I met this girl online (This is how all disappointing stories start) who is hypersexual. I'll tell you right now that I'm pretty sure she is in fact a real person, I'm checking with numerous people soon. Anyway, she said her parents were moving to my town and she wanted to meet as many people as possible before she came, wanted to know about the school, etc.

Seeing that she was unabashedly sexual on her profile (yes, MySpace, get the fuck over it), e.g. a video on how to give a woman a "huge, screaming orgasm" and explanations that she is not, in fact, "a whore," I tried my best to turn the conversation highly sexually charged. I was successful, although it was pretty easy to do.

Anyway, she wants nekkid pics. This surprised me also, because she said I was "so hot, like, i cant even believe how hot u r" (no punctuation, btw). A person has to be pretty damn sexy for that, I would think, and I'm not sure that's me.

Seems a little fishy, but even if it isn't I'm a little wary about distributing muh nudes on the least secure network in history (the internet). I'm pretty sure I could score some intimate pictures of her, but at what price? I'd rather mine didn't start popping up everywhere, whether she would do that on purpose or carelessly allow others to see, take and/or copy them.

I don't think this would be a problem if I could figure out how to post them on the web in a read only format so she can't save them, because I don't think she knows how to print screen.

Your thoughts, your experiences with the almighty naked pics, etc. please. :)

Its your mom.

Its your mom.

That's fine :)

In my extremely unprofessional opinion, I wouldn't do it.

If you want to tease her at all, just take a picture of you with your shirt off in a nice pose or something. Or if you're not a fan of you with your shirt off, just give her a picture where you look quite good.

Tell her that she will have to wait to see more if she's interested. If not, whatever man, the girl seems like a whore anyways.

Your call, good luck.

You don't think she knows how to print screen, but it is completely possible that this is a prank from someone you know. It is not hard to fish passwords on myspace, and its easy someone could try to get those pictures and then post them all over the place.

I wouldn't believe her, even if she does give you nude pictures, how the fuck do you know that it is really her talking to you?

Tell her she can see you nude when she finally moves to your town.

just do like i did, some girl wanted pics of me..then i said well i cant really take those kind(jokingly saying that i was assuming nude ones) so i cobbed some off this website and just sent them to her...so they werent me lol...And shes like WOW these are nice pics...so on and so forth....

Jail bait.

I would just do it. I really couldn't care less if everyone knew what I look like naked. Who knows, you might just get laid.

Tell her she just has to come see, in person.

post nekked pics of her here and I'll post nekkid pics of myself that you can send her and tell them they're you to make her even more turned on!

And you can make some upgrades.

I loled.

I... I think it's working!

Stay tuned, it may be a couple days, don't get your hopes up, but if we're lucky, we can all look at a dark, grainy, somehow anti-climactic newd.

Oh, I should say that she's 18.

Fishy, very fishy.

Careful man. Not saying anythings up but... careful...

Aha, but this new change of course looks promising and doesn't require any potential embarrassment on my part.

I asked her to write my username on her and take a flesh pic and she literally said 'k babe ill see wut i can do.'

So she's obviously no Einstein, but I doubt totse really cares.

5-0! 5-0!

Run!

*scans thread for naked pics, finds none, leaves dissapointed*

MODS PLEASE LOCK/DELETE

So she's obviously no Einstein, but I doubt totse really cares.

Oddly enough, bad net grammar is a huge turnoff for me.

Yea, I'm a nerd...

Bigtime. :(

It's a trap! (http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg)

Physically mail her the pics. she'll have to give you her address, and from there I hope it would be easy to tell if it's someone in your town or not.

Its your mom.

a mum is fine too

Jesus Christ, find yourself a girlfriend in real life. Don't stoop so low as to send naked pictures to a random chick on the internet.

Uggh.

That's fine :)

oooh.

pix?

I demand teh nekkid pix :(

Seriously, just be careful.

hey lemon cake :D

Show her a picture of you topless or something and promise her the new thing when she moves to town.

Or just make the promise and it'll be all good in the hood.

It's a trap! (http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg)

It's a tarp! (http://static.velvetcache.org/pages/2007/5/25/its-a-trap/tarp-30198.jpg)

^We have IMG tags now...

And I would do it. I dunno, I don't give a shit if people see me nude.

hypersexual? is that the new word for slut?

I think you might eventually see.....

http://www.itsevansville.com/img/attachments/justin_williams/hansen_chris_2005_sm.jpg

Yes. I just have a hard time calling people 'sluts,' or 'whores' unless they're bitches. I mean, there are at least a few people out there who are hypersexual and not whores. I guess I'm just giving the benefit of the doubt.

But probably so, yes.

Aha, but this new change of course looks promising and doesn't require any potential embarrassment on my part.

I asked her to write my username on her and take a flesh pic and she literally said 'k babe ill see wut i can do.'

So she's obviously no Einstein, but I doubt totse really cares.

you don't find it strange that she couldn't take at least a non-nude picture with your username right at that moment?

Pizza Hut does deliver you artard

Pizza Hut does deliver you artard

exactly, dumbass, that's what he's saying the difference is. fuck.

anyways, op, i think you should send her a pic of your pubic region, but make sure you don't have anything showing that she could use to identify you. like, make sure your face, any tattoos, unusual markings, etc... are not showing. that way, if it is someone that you know, you can just be like 'oh well, i found those pics on the internet anyways, lulz u got pwned' and if it's not, she might send you pics.

or you could just do like someone else said and find some random dick pics to post.

i agree just tell her if she wants to see u naked, she will have to come see u in person. dont send her nudes of yourself. some chick did that to my friend and now everyone has them. incl me ;)

you fail

who cares if anyone sees you naked just post your body with out your face

and if shes a mum atleast you know she roots

This thread delivers like digiorno.

I have failed all. If it were still here (still puzzled about the rep thing) then I imagine I should be -repped.

However, all is not a loss. Here's what I hoped I would recieve. A consolation gift for you all, per se.

http://hostwhore.com/out.php/i3080_1642052109.jpg

http://hostwhore.com/out.php/i3081_1648618348.jpg

http://hostwhore.com/out.php/i3074_113987631.jpg

You fucking idiot, why would a hot girl want your naked pics.She's probably going to blackmail you for money after getting your pics you retard, stay clear from these type of whores, get her to do a strip show on webcam make sure its her by telling her to do some acts, tape it then send your naked picture.

PS: If she is for real when you dump the bitch she'll blackmail you

The question is, how do you know it's really her?

Why the fuck would she take pictures outside....it look like someone is taking picture of her...

Am I smelling some bullshit?

yes i also smell bullshit

HEY HEY HEY PEOPLE WHY DON'T YOU READ THE FUCKING POST!

I said I had failed, and in return I gave you some random fucking pictures from the internet.

Goddamn kids these days, always skipping the text going straight to the pics.

Fucking read my posts too.

I'm basically saying that she's(or he) bull-fucking-shit.

Fucking read my posts too.

I'm basically saying that she's(or he) bull-fucking-shit.

Entirely possible, even probable.

Anyway, here's what I've learned: If you think you might have an opportunity to score some newds, secure them first before you flap your lips on totse.

Oh, and I will have a (delivering) nekkid pic thread, someday, somehow... No dudes.

DO IT! NOW!

Oh, and don't forget to post how it went.