They are discussing their research, talking about how they're going to have meetings, making jokes and laughing, all with that sickening way of talking using big words. Fucking intellectuals. I never want to be there, bullshitting about my dissertation that I'm writing, and other stupid shit like that. It really fucking annoys me, possibly because I envy every last one of them and their ability to work hard and concentrate in an academic enviornment.

But I really feel like pulling my penis out and pissing on their table. But they're leaving. And I couldn't handle a lawsuit or being charged with something. So I'll give them dirty looks.

Who else is really annoyed by these people who come into cafes, commandeer all the tables into one giant table, and bullshit about their self-importance?

It's a sad day when even academia has fallen prey to the pomp and poof of modern "culture".

Is there no refuge for the quiet nerd?

*ObZ

Someone is jealous because he has an IQ of 48.

I know exactly what you mean, I live in a fucking college town. All but three months of the year we're overrun by rich, egotistical trust fund babies. Makes me sick.

I've never had an IQ test, but I got into this institution without having to take the entrance exam, which is hard enough. It takes effort to jump through hoops and be meticulous like they are, I can't be fucked with it all. I'll get my BA and become a taxi driver if it means I won't have to mingle with these kinds of people.

Indubitably.

*puffs on pipe*

I'm an elitist, smart, academic type.

I went to 2 grammar schools

It's worse when you go to lectures with these people.

"So, I got 87% overall this year!"
"Oh, that's nothing! I got 95%!"
"So, what did you get?"

Me: "Um... 57%."

"Oh." *uncomfortable silence. Turns back to friends.* "So, what did you think of this question?"

And I sit there feeling like a fucking idiot and hating the world in general.

So did I, but I'm certainly not. Hell, my mum's actually a real-life whore.

How much does she charge for blow jobs?