Everybody knows that everyfucking male has named there cock at one stage.

I named my cock, 'maximus' and i dont know why, it just reminds me of hercules (no pics you dirty fucker)

So my question is totse, what did you name your pen0r?

I CALL MINE THE DEEP DIVER

If there are girls around, it's usually "Master".

Mr. Leo and the Boys.

shortround

Vincent

In case your wondering, yeah I have a nickname for my penis, it's called the octagon.

Harry Potter.

The Hamburgler.

i call my boyfriend's 'jerry', because he's a stand up sort of guy.

reggie_jr

/poor victim.

What kind of retard names their penis?

Christ.

*ObZ

The Hamburgler.

I LOLed so hard I pooped a little.

Chuck Norris.

Larry.

What kind of retard names their penis Christ?

*ObZ

You calling me a retard? I believe Christ is a rather fitting name for my member.

The Hamburgler.
awesome

Sometimes I'll call him Mr. Happy, but mostly I'm not lame enough to give my penis a name. Never when I'm alone, it's strictly a 'penis-names love company' thing.

There's a guy I know who called his penis Cocktimus Prime. He's a fag.

There's a guy I know who called his penis Cocktimus Prime. He's a fag.

Ahahahahah.

I don't generally refer to it by name but I suppose it would be "Little (my name)".

It doesn't deserve a name.

Although the nickname my ex gave it has kind of stuck in my mind so I tend to call it that.

The Hung Hero
or
The Danglin' Death

Jack Baur


cuz I can go for 24 hours

The best one ive ever heard is 'Russell the love muscle'

Gomenasai.

You named your penis Christ? What an egotistical bastard. I'd like to cover you in spaghetti, because you're so egotistical.

I name mine Mike Sr. and always follow it up with an explanation that I'm Mike Jr.

"The spitting cobra"

Ultima Weapon

Han. Like Han Solo. Let me fly my millennium falcon into your death star!

I usually just call it the soldier. The best i've ever heard though is WOMBSTRETCHER, THE MAGNIFICENT! from bash.org.

Igor The Barbarian.

-N-

richard so everyone can just call it dick

My penis gets exited when i call it Thomas The Train

:D:D The Executor :D:D

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/zs/rotj/execdive7.jpg

hell yeah my dick is getting some poontang BITCHES

There's a guy I know who called his penis Cocktimus Prime. He's a fag.

LOLOLOL :D

http://www.google.com/search?q=Cocktimus+Prime&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.google:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

i dont use a name often but ive called it princess zofia once or twice

the obliterator

Xelotath Xauldakor, Hunter of Droag

Penis. Dick.

The Man.

Penis. Dick.

That's about the extent to mine :( I don't have a name. I also might use the word "Cock".

Someone name my penis for me.... 0.o

Zaknafein.

I call it my best friend.

Tommy Lee

Considering how close he is to Pamela Handerson...

andy........andyconda

Someone name my penis for me.... 0.o

Call it Planck.

alright, well my current girlfriend was surprised that mine didnt have a name, so about 4 months ago we decided to name it Jörmungandr, which is the name of the serpent which kills Thor in the battle of Ragnarok in norse mythology. Needless to say, her pussy's name is now Thor.

It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.

Needless to say, her pussy's name is now Thor.

I hope it has less of a beard than he did.