard idea of sex. Hence, according to your definition, she'd still be a virgin.

HOLDEN
Okay, I'll revise. Virginity is lost when the hymen is broken.

ALYSSA
Then I lost my virginity at ten, because I fell on a fence post when I was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I have to tell people that I lost it to a wooden post I'd known my whole young life?

HOLDEN
Second revision - virginity is lost through penetration.

ALYSSA
Physical penetration or emotional?

HOLDEN
Emotional?

ALYSSA
Well, I fell in love hard with Caitlin Bree when we were in high school.

HOLDEN
Physical penetration.

ALYSSA
We had sex.

HOLDEN
Yeah, but not real sex.

ALYSSA
I move to have that remark stricken from the record. On account of it makes you come off as completely naive and infantile.

HOLDEN
Well where's the penetration in lesbian sex.

Alyssa holds up her hand.

HOLDEN
A finger? Come on. I've had my finger in my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.

ALYSSA
Did I hold up a finger?

(waves her hand)

HOLDEN
(beat; then he gets it)
You're kidding?!?!
(she nods)
How...?!?

ALYSSA
Our bodies are built to pass a child, for Christ's sake.

HOLDEN
But doesn't it hurt?!

ALYSSA
Sure. But in a good way. And it's only a once-in-awhile thing - reserved for really special occasions.

HOLDEN
What about not-so-special occasions?

ALYSSA
Tongue only.

HOLDEN
But how can that be enough? I mean, let's be real - how big can a tongue even get?

Alyssa swallows what she's chewing and releases her tongue, which is just huge. Holden is transfixed. Alyssa wraps it back up and smiles, standing.


Edit: Oh fuck my internets, I'm a minute late :(

BTW, Ryk, that "hot bitch" is Joey Lauren Adams

And I quote:


Edit: Oh fuck my internets, I'm a minute late :(

BTW, Ryk, that "hot bitch" is Joey Lauren Adams

Yay :) A Kevin Smith fan.

And yes, that's the one. Her voice really does it for me. That, and the fact that she showed tits in Mallrats.

EDIT: Dazed and Confused was awesome too, one of my favourite movies ever. I wish the 2000s were more like the 70s.

EDIT2: If you're going to shorten my name, please use Ryko. Just cuz. Thanks.

^ So sex is defined as penetration of any kind? And of any orifice? With any part of the other person? And do inanimate objects count??

That Chasing Amy dialogue does shed a bit of light on the situation, but still leaves a lot of things unanswered...

Watch Chasing Amy, with Ben Afleck and some hot bitch. They talk about it, and she explains it.

I've actually been meaning to watch that movie for a while now... I'm surprised I haven't seen it yet.

^ So sex is defined as penetration of any kind? And of any orifice? With any part of the other person? And do inanimate objects count??

That Chasing Amy dialogue does shed a bit of light on the situation, but still leaves a lot of things unanswered...



I've actually been meaning to watch that movie for a while now... I'm surprised I haven't seen it yet.

Make sure you have a pack of cigarettes handy, even if you don't smoke. Every Kevin Smith movie is like a subliminal advertisement for cigarettes. Every character's smoking in every scene. It really makes you crave.

And watch anything by Kevin Smith. Dogma especially, then Clerks 1 and 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, they're all entertaining.

Make sure you have a pack of cigarettes handy, even if you don't smoke. Every Kevin Smith movie is like a subliminal advertisement for cigarettes. Every character's smoking in every scene. It really makes you crave.

And watch anything by Kevin Smith. Dogma especially, then Clerks 1 and 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, they're all entertaining.

I've seen Dogma and both of the Clerks movies, and I loved them. I saw Mallrats like a decade ago, so I pretty much forget the entire movie.

But I was planning on renting every Kevin Smith movie one day and just watching them all in order.

I've seen Dogma and both of the Clerks movies, and I loved them. I saw Mallrats like a decade ago, so I pretty much forget the entire movie.

But I was planning on renting every Kevin Smith movie one day and just watching them all in order.

Watch Jay and Silent Bob high. And then watch Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, also high. I've been watching a lot of movies high this week. It's nice.

Yay :) A Kevin Smith fan.

And yes, that's the one. Her voice really does it for me. That, and the fact that she showed tits in Mallrats.Hell yeah! Her voice is oddly enticing...

EDIT: Dazed and Confused was awesome too, one of my favourite movies ever. I wish the 2000s were more like the 70s.Don't we all :(

EDIT2: If you're going to shorten my name, please use Ryko. Just cuz. Thanks.Will do.

^ So sex is defined as penetration of any kind? And of any orifice? With any part of the other person? And do inanimate objects count??The point is that there is no "official" definition. No one can say that Sexual Practice A constitutes "real" sex and that Sexual Practice B doesn't. If you believe that you've had sex, whatever your personal definition is, it's inherently valid. It doesn't matter if it was a fist, a dick, or a fence post. If it was sex to you, it was sex. No one else's definitions matter.

I've actually been meaning to watch that movie for a while now... I'm surprised I haven't seen it yet.You have to see it, it's such a good movie. It's actually my favorite Kevin Smith movie.

The point is that there is no "official" definition. No one can say that Sexual Practice A constitutes "real" sex and that Sexual Practice B doesn't. If you believe that you've had sex, whatever your personal definition is, it's inherently valid. It doesn't matter if it was a fist, a dick, or a fence post. If it was sex to you, it was sex. No one else's definitions matter.

Ohh ok, I get it now.

That works for me.

I guess it would be impossible to completely define something that is so versatile.

Ohh ok, I get it now.

That works for me.

I guess it would be impossible to completely define something that is so versatile.

Well, I would say that as long as another living being (human or animal, no plants please) touched you in any sexual way (finger, mouth, or private part) you've had sex.

Then again, some people believe only penetration from another person into your vagina counts as sex. I don't know really. I still considered myself a virgin in the time between my first blowjob and my first intercourse sex, but I wasn't one of the kids who put emphasis on virgnity, so I didn't really care about it much either way.

Single masturbation qualifies as sex for that matter.

Fuck yeh, I've had threesomes atleast everyday for 8 years, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.

Ah, I c.