It all started a few days ago, when me and my friend Steve were at his house smoking some weed. All was good, up until Steve's dad, came storming in the door. We thought we were fucked, big time. Well it turns out, he walked through that door with 2 chicks in their mid 20s following behind. We tried hiding the weed, but Steve's dad said, "Hey, arent you gonna share?" We could tell right off the bat that he was drunk as hell (and later found out that he had been taking some valiums as well.) These 2 chicks were drunk off their asses too. Well, we shared some weed with his dad, and in return, he shared some of his vodka with us. Before long, I was both high and drunk and it was the craziest shit ever (this was a first time experience for me.) I didn't have a care in the world, and I felt about 3/4 asleep.

The 2 bitches that Steve's dad brought home were doing shots like crazy. One of them came over by the couch and sat halfway on my lap. Keep in mind, I am only 15 years old. Then she was like, "You know, you are such a little sweetheart! You remind me exactly of the kind of boys I used to date when I was your age." Then she pulled my head towards hers and we started making out and shit. I figured, "shit, this isnt even gonna go anywhere good. i shouldnt even get my hopes up." Right then, Steve's dad came up and said, "Hey! You gotta wait your turn on her dude!" Well, she followed him into the bedroom and they fucked for about 10 or 15 minutes. Shit maybe it was longer but I dont really know because I about passed out.

Suddenly, that bitch came and grabbed me and pulled me into the bedroom. She ripped off my damn shirt and then yanked off my pants. My dumb ass was like "Are you gonna fuck me or something?" and I dont even remmeber what the fuck she said. I crawled up onto the bed and she followed me. We started making out again for a few minutes when all of the sudden she yanked off my boxers and started giving me head. Also keep in mind that this was my first time, so I was nervous as a motherfucker. At first I was all shaky and shit, but then I was all, "fuck, this bitch wants me." So I just laid back and let her do her shit for a while. She got on top of me and we started fucking. I dont even remember how long the shit lasted because I was so fucking out of it. Once I busted a nut (yes, I was wearing a condom) My dumbass said "Oh shit! I just came!" (haha im such a fucking dumbass when Im trashed.) It was at this time that I told her that that was my first time, and that bitch was all like "Oh my god! I cannot believe I just took a 15 year old's virginity!" That bitch jumped up, put on her clothes, and fuckin dipped outta that place crying. I just laid there laughing my ass off until I fuckin passed out.

I woke up the next day to find out from Steve's dad that that bitch had a husband and four fuckin kids. Haha, I wonder how she'll explain to her husband how she fucked a 15 year old kid and his friends dad if he finds out.

At first I was a little disappointed in myself that I lost my virginity to some random chick because I had always wanted it to be with someone I really cared about. But then about 2 seconds later I thought to myself, "Fuck it, who cares, I just fucked a 26 year old MILF!"

I am so incredibly jealous. That is one of the best "losing your virginity" stories ever. That'll be a hilarious story to tell your children and grandchildren.

Haha man idk if I could bring myself to tell my kids that shit

Paragraphs plz

Paragraphs plz.

Paragraphs plz

OMG I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T SEE YOUR POST!!!

Alright sorry Ill go edit it with paragraphs.

NICE....thats all i have to say.

You owned her.

TOO LONG DIDN'T READ!

More paragraphs man.

You bpwned her.

Must be the summer heat? She got just too darn hot in her meat.

atleast you got dirty head, and dirty drunk sex.

lmao good job for making her cry.

I'm a little rusty, is head considered losing your virginity?

No, she gave me head and then we fucked after that

No,this kids still a baby.

Did you use rubber both times? Daddy...

Both times? We only fucked once....

I thought you came from head too?

Lol I think Im gonna need to go reword it. She was giving me head for like 5 minutes but then she stopped that and started fucking me, and THATS when I came lol. But yes I used a condom.

Get her number & pester her for more...

Errrr...maybe not... :)

She's apparently a feeelthy child molester/cradle robber!

How does it feel to be all molested up? If you were completely sober & you had to do it over for the first time? Would you? Has she warped you or do you want to be the father of her fifth? :p

She's apparently a feeelthy child molester/cradle robber!


Dear God, could you imagine the uproar this would have caused if the genders were reversed and it were being posted from the guys perspective? It would be an absolute flame-fest!

Dear God, could you imagine the uproar this would have caused if the genders were reversed and it were being posted from the guys perspective? It would be an absolute flame-fest!

Yeah. As it is? Many of us are just dripping the jealousy. :p

Though? Hot, loose women are just a slut on the market.

ps. Have you seen Batgirl roaming the streets yet?

OMG I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T SEE YOUR POST!!!

Hahaha, you hang around totse as long as you do and that's what happens. :D

Yeah, awesome fucking story. I have no reason to believe you're lying.

Dear God, could you imagine the uproar this would have caused if the genders were reversed and it were being posted from the guys perspective? It would be an absolute flame-fest!

As well it should be if the sexes were reversed.

Men and women are not the same things...

ps. Have you seen Batgirl roaming the streets yet?

Haha, no, I don't think I have. I know she lives around here, but I doubt I've seen her.

As well it should be if the sexes were reversed.

Men and women are not the same things...

No, they're definitely not the same things, but why support double standards like that? Although, there are some double standards that work in my favor, so I don't mind too much.

Tell us: what were the standards of her 'doubles'?

Was she a beautiful, big booty bitch?

In other words... This thread needs pics!

Yeah. Call her up & tell her that the net needs a full photo 'spread' so's we can all admire her.

You'd better not see her again when you're sober. You might get very disappointed.

If this is true, you're a lucky bastard.

I'm 15 too.

I'm hoping to lose mine in a kinky manner like that, maybe to a teacher.

But that's really just fantasy.

K Scott, you should've had her fuck you again. You shouldn't have admitted that.

But you're drunk. Say "hi" to her when sober, see if she remembers you :D

that is friggin great man. one of the best stories ive ever heard.you should have done it doggy style and did a donkey punch. that would have been fucking funny lol.

You owned her.

haha.

Haha I will probably see her on the street but probably not even recognize her. Honestly I dont even remember what she looks like. I do remember that she had a pretty nice body though. Actually, I dont even know her name lol. I was so fucking out of it that I cant even remember all the small details really. All I (vaguely) remember is that she gave me head then she fucked me and then I told her it was my first time, and thats when she left crying lol.

So she was OK fucking a fifteen year old, but not a virgin?

Maybe the fact she ran out crying wasn't because of you, as such, but more because all of a sudden she realised that she was cheating on her husband, who was quite possibly home looking after her kids.

Ya I think by that time she was probably coming down from being drunk. That was about the time I was coming down

dont forget to threaten her ith statutory rape charges...hahaha you can get sme quick cash out of that.:D

pics plz

26 and four childeren...

26 and four childeren...

Don't forget that it's how it was originally supposed to be, by nature.

Although sometimes it annoys me a bit that the families that have the wife getting drunk and stoned and fucking random people, and the man doing god-knows-what too, have 4 children that would probably be brought up to be the same; while the "nice" couple have 2 kids at most, if at all, and that's when the wife is in her 30s etc.

Somewhat sad, if you think about it.

and more pussy...oh yeah she's in a feedback loop. ;):D

oh well that's mean :(

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fake.

You're trying to be cool.

Keep in mind, I am only 15 years old.

Exactly why I don't believe you.

Exactly why I don't believe you.

EXactly, pics or it didn't happen

Haha, you got Steve's dad's sloppy seconds.

Shit, get her number and send it to me!

Since when is a 26-year-old a MILF? Christ, I've got shoes older than her!

Pics?

why was this phrase not on the first page?

you fail me yet again, totse. :D

if true, very nice, good sir.

if troll, well, not bad.

If this is true, Steve's dad is a sad piece of shit.

phail.


No stat rape charges.

No double team eiffle tower.

No cum in eye.





EPIC FAILURE

Well done son. on your way to being a man now.

Yo homeboy...Here is a list of 100 teachers (some hot like Miss Lafave) that would have no problem fucking you

http://tinyurl.com/324eu5

That's an amazing story dude. I'd probably be pissed off loosing my virginity to someone i didn't know but a 26 year old MILf is funny and cool although if you were hammered how did you know she was hawt? Also did she know you were 15?

"Oh my god! I cannot believe I just took a 15 year old's virginity!" That bitch jumped up, put on her clothes, and fuckin dipped outta that place crying.

To be honest, I think she should be more freaked out that she fucked a 15 year old.

She's fucked up and to be honest, if she was to get reported she'd probably get done. Dirty pedo.

I worship you dude

Only mods, supermods or GOD get to post 'I just got laid' threads.

Unless they contain 1. something of real interest or are so perverse as to shock even me and 2. naked pics.