iam 18 and my weiner is 4 inch erect, is there anything i can do about it?

not troll.

You could wear it as proudly as you'd wear a 9 inch.

It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it hahahahhaha jk, pwnt.
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1) Stick In A Vacuum Cleaner

2) Leave It Like That For 5 Hours

3) ???

4) Profit!1111111111

lol...nice name.

You're big in Japan.

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters

It's not the size of the ocean, but the motion of the boat that matters.

Although you can't cross the Atlantic on a little paddle-boat.

OP, it's fine. You've got enough to work with, you're not freakishly deformed or anything. If the average is about 5.5", a 4" penis will be about as common as a 7" penis since it's a Gaussian distribution. Very much within normal parameters. It's not like any girl that likes you enough to actually want to sleep with you would stop just because your penis isn't huge. And you'll probably end up better with your fingers and tongue.

Here, look on the bright side:

http://www.micropenis.ws/images/4babscd.jpg

And that guy's erect.

If you are looking for a cosmetic treatment such as plastic surgery, do research on Phallosplasty, also known as penis enlargement surgery.

I wouldn't trust any sort of wonder pills. Nearly all are bunk, many are dangerous.

And try and find a woman who loves you long before she ever finds out the length of your dick, that's the least of either of your concerns if you want to have a happy relationship.

Mr. Happy speaks the truth.

yeh, don't worry about it man. If you're seriously worried about it. Get really good at fingering.

You're big in Japan.

OMG. OMG. I just got that joke. I have a shirt that says that (I'm big in Japan). And i wore it to school and used it as a gym shirt. Self Pwnage.

You're big in Japan.

hahahahaha +1.

And yeah OP your dick's pathetic but if a girl likes you she won't make fun of your dick til you break up. I read this story the other day in "savage love" about this guy with a really small dick who payed attractive, expensive hookeres to make fun of his dick. It got him off. If you're the same way I'lll make fun of your dick on this site for only $5 a week.

You could find yourself a girl who isn't a shallow bitch?

Oh wait...

*ObZ

Ya know, sex isn't everything... :p

Your below average penis may make some positions awkward, or impossible, but it doesn't mean you won't have an enjoyable, healthy sex life.

I do more for my girl with my hands and mouth than I ever could with my penis.

Well, that sucks. Try jelkquing or whatever its called. Its basically stretching your penis, iv heard from a few people that it works great. Will probably get you another inch in a few months/years. Google it. Seriously.

And like everyone else said, size isn't that important. I mean, it is important, girls do care, but not that much (depending on the girl).

If it means a lot to you, just go after the small girls. Its still big to them.

Your education is complete.

www.mattersofsize.com

Maybe that site will help ;)

Go on the forum.

Well, that sucks. Try jelkquing or whatever its called. Its basically stretching your penis, iv heard from a few people that it works great. Will probably get you another inch in a few months/years. Google it. Seriously.

Don't. You can rupture the penis.

It's hiding because you don't even know how to spell it. The name is penis. P-e-n-i-s. As soon as you spell it correctly, it will grow two inches and all the above will be academic.

Besides, your gf can deepthroat you and not even gag.

OMG. OMG. I just got that joke. I have a shirt that says that (I'm big in Japan). And i wore it to school and used it as a gym shirt. Self Pwnage.

It people like you that make my day!!! Congrats on the worst self pawnage T

It may be the size of a sewing needle, but it's as fast as a sewing machine.

Hilarious thread.

I'm glad I don't have a penis. It causes you guys so much stress because the only thing that you have to compare yourself to is in porn, and that is definitely not a good demonstrator for what penises, vaginas or sex are really like in the real world.

Don't stress. It really is more about how you use it than its size.

thanks guys XD

Don't. You can rupture the penis.

Yeah the last thing this dude needs is to be tiny and mutilated.

its not about length its about how fat it is

I do more for my girl with my hands and mouth than I ever could with my penis.

Including knocking her up?

I no longer want to shake your hand..

the funny thing is, iam a pretty good looking guy, i hook up with alot of girls no lie, but when it gets to the point of sex, i really lose all confidence and back out. make out, finger, suck tits and all that shit, with great looking chicks, but like i said, when it hits the point of sex, i back out.

should i not be ashamed of myself?

also, its not 4 inches, maybe just about almost 5.

thanks guys

S'not about how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.