Looks like your problem with your penis has really put you on edge, huh?

Don't worry, this doesn't make you any less of a man. Taking cheap shots at somebody over the internet does, but hey, I'm sure your man-standing can take it. After all, you constantly tell everybody on the forums what an incredible sexual machine you are.

Nah dude he totally owned her.

Nah dude he totally owned her.

Yes, totally. I LOLed.

Nah dude he totally owned her.

It's way too easy to rip into arquin. She was nice enough not to come back at him.

It demonstrates class.

lol @ ending relationship cuz you cant keep it up.

Think about Orlando Bloom and it'll come...

Last night, I got a bit stoned then my girl came over. I was so high, I couldnt stop laughing to get my dick hard. Kinda embarrassing. But then she stuck it in a bit, and it was all good from there.

Ive had times where I couldnt get hard. I dont really know why. Guess I just didnt feel like having sex. Other times, I didnt cum. I was just done, and the girl got really mad. I guess she felt inferior.

lulz, stick it in her butt.

Um..

I think the answer is to take your medicine.

If your pathetic enough to rip into a nice lady like Xiao Mei on the internet, god knows who'd tolerate you for more than a day in real life.

simple answer is you are probably gay and need a big juicy cock to get your little tight asshole bleeding while you squeal like the little bitch you are.

You're Gay!!

Bail on life!

if its humiliating why would u post it on a website with random ppl

The problem with your initial diagnosis is that the suffix "-itis" means inflammation. Appendicitis, tonsilitis, bronchitis, etc.

If your cock is soft and inflamed you have more problems than sexual impotence.

Anyways, try playing with her tits while your going at it, or getting a hotter girlfriend.

Hey you middle aged ugly whore, aren't you that bitch that wanted to kill her new born? Your opinion is invalid. You mean nothing. You are scum; shit (the type that wont flush), a pathetic person. Go brag about your "Husband in the airforce with a massive cock and how much you love anal". Dumb cunt. Go kill your child.

P.S. He cheated on you, when you were married. MARRIED. The highest of commitment possible, and you're still with him. Your opinion = void. So, bitch, die.

You need to learn to stop being so easily offended and taking things the wrong way (it's so bad that even I can see it.)

I know you've ruled out homosexuality but are you SURE you're not a closet homosexual? We wouldn't think of you any differently, friend.

It's just been a few days. Give it time to rest. In the mean time, explore other avenues that are "just for her". Could be a great time to learn something new...

Also, it's just going "a little soft", I don't really see a big problem. Sure you can't get the leverage you're use too, but damn, I see it as a great opportunity to try some positions your normally wouldn't with a erect (Read: Non-bendy) penis.

DO NOT end the relationship over something so trivial. All that will do is give this poor girl some complex where she thinks she "isn't hot enough to make her man get hard".

This is &Totse, to talk about throwing away a relationship where you actually HAVE SEX is blasphemy... Especially over this. I mean, I know countless members on here that would fuck a girl with a flaccid penis if they got the chance. Fuck, half of them would probably try to shove their balls in too.

You're too stressed, go take some happy pills... Take a day off... And all will be well.

I mean, I know countless members on here that would fuck a girl with a flaccid penis if they got the chance. Fuck, half of them would probably try to shove their balls in too.

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Looks like your problem with your penis has really put you on edge, huh?

Don't worry, this doesn't make you any less of a man. Taking cheap shots at somebody over the internet does, but hey, I'm sure your man-standing can take it. After all, you constantly tell everybody on the forums what an incredible sexual machine you are.

HEHE its true

Are you serious? You need to get the fuck over yourself. Anxiety+drugs+sex 7 times in 48 hours...And you're surprised that you didn't get rock hard the last couple time?

If your girlie knows anything about men, she's forgotten about it already. It's not like women expect their men to be sex robots, ready to stand at full attention no matter what. It's completely normal to have the occasional performance issue. And since yours was so obviously caused by the things listed above, there is no need to fret. Or break up with your girlfriend. Sheesh.

I have no idea what you said, but I agree with the nose cutting. Do that, it might help.

Euda: You're captain obvious, of course it'd be easy to rip into me. But you're so 'above that'.

Xieo Mei: I was totally fucked on drugs when I wrote that post, the drugs I should have been on when I was having sex, not posting on totse. Kind of apologize, but not about the baby killing thing, you crazy cunt.

People calling me gay: Yes, I fucked her 7 times and the whole time pretended she was Johnny Depp, mmmm, ass hole, yummy.

People saying I brag about being a sexual machine: I'm not. I'm your average dude. It's just that I'm superman in comparison to most of the S&A people "What do I get my girlfriend for her bday" - "Is she a virgin" people. Ever heard of "Better by comparison", DUFF (Designated Ugly/Fat Friend)? That's what most of you are to me, to make me feel better about my self. Thankyou.

Lastly, to the problem, I've discovered it. The two times I went soft were:

1. I awoke at 5:30am to having my dick fondled, then head, but still wasn't hard enough. (I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP). So we went to bed grumpy (she didn't even give it a few minutes).

2. We went to sleep grumpy, but she awoke horny and tried again, no dice.

Problem: I can't get a hard one if I just fucking woke up. There are two types of boners: boners, and sex boners.

Sex boners require a bit more work, ie grinding, kissing, fondling. Now I shall leave this thread for a few more days and see where it goes. Maybe I'll meet a nice guy in the mean time, Bruce, Chuck, Steel? I don't know. I'll let him 'rip into my shitter'. How's that sound totse?

Lastly, I got soft 2/7 times. Those 7 times I had sex is more than 75% of people on this board have had in their life. That is all. Danke.

This guy is hilarious.

That's what most of you are to me, to make me feel better about my self. Thankyou.

You missed my point completely and then went and proved it. Well done.

Haha aren't you that dude who was totally whipped by your girlfriend?

Lol, is this shit a joke? "I gave her multiples". What the fuck are you talking about? Delete this thread now.

Maybe you've got a softcock cos you're not a real man?

People calling me gay: Yes, I fucked her 7 times and the whole time pretended she was Johnny Depp, mmmm, ass hole, yummy.

People saying I brag about being a sexual machine: I'm not. I'm your average dude. It's just that I'm superman in comparison to most of the S&A people "What do I get my girlfriend for her bday" - "Is she a virgin" people. Ever heard of "Better by comparison", DUFF (Designated Ugly/Fat Friend)? That's what most of you are to me, to make me feel better about my self. Thankyou.

Lastly, to the problem, I've discovered it. The two times I went soft were:

1. I awoke at 5:30am to having my dick fondled, then head, but still wasn't hard enough. (I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP). So we went to bed grumpy (she didn't even give it a few minutes).

2. We went to sleep grumpy, but she awoke horny and tried again, no dice.

Problem: I can't get a hard one if I just fucking woke up. There are two types of boners: boners, and sex boners.

Sex boners require a bit more work, ie grinding, kissing, fondling. Now I shall leave this thread for a few more days and see where it goes. Maybe I'll meet a nice guy in the mean time, Bruce, Chuck, Steel? I don't know. I'll let him 'rip into my shitter'. How's that sound totse?

Lastly, I got soft 2/7 times. Those 7 times I had sex is more than 75% of people on this board have had in their life. That is all. Danke.


Any other guy in the world not on viagra have a problem getting hard after waking up? I've got to beat mine with a stick so it won't strangle me in the morning. So you've never had an early riser? Must be waking up next to the wrong gender nahmeen?

Either that or

A) Fuck more attractive girls (and who lets a girl stay with them for 2 days and supplies them with drugs to fuck them? Normal people'd fuck for a couple hours then kick her ass out).

B) Start snorting viagra and esctasy on a daily basis. Make sure there's something around to fuck though or you could rip your couch apart or drill a hole in the wall.

C) Needing a website to boost your self esteem is pretty fucking sad so I dunno go to a self esteem doctor or something. Do you take pictures of you with your arm around your computer? Totse definately isn't a fat friend more the kid with the trenchcoat and aviators on. People on totse probably get laid too. I get get sex anytime I feel like it but it'd be either A)pointless (old pussy) B)expensive plus waste of time or C) Illegal (16) i think.

Point is, you suck. I wanna go through the picture thread to see what you look like but can't be arsed. fuck my posts long my fingers need lubricant, can you toss me some of your anal jelly?

Any other guy in the world not on viagra have a problem getting hard after waking up? I've got to beat mine with a stick so it won't strangle me in the morning. So you've never had an early riser?

I was about to say that. What kind of guy doesn't wake up with a boner. As soon as I wake up and go take a leak, its the biggest mission of the day.

I was about to say that. What kind of guy doesn't wake up with a boner. As soon as I wake up and go take a leak, its the biggest mission of the day.QFT!!

Lol, is this shit a joke? "I gave her multiples". What the fuck are you talking about? Delete this thread now.

Multiple orgasms. Well...ummm, I seriously might be wrong but like 3 times in 10 minutes is multiples, isn't it? I'm not that experienced and just assumed.

To those saying that all guys wake up with boners. It has a name. Morning wood. You get it when you wake up in the morning, not the middle of the night. Difference.

My husband has a constant erection pretty much all night...Or at least everytime I wake up I can feel it against me. If he even dozes off he gets an erection. My ex boyfriend was the same way.

I'm not saying you have a problem, I'm just pointing out that it wouldn't be unreasonable for a woman to expect you to be ready for action at night./shrug Other guys she's been with have probably not been limp while they slept.

A little off topic... But here's a fun fact;

Did you know that when a penis is erect, it's actually in a "relaxed" state, and that when it's flaccid (not erect, whatever) it's actually using all of it's muscles to keep that state.

Just something I picked up on Discovery: Health Channel.

o0o0o

I never expected that...

But anyway, if you had a lot of sex that day it's probably a mix of that and all the drugs that were mentioned.

So what if you weren't very hard twice, hardly a reason to quit a relationship or get upset about.

I mean seriously, who gives a fuck.
It's not like I'd care if it happened to my boyfriend. I mean it's not like it hasn't. We used to have sex between 3 - 11 times a day when we were first together because we didn't see each other everyday and just wanted to fuck, still do usually once a day, but a few times after fuckin' a lot it wasn't exactly piss easy staying completely hard even though he wanted to because we'd had that much sex it just wore him out.

Get over it?