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Old 2007-07-20, 15:11
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Guys, I really really really fucked up just now.

I rented an apartment in a family's house and I've been staying here for nearly a month now. It's been a pretty nice place, but they have this cat that has been constantly bugging the shit out of me. He was always purring loudly in the middle of the night, he'd scratch at my door, he liked digging into the carpet (and that shit will end up costing me money), and sometimes he has even hissed and scratched me. The worst thing he did was hop onto my desk (this thing was a freakin' acrobat) and take a shit.

Anyways, I just got home from work and this cat was waiting outside my door. I opened the door nad just tried to ignore it, but it kept hissing, and as I stepped past it that sonuvabitch scratched me. Well, he managed to get my ankle and I could feel it bleeding, so I kinda kicked it really really hard. It was just instinct...anyone would have done the same. So, I first kicked it into my door (it was partially open), and then it kept hissing at me, so I had to kick it again. This time I kicked it out of my room. There's a room adjacent to mine, so it flew about 2 meters and then knocked the adjacent door open.

I heard some pretty loud snaps, and it's not moving.

Jesus guys, wtf am I gonna do though? The family has a bunch of kids that love this cat, and even though it was just an accident I'm sure as hell the parents (my landlords) will be pissed.

I'm thinking I should jsut get rid of the body. I mean, if they can't find the cat they aren't going to jump to the conclusion that I killed it, right? Garbage pick up is today, so if I put it with the rest of my trash and take it out I don't think they'll ever find it. Or there is another person renting a room here. I could maybe put it under her bed, or no, I could put it behind her door and then close it. This way, she'll open the door and hit the dead cat, and then she'll think she did it.

Anyways, fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK I need more ideas guys. The family usually gets home at about 6, so I only have an hour. HELP

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