He reminded me of Willy Wonka. Wore a suit and the purple top hat, carried a purse.

He said, "Hello, is the occupant of this house in this house?"

I said, "Uh..can I help you?"

He said, "Would your family be interested in a pudding subscription? It's only $19.95 a month, cancel anytime."

I said "What?" thinking I didn't hear him, and he repeated himself. Then I was just thinking fuck this and said "no, not interested" and started to close the door. The fucker went over to an open window a few feet away and started listing all the flavors they have. Shit like "canilla vanilla, moppy soppy, lilly pilly..." he went on and on, and they all rhymed like that and made little sense. I just said "no thanks." and went back into my room and back on the computer. But from outside I could hear some weird Chinese or Japanese music playing for a few minutes. Then it faded away. I went to look and he was gone.

What the fuck just happened?