About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Sex and Affection
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2007-07-18, 21:25
oral fixation oral fixation is offline
Regular
 
Default funny/awkward situation - Page 2

ok, so if being on totse most of my day doesnt classify me as a pervert already, whenever totse starts to bore me i look at the craigslist ads in the casual encounters section...you know its a funny read.

anyway, i did this earlier today and saw one ad that took me for surprise. its someone i work with and his girlfriend looking for a third. i started cracking up laughing; this guy is not attractive. i just can't believe that he is dumb enough to put a face pic along with his ad. the part that sucks tho is i can't make fun of him for it because i would have to fess up that i look at the ads.


now, how do i go about looking at and talking with this guy without laughing in his face?
 #2 
Old 2007-07-18, 21:35
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Quote:
Originally Posted by oral fixation
ok, so if being on totse most of my day doesnt classify me as a pervert already, whenever totse starts to bore me i look at the craigslist ads in the casual encounters section...you know its a funny read.

anyway, i did this earlier today and saw one ad that took me for surprise. its someone i work with and his girlfriend looking for a third. i started cracking up laughing; this guy is not attractive. i just can't believe that he is dumb enough to put a face pic along with his ad. the part that sucks tho is i can't make fun of him for it because i would have to fess up that i look at the ads.


now, how do i go about looking at and talking with this guy without laughing in his face?


Grow the fuck up?
 #3 
Old 2007-07-18, 21:36
pisstest420 pisstest420 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Grow the fuck up?

THats about it.
 #4 
Old 2007-07-18, 21:38
casanova casanova is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Grow the fuck up?

yeahh
 #5 
Old 2007-07-18, 22:52
Moderator
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

yeahh

Yeah lets quote what someone else said due to our lack of imagination, shall we?



Oral, I think he'd be as embarassed as you if he knew his workmates saw him.
I think all you need to do is walk up to him, and say "Craiglist" and wander off smirking.
See how fast that ad dissapears.
 #6 
Old 2007-07-18, 23:07
256 256 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Yeah lets quote what someone else said due to our lack of imagination, shall we?

It could be because... he agrees?

It would have been more honest if you'd just come out and said "NUH UH!".
 #7 
Old 2007-07-18, 23:20
Totyai Totyai is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

I second the motion to walk up and say 'craigslist'.

only I'd do it with a camera, or better yet, if your work place has security cameras, I'd get the security guard in on it so he can watch from the booth (with a crowd!) and then keep the tape afterwards.
 #8 
Old 2007-07-19, 00:03
Regular
 
Georgia USA
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Why mention it at all or worry about it? Some folks are into swinging...As long as no one gets hurt, it's all in good fun.

And IME, most swingers aren't supermodel types.
 #9 
Old 2007-07-19, 00:17
Drox Drox is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

whenever totse starts to bore me


Witch!
 #10 
Old 2007-07-19, 00:28
Moderator
 
dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Why on Earth should he feel embarrassed? As long as he didn't tell them he was an ivory sex god with a six pack and a 14" cock?
  #11   Add SilentMind to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 00:39
SilentMind SilentMind is offline
Regular
 
Florida, US SilentMind is helpful SilentMind is helpful
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Just print out a few copies of the ad, pics included, and leave them around work.

That should take care of it. Then you can laugh all you want.
Reply With Quote
  #12   Add sidewayz6.6 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 01:39
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
Regular
 
Indiana US Send a message via AIM to sidewayz6.6 Send a message via MSN to sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is an unknown
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentMind View Post
Just print out a few copies of the ad, pics included, and leave them around work.

That should take care of it. Then you can laugh all you want.
Yes, even better: if you work at an office, just print out a few copies at random intervals throughout the day. Try to get as many people as possible to "find" it waiting at the printer when they go there to get their oh-so-important documents. If you do this though, DON'T let him know that you know.
Reply With Quote
  #13   Add asthesunsets to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 02:06
asthesunsets asthesunsets is online now
Regular
 
asthesunsets is an unknown
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

email it around the office.
Reply With Quote
  #14   Add CarbonB to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 02:25
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
Regular
 
El Yucatan, putas! CarbonB is helpful
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek View Post
Yeah lets quote what someone else said due to our lack of imagination, shall we?



Oral, I think he'd be as embarrassed as you if he knew his workmates saw him.
I think all you need to do is walk up to him, and say "Craiglist" and wander off smirking.
See how fast that ad dissapears.
Just the fact that you are all for trying to embarrass this guy, puts you on the same level as the 14 year old punks on this website. What exactly are the requirements for Moderators these days?

Braindead and female?
Reply With Quote
  #15   Add OrganizedChaos to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 03:58
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
Regular
 
DirtyJersey US OrganizedChaos is an unknown
Cool Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by CarbonB View Post
Braindead and female?
What's the difference?
Reply With Quote
  #16   Add evilman to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 04:26
evilman evilman is offline
Regular
 
my moms house evilman is an unknown
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by OrganizedChaos View Post
What's the difference?
hahaha

but as a 14 yearold im offended by carbonB
Reply With Quote
  #17   Add yoyobek to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 10:30
yoyobek yoyobek is offline
Moderator
 
The Anzhelika yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful yoyobek is helpful
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by CarbonB View Post
Just the fact that you are all for trying to embarrass this guy, puts you on the same level as the 14 year old punks on this website. What exactly are the requirements for Moderators these days?

Braindead and female?
Why should he be embarassed?

If he was an easily embarassed person he probably wouldnt be going in for group sex.


Oral, Actually, it might be better not to mention it to him after all, incase he thinks you're wanting to be that extra person.
__________________
yokozunayoyobek@googlemail.com
Reply With Quote
  #18   Add TheParkinator to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 16:10
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
Regular
 
Warning: Eats Human Souls TheParkinator is an unknown
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drox View Post
Witch!
lol!!!

whats up yoyo
Reply With Quote
  #19   Add glutamate antagonist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 21:51
glutamate antagonist glutamate antagonist is online now
Regular
 
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 Send a message via ICQ to glutamate antagonist glutamate antagonist is helpful
Thumbs up Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by 256 View Post
It could be because... he agrees?
Correct!
Reply With Quote
  #20   Add casanova to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-19, 22:50
casanova casanova is offline
Regular
 
NY casanova is an unknown
Default Re: funny/awkward situation

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek View Post
Yeah lets quote what someone else said due to our lack of imagination, shall we?
What else more is there to say? It's immature and just pointless, and certainly does not merit a post being made.

Yoyobek, this isn't the first time you've attacked me and for no good reason. What gives?

I only know you from occasionally reading posts on this forum, and you are perhaps the most misanthropic person I know. Just because your personal life is pathetic, doesn't mean you have to take your anger and bitterness out on strangers over the internet. Mellow out, seriously. Otherwise you're destined to forever be the angry fat lady who lives with guinea pigs. I hope you really love those disgusting rats because you're completely repulsive to anyone else who crosses your path.
Reply With Quote
 #21 
Old 2007-07-20, 04:01
Lord G Lord G is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

email it around office Once everyone knows you can laugh all you want

Or if you feel like being a total dueshbag you could make a fake profile, respond to the add and give the phone of a coworker whom he doesn't know, preferably one of the gossipy types .
 #22 
Old 2007-07-20, 19:49
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

The next time at work, say you saw his ad, and that you're down for swingin. Go with him to his little apartment, pick up a 5th on the way. Slap him down as soon as you enter his place and make him sit in the corner and watch. Then pull his wife into the room and lay the pipe in her malisciously, from the back, while sippin from your drink. That's what I'd do.
 #23 
Old 2007-07-20, 19:57
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

Quote:
Originally Posted by SlapinFoFun
The next time at work, say you saw his ad, and that you're down for swingin. Go with him to his little apartment, pick up a 5th on the way. Slap him down as soon as you enter his place and make him sit in the corner and watch. Then pull his wife into the room and lay the pipe in her malisciously, from the back, while sippin from your drink. That's what I'd do.


Uhh, the OP is female herself.

/Your plan.
 #24 
Old 2007-07-21, 01:00
Brian_Damage Brian_Damage is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: funny/awkward situation - Page 2

So fucking what if he's looking for a threesome...Whats the big problem here..? If that's what he and his girlfriend are into, have at it...If someone from work decided to put an ad in the paper about whatever kinky shite they are into, I'd like to think I'd neither laugh at them the first time I see them nor go up and say "craiglist" in their face like a sad bitch!..

Have you ever spoken to this guy..?

Maybe he's a chilled out, down to earth, cool guy. Who doesn't give a shite about what immature fucks think, or say about him, either to his face or behind his back...Why should he feel embarrassed..? Because his life doesn't revolve around pishy gossiping shitebags around work and instead around experimenting within a relationship..?

Honour Yersel Son!!
Reply


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode
Hybrid Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode
Threaded Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics