It appears that my major problem in my gf-less situation is cuz I don't know a lot of girls. Sure, there's the girls in my school, but I live far from my school and most of them are ugly anyway. Most girls in my church are too prudent to go farther than 1st base. Other than that, I really don't know any girls.

So, my simple question is, what's a good way to meet girls, that gives me a good start?

When you work it out, let me know.

I'm in a mother fucker of a dry spell.

i hear the mall is a great place to pick up teh bitchez

Do you smoke cigarettes? If so, then you're golden. Bumming a cigarette and making small talk is the easiest way IMO.

I know this is going to sound really, really gay, but go hangout in front of a nail salon. Watch as all the chicks come with thier friends getting thier nails done, and just post up outside with your wingman. When/if one of the girls steps outside for a cigarette, just be like, "hey, you got an extra cigarette?" And then procede to talk about favorite cigarette brands, etc etc etc.

This is gonna sound wierd coming from a totsean, but I don't do drugs at all.

Go to the hospital, the part where they birth babies. There will be tons of new girls. New boys too.

Bars if you can get a hold of some roofies!

I lol'd heartily.

I have been considering going to a bible study group at my polytech, to pick up young hot christian girls that I can corrupt with my heathen wang.

Well, I guess you're fucked then, pussy.

Not too bad of idea, but I'm sure you don't want to come off as begger. However....if anyone come out with a menthol cigarettes, fuck them.


I recommend heading to clubs if any or any kind of events....if you're brave and attractive enough, you could try Harry Potter events out! It will be way too easy....althought there will be mostly fuglies and fat people.

Not too bad of idea, but I'm sure you don't want to come off as begger. However....if anyone come out with a menthol cigarettes, fuck them.




Well, you could offer them .50 cents.

If you're on the bus or whatever, when a girl looks over to you smile at her (not in a creepy way) and if she smiles back (not in a creeped out way) then go over.

Note: This works much better on girls who are a few steps below you on the hotness scale.

Honestly, the quickest way I have found to do it is to meet females through friends, talk to them via phone / instant messenger / in person for a while and then BAM! Wreck the vaginal walls.

This is the internet. Nobody here gets girls!

That being said, I have no idea. I truly think nobody here has any idea at all either.

dont be afraid to act stupid....

then go to public places like school, mall, gym, parties, grocery store, coffee shop, walmart.

Aye, me too.

well stop going to church for one. Church is one big chastity belt. Then just walk around letting everyone know how awsome you are. Then meet a girl, get her drunk, show her a good time and fuck her brains out. Rinse, repeat....

Crap, you don't need roofies. Just go to a bar, stand next to a woman and say aloud, "I'm really trying to learn how to give great oral sex. Would you volunteer to teach me?"

I have always said that the best place to find a girl is Nymphomaniacs Anonymous.

Holy shit I was actually going to suggest that... but you beat me to it by one post.

Not too bad of idea, but I'm sure you don't want to come off as begger.

Ask to use their lighter instead...

Are you looking for girls to have sex with and never talk to again or for possible relationships? I think it makes a big difference.
Me, I'm really not into the whole one night stand thing, so clubs, parties, etc. aren't where I look. I don't know about you, but for the latter, it's quite a bit harder to find a girl who's actually worth your time.

So where do you find them?

I suck at meeting people in general. Which is weird because I'm not a particularly shy person. Just crap social skills in some areas (horrible at small talk and first impressions).

Here are some ways I have successfully met girls (or anyone for that matter):

- School.
- Work.
- Through friends.
- Social gatherings.
- Parties.
- Internet.
- Bus stops.
- Parks late at night.

The list goes on...

It's not really a matter of where, it's more a matter of how.

I mean, think about it. Whenever you go out, even if it's just to the grocery store, you are walking past hundreds of people (well, that depends on how big of a town you live in...)

It's not like there is a lack of people around...

"Be not afraid of thee who bares a pussy. Be not frightened of their hurtful words." Say something kinda rude to a girl like "hey like your ass" if she is offended some don't. say something like " I'm sorry is their another way i could've gotten your attention, so i won't do it again" it shows you are willing to learn and fix your mistake. Are just go to strip bar ask strippers how attract women. as long you got a dollar bill o your hand they wont turn you down. All that i learn about women I learn from strippers and bitches good luck.

Go where people are. You're in pines right? Hollywood boulevard is always full of life at night. Just start hanging out down there with friends.

Whatever you do, don't start smoking just to get girls! I'm currently on the patch trying to quit and it's fucking hell.

Anyways I've sort of been having the same sort o problem lately, mainly because I'm in a new city. You have a major advantage over me though and it's school. I'd really love to have a social environment like that to utilize!

Also I've always wanted to corrupt and devirginize some good christian girl, but if I walked into a church it would probably burn to the ground...

I advise against meeting girls and going to MSN to talk. It's completely emotionless, and you're going to be stuck in the MSN stage forever, never actually getting to the vagina stage.

Clubs, while I personally loathe them, are by far the easiest place to get pussy. I could probably go to 5 different clubs in one night (10pm-3am) and pick up 5 different chicks in each club. Literally, buying a girl a drink is enough to fuck her. Not even that. Dance up to a drunk looking chick, put your hands on her ass, then start moving them up her skirt. She'll probably be tweaking and won't give a shit. Offer coke for blowjobs, then don't deliver on the coke (for legal reasons). Easy shit like this will easily get you laid.

Bars. Bars are harder than clubs, a lot, but if you go to enough clubs (let's say 4 a night), and you strike up a conversation with every girl there, you're bound to get a lot of phone numbers.

ANYWHERE is a great place to get chicks, as long as you have the confidence. Before, I couldn't even pick up chicks at parties because I had no confidence, but now I'm perfectly fine walking up to a woman on the sidewalk and asking for her number. It's all about confidence.

(Note: I'm not saying I'll get her number, but if I ask every hot chick I see during my day, let's say around 20, I'll be a lot closer to getting a number, or at least learning from my mistakes, then someone who doesn't ask the chicks he meets. I went shopping for roller blades the other day, got a number at the store, from the cashier. I'm not going to call her, but it's good to practice)

Whatever you do, don't start smoking just to get girls! I'm currently on the patch trying to quit and it's fucking hell.

Patch works against you if you're trying to quit. Cold turkey or nothing, pussy.

School is your best bet. Friends work okay. Youth group isn't bad if your social enough. People are usually really welcoming at a place like a youth group especially if your new. You would think your going to get a bunch of goody goodies but your wrong. There are some of those, but there are also plenty of normal people. In fact I'm going tommorow strictly because I'm single again. Going to youth group high or drunk always felt a little weird though...

I went along to a religious abstinence one with a girl once, I showed up drunk, high, and I may have been on shrooms or X or something else, who knows.

All I remember is telling one of the kids to smell my fingers (It was funny at the time), and then I went on and on about my sexual encounters (half made the stuff up, half was the drugs talking).

Anyway, after a lot of talk to facials, threesomes, orgies, waterworks, animal play, bukkake, etc, I tried to get the girls to "experiment" with me right there.

I don't think I'm allowed near any of those kids again. I know someone threatened me with a restraining order, people were quoting the bible left and right, people trying to save my soul, telling me I'm sinning, blah blah blah. I think I may have knocked some kid out, then my friends picked me up and we went drinking. At least, that's how I remember the night, I'm sure it was more fucked up.

I tried talking to the girl who took me there again (she thought I was a virgin beforehand), and she told me to never look at her again, that her dad was mad, blah blah. Never did get to fuck her :(

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl...

Strangely amusing story....

I went to youth group high as hell one time. I got invited to some girls house for a party and some other girl offered to give me a ride home. But anything can happen you know. What I'm trying to say is don't get to high or you'll end up like Ryko.

I went to youth group high as hell one time. I got invited to some girls house for a party and some other girl offered to give me a ride home. But anything can happen you know. What I'm trying to say is don't get to high or you'll end up like Ryko.

The point of my story was "don't look for jewelry in the refrigerator, just as you wouldn't look for milk in the jewelry box."

If you want frigid bitches, go to abstinence meetings. If you want to get laid that night, go to a club, find a girl tweaking, and take her to the bathroom.

- Bus stops.
- Parks late at night.

The list goes on...

It's not really a matter of where, it's more a matter of how.

Who the hell is going to talk to someone who looks like this (http://tinyurl.com/28j9d7) at a bus stop or a park late at night?

Who the hell is going to talk to someone who looks like this (http://tinyurl.com/28j9d7) at a bus stop or a park late at night?

Lol...

Just don't make that evil looking grin and you'll be fine... I have seen other much normal pictures of you.

Patch works against you if you're trying to quit. Cold turkey or nothing, pussy.

heh fuck that, it's helping the physical cravings for me...

and quitting smoking is alot harder for those of us who have also quit using the shitloads of street drugs!

Hey, hi, yo, or hello.

That's the easiest way to meet someone new.

Fight Club

Dance up to a drunk looking chick, put your hands on her ass, then start moving them up her skirt.

Iv observed more than a few drunk friends try that from a sober point of view and it ain't pretty.

Thats the best way to get slapped by a very angry girl.

The reason you can't get a girlfriend is because you spelled 'because' as 'cuz', and you said 'gf' instead of 'girlfriend'. Only n00bs talk like that, and girls don't like n00bs.

I have two words for you; lower expectations.

Iv observed more than a few drunk friends try that from a sober point of view and it ain't pretty.

Thats the best way to get slapped by a very angry girl.

Find a girl who is drunkener.

"Hello...I have a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears!"

I have two words for you; lower expectations.

Fuck that shit.
Never lower your expectations it only comes back to fuck you in the end.

movies. get there early be4 a big show and mingle.