I'm not talking like "Hey, bitch, come to daddy", more like "Hey, baby".

Only problem with that is she hates the word "Baby (or any form of it {babe, etc.})".

So, what's a good alternative? I mean, there's;

*Honey
*Sweety
*Sugar

But, that's about all I got. I can't call her "Lover" or "love" because she would be uncomfortable. We're not far enough a long to make "Love" a part of our nicknames. I also refuse to call her anything gross like "sugar booger" or "poo bear".

So, what are my options?

I call mine hun :)

and other names during..other times >.> :D

Call her snookums :P

slut hole.

I like when my boyfriend calls me "sweetheart", "sexy" or "
beautiful". Makes me feel good :)

Babycakes.

I call my boyfriend "bub" or "bubby". But I guess those are both derivatives of "baby".

Call her "sexy", or "gorgeous", or "beautiful".

Or make up something specific to her. Something about her looks or personality or such.

i call mine hun, bub, beautiful or princess :)

Find an original nickname that she hates. It seriously works for my girlfriend. She always talks about how she hates it so much when I call her that and then just leads into play wrestling which leads to other fun activities. My girlfriend's name is Megan so I call her Smegalicious. She hates that Fergie song as I'm sure pretty much everyone here does. It works as long as it is kind of cute, kind of original, and slightly obnoxious. Because it just gets them going.

But be sure to have a good counter-nickname to use in case the one they hate gets to be too much.

Fat. Because she is.

Fat. Because she is.

That made me lol

anyway, call her princes, it'll make her feel special

Hun, bub, beautiful.

The list goes on forever.

P.S. She might like being called cum dumpster

Babycakes.

Win. That, or "sweet cheeks". Definitely.

What part of Columbus does your girl live in? And is she an 11th grader?

I have a strange feeling in my stomach.

Some of these are good... I've settled on calling her "Sexy" for the time being.

Her name is Caroline.. So, if you guys wanna tell me a good variation I can get out of a name like that, it'd be great.

I like Baby Cakes, but damn... She hates that word with a passion. I have no idea why, but she does. Princess, might be a little too much to her ego.

She calls me "Sugar Daddy".

I can't call her cum dumpster yet because... well, she's never "done the deed" to be called that.

She's not fat... I'd post pics, but there is a great possibility that she will stumble on to this thread... which would not be good.

Well... Maybe just one pic.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e314/fatkitty420/l_e48a81e9e41b0f97e8e1499db83dfb13.jpg

You shouldn't ask other people, it should just be something that comes up naturally. If you have to force it, it's not really worth bothering.

I call my girlfriend bunny or bun a lot, it's just like another name now. But then, we have tonnes of names for each other, I like it.

I like the other ones more. :p

And you know my favorite one!

wench
bitch
ho
Mypussy
cunt (girls love this one)
slave
Blowjob Betty
fuckmuffin



Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

Jason

That made me lol

anyway, call her princes, it'll make her feel special

It would if it was spelt right

Olly: Do you know the language of love?
Chester: Yeah, it's like...
Olly: How's it go?
Chester: Sure, "Hey fruity lips... come on, come on home with me sugar butt."
Olly: Sugar Butt?
Chester: Yeah.
Olly: You called a girl "Sugar Butt"?
Chester: Yeah, and I keep cereal in my pocket, to feed them.

i call mine bunny

cunt :)

call her your totse name, fat kitty.

call her cum dumpster.

call her girlfriend.

call her girlfriend.

I do... Well, she calls me "Boyfriend" and I call her "Gee Eff" (get it, ha. I'm witty).

Ok, so besides that, I've called her;

"Women"
"Lady"
"Sexy"

No way in hell I'd call her "fat kitty", she already suspects I post here... If she knew my user name, she would know which forums.

i think they just kinda happen, you can't just pick one and use it because it's unnatural and will feeel stupid and weird.
i don't always realise when i call or am called something other than my actual name, there's a few different things from the typical babyyy through to somme silly ones.
call her chip munk though, or like, alvin.

Or like...tv-dinner, that's a nice one...

I know they usually come naturally, but for some reason, she's telling me to "pick one"... That's where the great &Totse comes in to help me out.

i call mine "make me breakfast,ho"
jk

ho bag
titstick
fuckbucket

How about a BITCH. thats a female dog (and she probably is a bitch)!

http://www.bored.com/cornynames/index.htm Go here theres a BIG ass list of names, find one that sounds good and use it. I never had a problem using one that was someoen elses first. I usually called my girl ones I made up but when I found this list I tried a couple out and they were cool but I only used em once or twice because she got annoyed with me having a differnt cute pet name every fucking time i asked for her or what ever lol.

I don't know why but girls seem to respond to being called "lady" like "hello ladies". I dunno, thats not really a nickname I guess.

Call her fat bitch, girls love that.

You didn't fuck her mouth yet and you are already whiped. be a man
my girl has brown eyes. so i call her "brown eyed beauty" or "brown eyed girl" so i guess you can substitute it with what ever color her eyes are.
On the other hand it would not work so well with green. It just doest sound good

You didn't fuck her mouth yet and you are already whiped. be a man
my girl has brown eyes. so i call her "brown eyed beauty" or "brown eyed girl" so i guess you can substitute it with what ever color her eyes are.
On the other hand it would not work so well with green. It just doest sound good

Dude this guys right, how can you be worried about little bitch pet names when she won't even suck your cock? How old are you and how olds your girl? She looks like shes about 15-16. Dude ima tell you right now young girls are fucking DUMB. And considering shes TELLING you to pick a pet name thats not a good sign, sounds like your typical dumb bitch teen.

Jason


that made me lol

Care Bear!

Thanks for the pic. I call my GF "Funbags". Sometimes I call her "Tits". But from the pic I can tell that your GF --er-- the names wouldn't fit. Of course, my GF and I have known each other quite a while and I've fucked her in all the usual places, plus a few I think your GF doesn't think she can be fucked in.

That made me lol

anyway, call her princes, it'll make her feel special

She really likes it when you tell her she belongs to a fading Black rock musician?

What part of Columbus does your girl live in? And is she an 11th grader?

I have a strange feeling in my stomach.

No we're both in college. She goes to UD and I am at OSU.

Call her "Tramp", they love it when you say that.

I like to take whatever my girlfriend is doing at the time and relate it to an animal. Then I just call her that animal for the rest of the day or untill she does something else animal like.

For instance we were swimming in a pool and she made a strange noise that somewhat sounded like a dolphin and she was swimming so I decided just to call her a dolphin for the rest of the while.

We're both 17... We've been dating for 14 days. I'm her first boyfriend ever... ever. As in, I was her first kiss. So, a lot of this stuff doesn't really "come natural" for us. It sort of has to be somewhat scripted.... Yah know, forced a bit. Don't you guys remember your first relationship? There's awkward moments all the time, and in order to avoid some, we sort of plan it out a bit. For her sake, not mine. Hence; me "picking" a name out for her.

I tried Care Bear. That didn't fly, her parents called her that. It was such a good one too.

As for that website... It was a godsend. I've just been reading off random names to her and if she doesn't make a "wtf" sound then I mark it off as good.

Me not fuck her in the mouth yet? She just hasn't swallowed or... actually let me finish in her mouth yet. So, in my mind, "she hasn't 'done the deed'". All I'm saying is, she was a "complete" virgin before we started dating... It just doesn't seem fitting to call her "cum dumpster", not even in a playful way.

Seriously take some advice from someone who has alot of fun picking on his girlfriend. Just call her random names untill you find one you like. Just look at her and say the first pet name sounding name that comes to mind. Even if its dumbass or retard.

My uncle used to call my fat aunt moo-cow. Not because she was fat but because she loved cows.

Dude, pet names are something that usually develop after you've been dating longer than 14 days.

Haha, this remind of me one of my ex-girlfriend's nickname "Testicle creature". Seriously, her full name sounds like her nick name :P


Pretty obviously why it's ex now, eh?

Thanks for the pic. I call my GF "Funbags". Sometimes I call her "Tits". But from the pic I can tell that your GF --er-- the names wouldn't fit. Of course, my GF and I have known each other quite a while and I've fucked her in all the usual places, plus a few I think your GF doesn't think she can be fucked in.

funbags doesn't look like it would fit his girl