My girlfriend and I have been going out for around 6 months and sleeping together for most of them. She is 16, I am 18, she is a real nympho but not too slutty about it which I love. Recently however her brother found out and informed their parents. Her parents are very, very religious. They are also aware that I simply abhor christianity. Since they found out we have been limited to weekend visits during the day in a supervised environment. She has been pretty much locked up in another room so she cant sneak out any more. Her mum is the only one who will talk to me, and her brother has threatened to set loose a recently liberated convict on me. Everything is pretty much fucked up, she isn't even allowed to go anywhere that I might be without supervision.

Esteemed totse community, does anyone have any experience with this type of thing? If I could loosen her parents up a bit, or sneak her out or even see her more often so that we might bask in one anothers company. Anything would beat this.

On a side note this afternoon she snuck away from gym to see me for an hour, during this time I believe she may have swallowed my penis piercing, she isn't too sure what happened but it's gone. At the moment I have a paperclip through it instead, is this dangerous? X

Is the paperclip thing dangerous? Is that what you are asking? As long as the piercing has healed, it should be safe as far as infections or anything. Having a sharp, pointy object down there though can't be a great idea. So, I'd suggest finding some new jewelry pretty soon.

As for the parents, I don't think there's too much you can do. They know you have been screwing their doughter, so I don't think there's much hope of them trusting you. You could try to convince them to trust you, but I don't know how well that will work now.

Yeah, they probably won't trust you now so... be really sneaky about seeing her and reinforce the mistrust they have in you already! (Seriously, if they're as Christian as some of the people I know, you're NOT going to change their mind about you).

As for the brother who threatened to put a convict on you... well, what utter bullshit. Technically, under UK law at least, he's committed an offense by threatening you like that (Assault, s.39 Criminal Justice Act). Even if it's an empty threat (I.e. he has no convict), it's still an offense. Technically, he could get put in prison for that.

Revenge? ;D

Anyways, you having the paper clip in your penis should be fine. However, her having the piercing in her stomach 0.o Well, that don't sound too good.... Could get stuck somewhere...

Zaknafein.

As for the brother who threatened to put a convict on you... well, what utter bullshit. Technically, under UK law at least, he's committed an offense by threatening you like that (Assault, s.39 Criminal Justice Act). Even if it's an empty threat (I.e. he has no convict), it's still an offense. Technically, he could get put in prison for that.

Normally I would agree with this, but if he got the brother sent to prison, vagina would become like water in the desert.

You guys are freaks.

Normally I would agree with this, but if he got the brother sent to prison, vagina would become like water in the desert.

Very true. Yeah... I'd scrap the ideas of getting him sent to prison unless your chances of seeing her tend to 0.

Zaknafein.

I was in a similar situation... And there's jack shit I could do.

Sometimes, she'd have her friends come and pick her up, okay it with the parents, etc., and then they'd drop her off somewhere with me.

Just get creative, try to sneak around effectively, if it's imperative to see her.

make it appear that you are a "good" god fearing Christan.

then once they see that, just talk to them say you love her... blah blah blah make some sensitive shit up.

then when your relationship ends, mail them pics of u fucking their daughter and send their son to jail.

You guys are freaks.

First off, you're a troll. And trolls can swallow my hot creamy load, mmk?

She is 16, I am 18

It sucks that you are an adult and she is younger, otherwise I would just tell her to make her own decisions in life. I know it blows man, my girlfriend is 19 and she still gets ordered around by her rents. I'm 18 and I run my own life.

I'd suggest telling the brother to fuck off, or your going to report his threat, sending him straight to jail. Do this with a recording for blackmail. Also, tell him that if he keeps on being a little bitch and telling mommy and daddy everything that you'll break his knees with a wrench.

You have a difficult situation for sure. I wouldn't suck up and act all good for them, that's bullshit. If you really want to let them know things, just talk to them. You've been going out for half a year and they should know that you're here for a good while. Just tell them that their daughter should be allowed to make her own decisions regarding her body and they shouldn't trample their daughter's priveledges because of their own personal opinions. If it's at all possible, try and get them to feel as if they are being dominant/overbearing and they may lighten up. Tell them you love their daughter and would appreciate if they allowed more private time with her.

Worse comes to worse, move on man. Or learn to live w.o. sex for a while. Lol. Good luck.

Fake a break up. Have a fake fight, and then pretend to be broken up. Only meet in secret. Will make the sex extra hawt.

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Worked out for them...

That's fucked up.

Not in a bad way though, cause I kina laughed in that "silly mankind" sorta way.

That's fucked up.

Not in a bad way though, cause I kina laughed in that "silly mankind" sorta way.

Ya gotta laugh to keep from crying.


That should be on a T shirt

Try weasling.

Tell them that you love and respect their daughter...So much so that you are willing to renounce your heathen ways and embrace Christianity to be with her.

Keep the act up for a while and they'll trust you more. Go to church, sing some hymns...Be like Donny fucking Osmond if she's that important to you.

We managed to sneak her out last night back to my house. Seemed simple enough, I can probably get by if we just keep doing that. Though if we get caught again, they will definatly try to sever this completely. I could try to become a good christian and everything, though I am fairly certain that they would still enforce the rules and then probably think that I am fine with them :( She went to a counciler today and I think that went well. Thanks for all the advice guys, its just such a tough situation, not sure if there is any real way out of it.


PS. I took the bar of the piercing out to do her then when I went to put it back in both ends had healed up. Shish kabobing your own dick is certainly an experience...X

Sneak off and have a good bonk :)

That makes life SO much more exciting.

Seduce the mother by introducing her to the pleasures of a godless lifestyle filled with debauchery and sin and cunnilingus. Make it clear to her that a relationship between you will never work but now she's got a taste for sin she will dump her prudish husband for a life of excitement. Tell your girlfriend to choose to live with her mother after the divorce, a mother who thanks to you is now much more liberal.

No need to thank me, just pay it forward.

If you want results in the fashion you're looking for them, this is probably your best option.

*supports*

Well, thank you.

I'd like to thank Win A Free iPod...God...The academy...My parents...

Oh and the people who taught me to be a dishonest bastard! :D

Found out yesterday that she cut herself after a particularly heated fight with her mum. I know that seems like emo bitch syndrome, but she has always seemed to be violently opposed to cutters, and never thought she could bring herself to do it. Evidently not. It makes me very concerned for her, is there anything I can do in regards to this. It seems to be beyond sex now, like her parents are emotionally damaging/severing her.

Im considering having a talk to them as a fellow adult rather than a naughty little boy. Just to let them know how badly they are treating her and how concerned they should be. It makes me want to tear their throats out that they could damage her so badly because of what their god says.

Your lucky they didn't press charges.....

I really have no advice I guess, I was hoping someone else would give some, because I am in similar situations..

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woot gotta love south park:
*sings* BLAME CANADA!

tell her to become a better liar. i'vebeen keeping a similar thing under wraps for two years.

you could try kissing ass, that shoulddd work. orrr you could just kinda slow down and not be so close for a while until they start letting her go out again, then reintroduce yourself o them again slowly

Go up to her parents, don't fight or argue, shake her father hand and ask for permission to see his daughter.