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 #1 
Old 2007-07-17, 21:14
Syd Barrett Syd Barrett is offline
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Default What have you named your vagin0r?

Everybody knows that everyfucking female has named there vag at one stage.

I named my girls vagina, 'the gorge' and i dont know why, it just reminds me of the grand canyon (no pics you dirty fucker)

So my question is totse, what did you name your vagin0r or your girlfriends vagin0r?
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Old 2007-07-17, 21:34
Bast Bast is offline
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Only has a name when I'm on the rag: Fucking Bitch, or Bitch for short.

All other times: I refer to it as "she"
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Old 2007-07-17, 22:00
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

Everybody knows that everyfucking female has named there vag at one stage.


Yeah?

Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.
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Old 2007-07-17, 22:50
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Yeah?

Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.

that's your vagina's name?

Oh BTW LOL opposite thread.
 #5 
Old 2007-07-17, 23:01
RabidGeneral RabidGeneral is offline
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^lolol
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Old 2007-07-17, 23:02
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Grand canyon? I'd be suspicious to your motives if I was your girlfriend.
 #7 
Old 2007-07-18, 00:48
evilman evilman is offline
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Yeah?

Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.

im still laughing
 #8 
Old 2007-07-18, 02:30
I touch myself at night I touch myself at night is offline
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The Meat grinder.
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Old 2007-07-18, 10:44
kashel kashel is offline
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The Meat grinder.

Fucking awesome name. It reminds me of a girl I know...

I haven't thought of a name before now. And I still cant think of one.

So not all girls have a name for their vaginas, no.
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Old 2007-07-18, 11:59
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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fishy
 #11 
Old 2007-07-18, 12:35
Xpenguin17 Xpenguin17 is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

I call my girl's hot lil snatch "sweetcake" cuz it literally is. :D
 #12 
Old 2007-07-18, 14:27
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Mine doesn't have a name yet. :(
 #13 
Old 2007-07-18, 14:39
KoldBane KoldBane is offline
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my girlfriend calls hers Molly Sue, then again she's Irish...
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Old 2007-07-18, 15:06
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

Well I never wear underwear, but I wear alot of skirts so sometimes if I'm chilling with the girls and it accidentally flops out, and they go "Arrrghghghg put some fucking pants on!" I say "no, my poofy likes to run free."

I just like to say that because it sounds disgusting.

One day I really, really, really want to mash my cunt up against the bay window in our livingroom when somebody walks by.

That would be some good laughs.
 #15 
Old 2007-07-18, 15:37
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xpenguin17
I call my girl's hot lil snatch "sweetcake" cuz it literally is. :D


WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS

MadMadMad

CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES

CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE

OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND

*pet hate*

*breathes deeply*
 #16 
Old 2007-07-19, 01:19
Xpenguin17 Xpenguin17 is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS

MadMadMad

CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES

CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE

OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND

*pet hate*

*breathes deeply*

Shut up nig-nog!

It is to me and that's that! :D
 #17 
Old 2007-07-19, 01:57
Hunter66 Hunter66 is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS

MadMadMad

CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES

CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE

OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND

*pet hate*

*breathes deeply*

THANK YOU! People use 'literally' incorrectly all the time, and it annoys me Mad
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Old 2007-07-19, 01:59
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Originally Posted by captain_kirk
Well I never wear underwear, but I wear alot of skirts so sometimes if I'm chilling with the girls and it accidentally flops out, and they go "Arrrghghghg put some fucking pants on!" I say "no, my poofy likes to run free."

I just like to say that because it sounds disgusting.

One day I really, really, really want to mash my cunt up against the bay window in our livingroom when somebody walks by.

That would be some good laughs.


Marry me....
 #19 
Old 2007-07-19, 04:34
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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS

MadMadMad

CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES

CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE

OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND

*pet hate*

*breathes deeply*

Man when I was reading through this thread I saw him say literally and, I kid you not, that rant went through my head, almost exactly.
 #20 
Old 2007-07-19, 05:05
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

I like warm, soft, wet hole. Though I don't have one, it's just how i refer to them. And to some women in general.
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Old 2007-07-19, 05:12
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Originally Posted by Khepri
Mine doesn't have a name yet. :(


I christen your snooch "Howie".

Good day. :)
 #22 
Old 2007-07-19, 07:51
jimany jimany is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

...it accidentally flops out...

Wait a minute. Since when do vaginas flop? Maybe a little flap, but no flop.
 #23 
Old 2007-07-19, 08:05
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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^She's a lesbian.

Still doesn't explain it though....

Or does it...? o_O

*ObZ
 #24 
Old 2007-07-19, 08:54
S t o y v e S t o y v e is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

The term "butcher's dustbin" has always been a favourite of mine.
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Old 2007-07-19, 13:29
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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Default Re: What have you named your vagin0r?

CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES


...Cakes do not grow on anything.
 #26 
Old 2007-07-19, 13:37
deiki deiki is offline
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heliamphora anyone ?
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Old 2007-07-19, 14:24
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...Cakes do not grow on anything.

'Cept trees.
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Old 2007-07-19, 17:52
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Cake trees FTW!
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Old 2007-07-19, 20:30
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Cake trees FTW!

O RLY :p

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=com.google:en-US:official&hs=wnH&q=%22Cake+trees%22&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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