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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-07-17, 21:14
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Syd Barrett 
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What have you named your vagin0r?
Everybody knows that everyfucking female has named there vag at one stage.
I named my girls vagina, 'the gorge' and i dont know why, it just reminds me of the grand canyon (no pics you dirty fucker)
So my question is totse, what did you name your vagin0r or your girlfriends vagin0r?
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#2
 2007-07-17, 21:34
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Bast 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Only has a name when I'm on the rag: Fucking Bitch, or Bitch for short.
All other times: I refer to it as "she"
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#3
 2007-07-17, 22:00
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Everybody knows that everyfucking female has named there vag at one stage.
Yeah?
Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.
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#4
 2007-07-17, 22:50
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Yeah?
Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.
that's your vagina's name?
Oh BTW LOL opposite thread.
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#5
 2007-07-17, 23:01
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RabidGeneral 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
^lolol
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#6
 2007-07-17, 23:02
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Grand canyon? I'd be suspicious to your motives if I was your girlfriend.
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#7
 2007-07-18, 00:48
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evilman 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Yeah?
Speak for yourself, fuckhole. You're not everybody.
im still laughing
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#8
 2007-07-18, 02:30
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I touch myself at night 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
The Meat grinder.
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#9
 2007-07-18, 10:44
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kashel 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
The Meat grinder.
Fucking awesome name. It reminds me of a girl I know...
I haven't thought of a name before now. And I still cant think of one.
So not all girls have a name for their vaginas, no.
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#10
 2007-07-18, 11:59
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cant b bothered 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
fishy
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#11
 2007-07-18, 12:35
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Xpenguin17 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
I call my girl's hot lil snatch "sweetcake" cuz it literally is. :D
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#12
 2007-07-18, 14:27
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Mine doesn't have a name yet. :(
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#13
 2007-07-18, 14:39
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
my girlfriend calls hers Molly Sue, then again she's Irish...
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#14
 2007-07-18, 15:06
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Well I never wear underwear, but I wear alot of skirts so sometimes if I'm chilling with the girls and it accidentally flops out, and they go "Arrrghghghg put some fucking pants on!" I say "no, my poofy likes to run free."
I just like to say that because it sounds disgusting.
One day I really, really, really want to mash my cunt up against the bay window in our livingroom when somebody walks by.
That would be some good laughs.
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#15
 2007-07-18, 15:37
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Mr.Happy 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
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Originally Posted by Xpenguin17
I call my girl's hot lil snatch "sweetcake" cuz it literally is. :D
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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS
 
CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES
CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE
OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
*pet hate*
*breathes deeply*
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#16
 2007-07-19, 01:19
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Xpenguin17 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS
 
CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES
CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE
OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
*pet hate*
*breathes deeply*
Shut up nig-nog!
It is to me and that's that! :D
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#17
 2007-07-19, 01:57
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS
 
CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES
CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE
OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
*pet hate*
*breathes deeply*
THANK YOU! People use 'literally' incorrectly all the time, and it annoys me 
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#18
 2007-07-19, 01:59
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
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Originally Posted by captain_kirk
Well I never wear underwear, but I wear alot of skirts so sometimes if I'm chilling with the girls and it accidentally flops out, and they go "Arrrghghghg put some fucking pants on!" I say "no, my poofy likes to run free."
I just like to say that because it sounds disgusting.
One day I really, really, really want to mash my cunt up against the bay window in our livingroom when somebody walks by.
That would be some good laughs.
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Marry me....
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#19
 2007-07-19, 04:34
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LITERALLY MEANS
 
CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES
CROTCHES ARE NOT MADE OF CAKES
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA IS NOT LITERALLY A CAKE
OR IF IT IS GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
*pet hate*
*breathes deeply*
Man when I was reading through this thread I saw him say literally and, I kid you not, that rant went through my head, almost exactly.
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#20
 2007-07-19, 05:05
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
I like warm, soft, wet hole. Though I don't have one, it's just how i refer to them. And to some women in general.
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#21
 2007-07-19, 05:12
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
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Originally Posted by Khepri
Mine doesn't have a name yet. :(
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I christen your snooch "Howie".
Good day. :)
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#22
 2007-07-19, 07:51
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jimany 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
...it accidentally flops out...
Wait a minute. Since when do vaginas flop? Maybe a little flap, but no flop.
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#23
 2007-07-19, 08:05
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ObsdianZ 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
^She's a lesbian.
Still doesn't explain it though....
Or does it...? o_O
*ObZ
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#24
 2007-07-19, 08:54
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S t o y v e 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
The term "butcher's dustbin" has always been a favourite of mine.
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#25
 2007-07-19, 13:29
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
CAKES DO NOT GROW ON CROTCHES
...Cakes do not grow on anything.
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#26
 2007-07-19, 13:37
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deiki 
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
heliamphora anyone ?
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#27
 2007-07-19, 14:24
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
...Cakes do not grow on anything.
'Cept trees.
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#28
 2007-07-19, 17:52
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Cake trees FTW!
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#29
 2007-07-19, 20:30
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Re: What have you named your vagin0r?
Cake trees FTW!
O RLY :p
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=com.google:en-US:official&hs=wnH&q=%22Cake+trees%22&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
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