In honor of the thread about the uk thing. What do have that could be used as a weapon.

1 hunting knife
1 combat knife
2 sabers/bayonets (non wall hanger)

a wallhanger boomerang (actually i think i could use this if i knew how)
a wall hanger obsidian axe (actually that could fuck someone up badddd)

a heavy pocket watch
sports trophies
various fist sized lumps of pewter
a large heavy walking stick
lots of dumbells
a large (3 foot) wooden mask
an s&m whip


You see you just gotta get creative

I have some clippers, a knife, a computer screen (smash over someones head) and a 120VAC outlet. And last but not least, myself.

2 Indonesian Dha swords
1 Dha 25cm dagger
2 Khukris (the crappy "Made in India" Lionshead version)
1 30cm+ Bowie
1 indian battleaxe (together with small shield)
1 cheap stainless "hunting knife" (wallhanger)
1 African dagger (30cm+ blade, reasonably sharp)
5+ other knives (fishingknives, pocketknives, whatever)
1 Folding saw
1 African Masai "lionspear"
1 Air rifle (good weight to hit someone over the head)
Several ATX powersupplies
Some screwdrivers
Hammer
15" and 17" CRT monitors
1~3 older computers
A ~14" TV

Various other heavy, sharp or pointy objekts

All bladed weapons are within reach from my bed

Edit: Some wine bottles and beercans in the fridge to lol

I have:

A dagger
A BB gun

*waits for a TOTSEan to post about keeping a massive dildo for home defense*

A winchester model 1300 pump shotgun.

Remington Model 500 12ga shotgun, random AR-15 parts ready to be assembled, knife collection, and a bunch of other crap I could theoretically use as weapons, but wouldn't.

I have a knife and a cat.
Ever had an angry cat thrown at your head?

Remington 870, in 12 gauge.

This one.

Anything else would either be not enough, or superfluous.

Ummmm...

Which bedroom?

Master?
Guest?

or office (study)?

I think that covers it.

Ha, nice. I have some Maker's Mark, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker Black Label in a box under my bed. Edit- oh, and some Evan Williams.

I have honestly never heard of that.

I'm not a great fan of bourbon.

People rave about Makers Mark, but it was too sweet for me.

For me, the one, the only, the true drink is a scotch whisky.

Oh, wow. I meant Mossberg. Sorry, I have a Remington .22 (model 597, actually) that's not where it should be... it bothers me. Thanks for pointing that out :-).

:-). I'm partial to scotch and bourbon. Not too picky as long it's straight and warm. Kinda gross to some people.

S&W .38 SPC revolver.
Chinese SKSssssss
12 gauge shotgun (Winchester)

Yeah, there's no joy in being fussy.

Hell, a fussy drinker is not a friendly drinker.

1 butterfly knife and brass knuckles under my bed.

50 megaton nuclear warhead (just to scare them)

toothpicks (to blind them)

glass of ice cold water (to piss them off)

nail clippers (for castration)

pee + stripped power cord (to electrocute)

and a heavy bigass bible (to smack them to death with)

1 tactical folder
1 butterfly knife
2 Fixed blades
2 staffs
2 nunchaku
1 real katana
1 baseball bat
1 throwing axe
2 tan bo
1 hanbo
1 fantasy push dagger

You have problems with the magazines? I had to get rid of mine because the mags wouldnt feed. Even bought new ones .

I only have two firearms out most of the time, A Raven Arms .25ACP, and a Bersa Thunder T380, both loaded with FMJ.

However, my SHTF guns, a Glock 19 loaded with 147 grain Gold Dots, with several extra mags including a 33 rounder loaded with NATO 124 grain FMJ, and a Bushy M4 loaded with Hornady 75 grain TAP with back up mags loaded with Federals Tactical 62 grain TBBC (for penetration), are easily accessed.

I have quite a few other guns, but they are all put up. I also have a total of roughly 7000 rounds stowed away.

Oh yeah, did I mention the lean, mean, 5'9" 165 pound bodybuilding boxing and starter MMArtist that sleeps on the bed.

Is that a typo or are they making 36gr ones now? I've only ever seen them in 40gr and personally i think they need a better hollow point because expansion isn't great, aside from that they were extremely accurate in my norinco.

I've got a machete, few assorted knives ranging from 2.5" to 6", an 18" black rubber cock wrapped in razor wire, A metal money box that i'd REALLY hate to be hit with (It has about 8kg of change in it), The 28" barrels off my U&O shotgun, One pissed of cat that would probably do some damage if swung by the tale.

See my first post (two posts up).

Velocitors were designed as a controlled expansion, deep penetrating, relatively high energy round, I believe to be used on animals around 10-15 pounds or so. In my testing, they have excellent weight retention and pretty deep penetration. They werent designed to be an aggressive, explosive expander (look into the Stingers for that job ).

lets see
1 Himalayan imports khukri
4-5 fixed blade knives
2 butterfly knives
3 folding knives
2 ASP batons
1 5 foot bo staff
1 kendo stick
1 pair of tonfa's
2 pairs of escrima sticks
1 wooden baseball bat with a lead core
1 metal baseball bat
3 wallhanger swords
1 HI sword
1 battle axe

and thats it for the non gun weapons in the gun category we have
1 mossberg 590
1 ruger 10/22
1 SKS
1 Mauser 98
and a CZ-75B

Haha, I roll off my bed, stumble towards the wardrobe, retrieve rifle, back to bad, prop up on pillows, barrel through the rip in my flywire and shoot in the direction of said noisy birds. Normally wakes me up fairly effectively; you forget when you regularly use subsonics that .22s actually can make noise.

Stingers are extremely effective on birds, rabbits, and one unlucky fox. Lucky head shot just behind the eye, left with a red hole, and what felt like wet sponge of brain, blood and spiky bits of bone.

I was using them on wallabies in the 15-35kg range, Penetration was good but with chest shots it was common to need 2-3 round to drop them which is why i went back to Win Power points, Unfortunately they're not as accurate (still 15-17mm @ 50y) but they perform a lot better on game. And i agree the stingers are a good round but in my norinco they're really inaccurate .

My Crappy Asian Rifle (TM) shoots them really well, knocking golf balls around a gravel pit at abut 65 metres. Winchester Power Points seem to hate my gun; every magazine of those I go through I now expect at least one round not to fire first time. Pain in the arse.

Weird you say that about the power-points, i've never experienced it in my years of using them, although every once in a while i get a batch that every 3rd or 4th round is a flyer.

Also some of the crappy asian rifles can be made quite accurate when you float the barrel and bed the action in epoxy, i just used 24hour araldite(sp?), my JW-15 went from grouping ~40-50mm at 50y to consistently putting 5x power-points into 15-17mm .

Nah, with everything but Power POints, this Asian Piece of Crap is actually a real tack driver. Solid steel construction, stands the banging around in the tiny gunsafe we have. Manky stock though, shitty finish which seems to scrape off easily.

In my room I have over 50 knives including a stiletto and a switch blade some daggers and other assorted knives. Although only about half of those knives i would want to use as a weapon.
I also have
- a machete
- a german ww2 bayonet
- a tomahawk
- 2 hatchets 1 with a knife magnetically secured in the handle
- 2 katana
- 1 cutlass
and a club i made from a sawed off section of a broomstick and a peg u would attach to a bicycle. The peg is nailed onto the end of the section of the broomstick and the other end has a grip made from electrical tape.